[ASMR] The Bathtub Ritual [Creepypasta]

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What if I told you, that you could use your bathtub for more than just relaxing after a long day at the office? You know the feeling. Sharon from accounting will not shut up about getting those reports done, Michael the IT guy can’t figure out how to fix the emails, and the new intern Becky will not shut up about her new juice cleanse she got put on after a mission trip in India. You come home, strip down, light some candles, and throw in a lavender-scented bath bomb, and just sit and relax with a glass of whisky. However, what if I were to tell you that you can use your bathtub to be transported to another world? A world where it is your personal paradise every time you go. There’s just one catch. You, technically have to die every time you perform this ritual. Here is what you must do. You must first go out to your local craft store or home goods store. Pick out exactly 2 red candles, 2 white candles, and 2 black candles. The red candles will represent your current life and the next life. I’ll touch more on that in a second. The white candles will symbolize your purity and the black candles will represent death. Then, once you acquire those, rush home. You must wait until 12 midnight. Before midnight, feel free to set up the candles. Set them up like so. Place the black candles at the foot end of the bathtub. Then, place the white candles in the middle of the tub, and finally the red candles at the head. If you like, you are more than okay to do this while wearing only a bathrobe. As 12-midnight approaches feel free to light the candles and shut off the lights. After doing so, take off your robe and go into your tub completely naked. Lay down as if you are having your relaxing bath as usual. As you do so, whisper out loud, “ I call upon the spirits of the other world. I lie here, awaiting your touch, release me from the bondage of humanity, and grant me the serenity I desire”. Keep repeating this for exactly six minutes over and over. You’ll need to be out of breath. You’ll know you’ve done this correctly when you hear a disturbance in the water. DO NOT open your eyes until you’re told to, if you do, you’ll be dead permanently. You will feel a gentle woman’s touch, regardless of your gender or lack thereof, on your stomach. You will slowly feel at peace. Then, you will feel her get closer to you. Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. After she will ask you, “Do you wish to live a life of pure joy”? Yes. “Do you wish to be the ruler of your own kingdom”? Yes. “Would you die to preserve it all”?  Yes. “Then open your eyes and gaze upon me”. When you open your eyes, you will be met with the eyes of a beautiful goddess with jet black hair blood-red lipstick, and purple eyeshadow. Her eyes will be pure white. She will then caress your face putting you in a hypnotic trance before suddenly wrapping both her hands around your neck and force you underwater. As you gasp for air and water fills your lungs, everything will get darker and soon you will not be able to hear anything. When things start to get lighter, you will awaken, still in the nude, but, you will be in the picture-perfect dictionary version of paradise. No, it is not heaven. This will just be your paradise. Everything you could ever want is here. Dead relatives you loved are here and smiling at you. The pets that you had to put down are running around you excited to see you, it will be perfect. After what seems like only a few hours, you will start to puke up water and then collapse. You will awaken back in the bathtub and when you look in the mirror, you will have bruise marks all-around your neck. You’re probably asking, what is the real danger here besides dying? Well, my friend, when you like something, you’ll want to do it again and again and again and again. Now, one may understand this when it comes to food or drinks, but you will be consumed with dying and drowning. This ritual will consume your life. You will lose sleep, you will not eat, you will not drink, because all you want is to experience that paradise over and over again. What used to become pleasurable will not become an addiction, a sickness if you will. And there is only one way out, and, I’m sure you can guess what that is. Do this at your own risk and if you are still thinking about doing it, ask yourself, is it worth being consumed all because you forgot to turn in the reports on time? How about you take a bath and think about it.

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