RAW SCRIPT: [ASMR] Your Werewolf Husband Sings Your Son To Sleep [M4A] [Sleep Aid] [Wholesome]

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• Original Upload Date: October 27th, 2022

[ambient air conditioner fades in] [the sounds of sheets rustle as baby fussing plays]

*snoring softly in background* Mmgg…mmmm…wha…what? OH! Wassup honeybear…awww mmggg *yawns* was….was up Justin? [brief pause] Yes…I can see that. Babies cry, the sky is blue, and wolves go owa owa. [stretching for pause] Oh…it’s my turn? No no no…it’s definitely your turn. I took him to our scheduled Daddy and me playdate and had to spend two hours with Kathren’s husband…grrrr Tom…and he would not stop talking about how this and that TedTalk says this about raising children and how it’ll contribute to the socioeconomic something something horsesh—oes rainbows and a red balloon. And it’s like, bro, can we just watch our boys play with the Tonka Firehouse Rescue Playset and crack a couple beers? [brief pause] Hey ssshhh…don’t growl at me for having a couple of “mood stabilizers” so I don’t turn him and his whisky-breathed lady into my lunch. Geez, sometimes you can be such a bi—umm nevermind. Alright fine, come here Justin, my little wolf pup. Awww ssshhh ssshhh ssshhh, it’s okay, Daddy’s here. Hmmm Daddy almost made his partner cranky angy. Alright, ummm oh, what about if I sing or hum for you? But, shoot, I am a horrible singer. Well, here goes nothing. Let’s see if that works, [[SOFT SPOKEN SINGING]]  ♫Bury the light deep within, Cast aside, there's no coming home, We're burning chaos in the wind–♫ oh…not like that? Oh yeah, we’re trying to put him to sleep, not get him ready to fight the sun…Hmm alright, how about this? How about I sing that one song that he really loved when we took him on his first road trip? You know the one that played in the background when we took him to that bougie-ass aquarium and you screamed your head off because of that jumpscare shark thing haha? I mean it’s worth a shot…awww man, my pacing and rhythm is gonna suck. *ahem* 

There once was a ship that put to sea

The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

She'd not been two weeks from shore

When down on her a right whale bore

The captain called all hands and swore

He'd take that whale in tow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Before the boat__ had hit. the. wa-ter

The whale's tail came UP and caught her

All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her

When she dived down low (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

No line was cut, no whale was freed

The captain's mind was not of greed

And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed

She took that ship in tow (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

For forty days or even more

The line went slack then tight once more

All boats were lost, there were only four

But still that whale did go (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

As far as I've heard, the fight's still on

The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone

The Wellerman makes his regular call

To encourage the captain, crew and all (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Soon may the Wellerman come

To bring us sugar and tea and rum

One day, when the tonguing is done

We'll take our leave and go

Hey baby, what’s that look for? Did it work?  [brief pause] Hmmm almost? *tsk* That bad huh? Hey…what…what if I tried this?

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

And the dreams that you dream of

Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

And the dreams that you dream of

Dreams really do come true

Someday, I wish upon a star

Wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where trouble melts like lemon drops

High above the chimney top

That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

And the dreams that you dare to

Oh why, oh why can't Iiiihhhiiiiii IIIIIIII 

O-Someday, I wish upon a star

Wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where trouble melts like lemon drops

High above the chimney top

That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

And the dreams that you dare to

Oh why, oh why can’t Iiiiihiiiiiihiiiiii 

[whispered] Almost! That’s awesome. Alright, what if I just hummed? Like let’s not have more words that might stimulate Justin’s mind or something? He’s almost asleep. Uhh…think think, okay…*hums for a while* Ah, there we go. Goodnight honeyb— oh fell asleep too? Hmm haha *kiss* I love you and *kiss* I love you too Justin mmmmm *slowly snores and fades out*

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