Marilyn_NSFW file: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gltvap9k8RLH_yClce-prUpwxaXQloi4/view?usp=sharing
I Spent 3 Weeks Putting Tiny Shiny Crap on Marilyn’s Dress
I sat there — hunched over like a divorced goblin — placing sequins on a digital dress. One. By. One. Yeah, sequins. Like the sparkly crap you see on figure skaters and sad prom queens. But this was for Marilyn Monroe so I couldn’t half-ass it. Nope. My brain said, “Let’s make it perfect.” Because apparently I hate myself.
Could I have used a brush? A texture? Anything sane? Sure. But no. I had to suffer. Because nothing says “dedicated artist” like whispering “Kill me” while zooming into a buttcrack made of glitter.
Anyway, it’s done. The dress looks amazing. Marilyn looks like she could walk right off the screen and judge your entire life.
So yeah — thank you for supporting this madness.
You could’ve spent that money on a decent burger, a couple of tacos, or a coffee that doesn’t taste like regret…But instead, you’re here. Funding a grown man’s obsession with digital sparkles. That’s love. Or codependency. Either way — I’m grateful and slightly concerned for both of us.
Marilyn_NSFW file: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gltvap9k8RLH_yClce-prUpwxaXQloi4/view?usp=sharing
P.S. About the Delay...
Look — I know this update took forever. I wish I could say I was doing something heroic, but no. I was just deep in sequin purgatory.
Thank you for your existing
You’re the best — and I swear the next update won’t take longer than the gestation period of a whale.
Greyermine
2025-03-22 01:32:36 +0000 UTCPurple Ice
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