RAW SCRIPT: [M4F] Telling Your Vampire Neko Boyfriend You Want Kittens [🐼♨] [Neko x Neko] [Cute]

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▶ Original Upload Date: November 19th, 2022

[sounds of crickets outside and ambient air condition] [sounds of blanket rustles] [sounds of a cat purring]

Oh hey baby! *stretches and yawns* mmmmm you woke me up from a cat nap. What time is it? Oh jeez, I overslept haha. Is that why you woke me up by pawing at my nose? You know I had an extremely long day in the fields, couldn’t we just nuzzle in each other’s warmth, smoke some OG cat nip, and just relax? It would be a great ending to tonight and an even better start for the weekend? [brief pause] Haha more for me. Mmmm baby, your hair is so soft and whatever you’re doing with your tail, keep it up. It’s silky smooth. Mmmm you’re just so purrrrrfect. Well anyways, I’m up and awake. Normally I’d offer for us to go for a run, get out our zoomies, but, judging by the expression on your face, that’s not rrrrrreally a good choice haha. What’s on your mind Neko sweetheart? Come on, you can tell me baby. [brief pause] You feel empty? Oh! Well, last I checked, we have some leftover chicken from that one bbq restaurant we went to a couple days ago? I think there’s still some of that frrrresh salmon I caught during my break yesterday? Oh and also we have canned— ohhh….not that type of empty? Are you feeling sick? I told you not to drink milk. You know milk is bad for us? We are still half cat after all. Here, go into the bathroom and on the left side of the sink take one of my blood capsules— oh…not that either? Then, what’s going on? [brief pause] You feel like this house is empty? Uhhh have you not seen our room? We could open our own online store with all the mangas and your kawaii stuffies and figurines you have. From the outside looking in, this black and red room isn’t our room, it’s more like I was just allowed to sleep on my goth girlfriend’s bed haha so I don’t know what else we can buy—- not that? Well come on nya, baby doll just tell me. [brief pause] You feel like you’re alone? Oh come on baby. Purrrrease don’t say that. You know you’re never alone. And I’m sorry my vampire neko goddess, but I have to go to work. I mean, you like being spoiled right? You like having this nice 3-story house on the hill and being able to go out to nice places right? You like being able to, quite literally, “eat the rich” and drain them of blood? Prrrincess, you know if there were any other way—*gulps* *ahem* I’m sorry, can you repeat that again? [brief pause] Oh….oh…oh dear….oh boy. *deep breath* You…you want us to start a family? As in you want to have my kittens? You realize what you’re asking for right. Granted they will come out looking half human, the cat DNA within us will guarantee us at the bare minimum triplets…who knows how we will turn out. Are you sure you’re ready for that? [brief pause]

Nyan Nyan? I mean have you even thought this through? This isn’t going to be like when we trick and capture grown ass adults and keep them as “pets'  in a way, you’re talking about little versions of us mewing constantly nyan stop. *iphone unlock sound*  and that’s a bunch of baby neko boards on your Pinterest. How long have you been planning this? [brief pause] Since our one-year anniversary? Oh…well….wow. Well…if you really want to…I guess I say let’s start a family baby! *kiss* *meow* Oh wow, you rarely use your actual meow. [brief pause] Well yeah, I am a bit nervous. Like I’m rrrrrreally nervous. I’m just worried about pre-schools/day cares in the area. I mean, is the world ready to see smol little nekos running around? What if some snot-nosed little shhhinobi is a ninja…*ahem* picks on them and pulls their ears? I mean, you saw how Gerald’s wolf pup had to be removed because she bit another human child and now that child is going to hit puberty by age 6. Kids are mean baby. I don’t wanna risk our little nekos accidentally clawing some poor kids' eyes out. And what if that gets them picked on more? [brief pause] Well of course, baby girl. I’m going to be protective. See this is stuff I worry about. Am I even gonna be a good daddy? [brief pause] *purring fades in*

Awww, thanks baby. I really needed that. *kiss* I believe you. Plus you already pinned a bunch of daddy and me self defense classes didn’t you? Haha *kiss* oh…that’s my purrrfect girlfriend. Hmmm. Huh, what’s that baby? [brief pause] Yes, I am very much on board with starting a family of neko vampires. And I know that I will never stop worrying. But, with you by my side, I know that you and I will be as purrrrfect parents as can be to our….how many do you want again? You recall I said we’re guaranteed at least three at the minimum right? [brief pause] You want HOW MANY? And you’ve thought of names for all of them whether they come out as boys or girls? I mean, you know, up until they decide or discover they want to change their pronouns or choose to go by they/them? [brief pause] Wow….you never cease to amaze me. I am blown away right nya. Okay, well you seem to know your stuff, so let’s start a family. Uhm so, do we have to wait until a certain day like the humans do or do we *purring fades in*—-- oh…alrighty then… *purring fades out*

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