A Lancaster NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sits back, with a stretch. Does like to lay about a bit before getting back up. Offers up a drink, if you need a cuddle, go for it, a soothing balm for any sore areas… Like, rope marks or some such. Ahem. Orgasming does mean they’re energised now, so will just… Continue with their day. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They really really like their arms. Hands up to their shoulders. The snake tattoo curling around their hand, creeping along their index finger and thumb, so it looks like the Horned Viper has its maw open or closed depending if they spread their fingers. The gold armbands that seem to cup their muscles to make them look all the more impressive. The scars that promise a life of training and fighting, all of which they’ve won. It’s honestly hard to decide between their arms and their chest. Amber really likes her tits, she’s quite busty and doesn’t mind showing off a bit of cleavage while Ambrose’s is quite muscular, a very nice view of his own right there. 

They’re very much an ass person. It does NOT matter if you have no ass, their hand is reaching out to pinch at most moments. Likes to grab it during sex, while getting ready, in the bath, doesn’t matter. Uses it as a pillow even. But if you forced them to reveal their mushy side, they’d confess they like your hands, especially intertwining your fingers. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Fucking hates dried cum. On them. Will usually wipe down soon after. Total hypocrite though. Ambrose likes to cum deep inside of his partner, or smear his cum along their hole and genitals, then makes you get dressed so you feel him for the rest of the day. Amber too, likes to coat her fingers in her cum and make you clean them, usually with a grin. Gives you a kiss afterwards for being good. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They think they should feel ashamed but don’t. Oh well, they are beyond down to get narsty in a place of worship. The open air forums of the Basilica might be risky, but still, fun! Cannot help themself from getting handsy during any sort of preaching.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Quite experienced! Had some experience pre-Hunting, and now has an on and off situationship with another Hunter. They fully know what they’re doing, don’t worry. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Ambrose, mating press. Amber, amazon press. Good luck to you. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Quite serious, but will give you a soft smile and off handedly chuckle if you’re being cute. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bit unruly, but nothing severe. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very rarely romantic during sex, normally just incredibly passionate. Very rarely are they slow and sweet, but they can be, usually after an argument or when feeling tender. Far more intimate afterwards, they like helping you dress. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They don’t get a lot of alone time, so usually when they’re alone they gratefully masturbate. Even in semi public, they don’t made taking a moment for themselves. It also means that they’re quite pent up most of the time. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Public, exhibitionism, bondage, overstimulation.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

God, anywhere. They never stay in one place too long, so they dont really care. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

The Witch being a brat, being naughty. But also them being cute and giving A cuteness aggression. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

… Some of the usuals, scat, vomit, whatever. Otherwise, truly down to clown. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is somehow SO mean while giving oral.Teasing for ages and then sucks so hard, grazing their teeth a bit against your sensitive areas. Also when you give them oral, they like to lock their legs around your head, trapping you there and teasing you the entire time. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Not fast per say, just incredibly rough and handsy. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yes, they adore a good quickie!! Brother, they’re fine with jerking off when they have the chance, no doubt they’ll have the Witch wherever and whenever they can! In fact, somewhat prefers them. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Why the fuck not! Prefers to not be submissive but hey, life is short, they’re not and horny is horny. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Dear lord. Yeah, they have insane stamina. Will not cum for ages, therefore their quickies are rougher to get them to climax quicker.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Wouldn’t mind if you wanna use some, but doesn’t care for them themselves. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They are MEAN. Very teasing, very unfair. Wants you edged for quite a while before you get to cum.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Harsh, quick breaths from between their teeth. However, they do moan, breathy and loud when they cum.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Would love a fun predator and prey scene with you. Let them chase you through the woods, or part of the town at night, in character as a hunter trying to capture their witch, only for you to be ruined against the ground by them. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Ambrose has a nice fat dick, average sized and more on the thicker side. Heavy balls and when he’s erect, the tip grazes his stomach. A gold piercing tucked into the head and VERY MUCH shower instead of a grower. 

Amber has a clit that peeks out a bit along with her labia, has a  golden piercing through her clit as well. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

What have we been talking about? Insanely high. VERY. Always in the mood even slightly. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Nope. Energised, wants to get up and go do stuff now, unless you two fuck very late at night.