[ASMR] Babe, I Can’t Be Late Again! [M4M] [Sweet] [Goofy]

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*early morning birds sfx* *sounds of coffeemaker*

*he yawns* Mmmm *pouring sound* *sniffs* *takes soft sips* Mmm Columbian Roast. *takes soft sips* Mmmm alright, I got my portfolios, I got those documents that were signed by Johnathan and Michael. And *sniffs* I remembered to wear the new Georgio Armani cologne to the office. First time being back, and I’m *grunts* Oh hehe hey baby. Mmmmmm I love your hug. *sniff sniff* Why are you up and dressed? You’re not the one who has to go back to work. Don’t you have some Twitch streaming to do in like 5 hours? Why are you awake now, you should be resting that gorgeous head of yours and conserving your energy for Apex Legends. [pause] Well babe, someone has to pay for the electricity and high-speed wifi you consume on a daily basis haha. Psshh honey, I’m just joking. Hey hey, come here *kiss* I would do three jobs if I could if it meant helping your dreams come true. I mean, what I do isn’t really that difficult.  It’s mainly being the office tea spiller if you know what I mean and sitting at my desk signing documents. I mean, even Gina from our ceramics class can do it, and we all know how she is, I mean, her husband didn’t marry her for her looks, he only married her for two reasons. [brief pause] Ahhhhh babe noo not her chins you sassy little bitch hehehe, why are you sassy. *kiss* *kiss*

Can you believe Nathaniel is making me go back to the office the day before our one-year marriage anniversary? I think he’s stalking us on Facebook or Twitter. Or maybe that burly motherfucker is stalking your insta, I mean, you’re the only one who uses it. Maybe he’s punishing me because he and his husband aren’t doing that well. He’s just jealous that he can’t have a young, handsome husband as I do. Hahaha, no baby, I’m not going to call him a boomer, one because he’s only five years older than me, and two because he’s the bottom one hehe, so, I’m sure you can understand if I don’t want to make the person who writes my checks have a breakdown and have to go to his safe space haha. But hey, don’t think I haven’t thought about it. [pause] Honey, *kiss* I go to that job because I need to continue to pay for everything, and now that things are slowly returning to normal, Nathaniel is making all of us go back. I’m sorry babe, haha, but I can’t stay. I’m going to get canned if I do. Mmmmm but trust me, with that new shampoo and conditioner you bought, you are slaying today baby. Alright well I have to *grunt* babe hehe stop. I have to goooo. Come on babe, what can we honestly do if I stay home that we don’t already do? I mean, I know it’s the day before our anniversary, but come on, I’ll be back at 2pm. Today is just a refresher or something. [pause] Honey, come on, you’re my husband, I got down on one knee and proposed to you almost a year ago tomorrow. You don’t need to worry about Trent. I mean okay, he’s the only other gay man there besides Nathaniel and me, but ewww, I mean don’t get me wrong, his office is immaculate, but the way he prances around the office with that *in goofy voice* lisp he thinks is soo kyat. I mean girl, have you seen RuPauls Drag Race recently and did you see who got kicked off? *normal speech*  Yeah, right after watching Lifetime drinking appletinis. Hahaha. Sigh, almost a year babe, can you believe it? I can’t either. To think that the person I came out to was going to be the man I would spend the rest of my life with. Sigh okay fine, but this is the last time okay baby, in celebration of our anniversary, I’ll call out sick.  Hahah *kiss* I love you babe, I’ll be late just this once okay? I love you, you’re the best husband in the world

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