ASMR || True Love Has a Price (Gender Neutral)

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PLOT: So a lonely soul (a gender neutral listener) has wandered into our little shop. They were referred by another one of our customers. (BTW in the audio we are a couple but no worry we will not be kissing or doing other sexual stuff). They are looking for love and nothing they have tried has worked. They ask us for help to get the partner of their dreams. However we do say for true love, it costs a pretty hefty fine. We assure them that it’s not so much a cost of money but rather of their sanity and almost their life for love. They must drink a potion, be hypnotized and have a spell cast on them AND give their blood. By the end, they will survive and they will have their wish.

TRIGGERS FOR YOU: Water slooshing in a metal bottle. Some soft glass tapping. And some up close sniffing. And overlapping whispers/inaudible (i’ll explain later)

TRIGGERS FOR ME: Page turning, sniffing and mouth sounds, and overlapping whispers/inaudible whispers

!! Your character is a very sensual vampire. You go between a mix of a flirty/devious vampire. !!

!! Feel Free to take away, add to, or improv on your script as long as the audio still makes sense lol !!!

*Door Opening SFX* *Walking on wood sound SFX* *Bell Ding sound effect*

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ME: Oh my what do we have here? Another huma-- er customer hehe? And what can I do for you today? Mmmm I see. I’m guessing you’re the friend Damien mentioned. Well, first things first, what’s your name? Hmmm not the name I would’ve given you but I guess it’s not the worst. Anyways my name is Gualtiero and my wife should be around here somewhere. Hmm she was just here a seco

ELLA: Looking for me for me my love? *soft chuckle* And who is our new friend? Hmm not the name I would’ve chosen but hey a name is a name. My name is Luna and I’m the brains of this little hole in the wall. Although my husband and I share the same abilities, he is mostly the brawn and the muscle. So tell me again what you desire? *pause* Love? Hmmm just like your friend Damien. *chuckle* Did Damien happen to mention how this works? Hmm good, the best kind of prize is a surprise. (play on words) Well I hope you know, love here costs a hefty fine. Not many can afford this.

ME: And maybe its a good thing they can’t. What we produce here cause even CIA agents to crack under pressure. The stuff we make might as well be pulled right out of a mythological folklore. *up close whisper* Can you handle folklore? *sarcastic chuckle* Hmmm so tell us, how much money did you bring with you? *hmmm 5 Gs, not even Damien gave us this much”

ELLA: Husband may I speak with you. *in a hushed voice*  remember husband, their human money isn’t of much concern to us. It’s what’s ….inside them that matters more. Don’t take the money, we know they’re serious enough.  (to the listener) Put that away, use that money for i don't know, chocolates and stuffed bears or whatever it is you buy with that money.

ME (Background): More like drugs and alcohol.

ELLA: Right, now are you sure you want to do this? Our work has proven to be 100% successful, to those that make it. *sigh* follow us and we will show you what we mean.

*walking sound effect*

ME: *sniff sniff* Hmmmm Yes, perfect.

ELLA: Please sit down, it’s better you sit

ME: My wife said to sit, so sit.  Good.

ELLA: My husband and I aren’t normal. In fact….we’re...we’re…

ME: We’re vampires. Sexually driven, vicious, blood-sucking vampires. And instead of just killing, my lovely wife has suggested we use our powers for love. Why? Who knows I mean why should we help humans find love like ours?

ELLA: Because our love can never be compared to the humans.

ME: *growl* Anyways the process for this is as followed. I will first have to drain you, however, you will still be aware of your surroundings when i am finished, my wife will then give you our homemade potion; it’s sweet tasting, strawberries, lemons, and raspberries. From there, the room will start spinning and from there we will proceed with the hypnosis/spell reading.

ELLA: Yes, but first you must write the name of your beloved onto this slip of paper dipped in rose oil, and then fold it, with a single drop of your blood. And when you awake, you will remember nothing, if you survive this. And once you walk out, you will have the love of your life. Can you imagine that. Holding them in your arms

ME: Kissing them

ELLA: Dating them

ME: Marrying them

ELLA: A family

ME: A house

ME AND ELLA: True Love

ELLA: Just like ours my love

ELLA: You wish to proceed. *happy mmm* you are brave and noble. They will be very lucky to have you.  Well, now, please remain seated. Husband, will you do the honors.

ME: Gladly, dont worry this will only hurt alot. *mouth sounds and feeding sounds*

ELLA: Hey, hey stop that’s enough

ME: Cmon, I hadn’t fed in over a day.

ELLA: Hush, now human *glass tapping sounds* this is a vial of our special potion. *water slooshing sounds on both ears* I need you to drink every last drop. *pause* good good...tasty right? Now I need you to write down the name of your love on this paper. Good. Now a single prick *short soft grunt* ok there we go. Ok now things will start to get a bit chaotic but I need you to stay calm. Husband grab the book and say the spell. I will do my part

ME: *page turning sounds* ready? (In this part I will record a separate inaudible whispers) (I will need you to record a separate audio of you just whispering gibberish) Love Love hear the call. A lost love wishes to break down your wall. A heart so weary and weak, has a true love it seeks. Eternal love to last the edges of the time. A love where love to much is the crime. Fill their body with your gentle caress, and make their life full of love and bliss. (I’ll repeat this over and over)

*heartbeat SFX*

ELLA: Hey are you dead.

ME: Well that was a waste of- Oh well shit you survived. Damn

ELLA: Ignore my husband. Please stand up. Everything was a success. Please, return to your home and by tomorrow, you will have the love of your life. Buh Bye, and please tell everyone you know about us.

ME: hmmm nice person. Should we have told them our magic makes their lovers into vampires?

ELLA: Fuck no, and miss out on the fun. Haha True Love does have a price, how do you think I got you husband *evil laughter*

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