Sierra collects plates.
Added 2022-05-01 14:53:35 +0000 UTC
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*cracks knuckles* alright ... time for plan B start getting vanity plates and carrying steak to intentionally attract her. the vanity plates will have the lyric to "never gonna give you up" on em in chunks. i see 3 possible outcomes 1: she keeps stealing my plates eventually realizing I rickrolled her... I win 2: she realizes what I'm doing and begins to menace some other car. I am calling this her win as she avoids a rickroll and can continue to grow her collection. 3: she eventually takes the offered steak, and i can then move to phase 2, offer her a job as parking enforcement at my place of work, all the plates she can get her ... teeth/claws on, she gets paid to do it, and i might make a new friend. we both win! well... I suppose there's a 4th option: she proceeds to give no fucks and I keep losing plates at uncertain intervals.
Behold The Plasma Donut
2022-05-01 20:18:01 +0000 UTCOnly if you want her to be able to track you more easily XD
Phillip Jackson
2022-05-01 19:57:20 +0000 UTCI live in AZ. What should I do to avoid loosing my plates... should I carry several steaks in a cooler incase I see her in the rear view?
Behold The Plasma Donut
2022-05-01 19:32:45 +0000 UTC
