RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] After Practice With Your Werewolf Boyfriend [M4A] [🐼♨] [Positivity BFE]

▶ Original Upload Date: January 14th, 2022 

[the sounds of birds and crickets] [stepping on grass]

Whooo babe, you absolutely crushed it out on the field today. You essentially have all these drills down pat. Scooch over, I want to lay out my towel so I can sit down, you know how easily my shorts get dirty. *mumbles to self* Ahhh. Ooo nice and comfy grass. *chuckles* *kiss* My big strong athlete haha. You’ve been practicing extremely hard every time you come out onto the field. I can tell that we are going to annihilate those other teams. They have yet to see the awesome power couple that is you and I baby haha *kiss x3*.  I just hope Coach doesn’t put me as their last resort again. We have two bad games back to back because Johnathan, Chris, and Anthony got sick with food poisoning and suddenly, hey, let’s sic the werewolf on all of them. I think I play an extremely good offens…Hmmm babe? Are you okay? [brief pause] Babe come on, something is clearly wrong. Usually I have to wrap my hands around your mouth to get you to shut up because you nearly get your ass kicked by those three for running your trap haha. And now, you won’t even laugh at them getting food poisoning. Do you even remember how hard we were laughing when they all shit themselves almost one after the other? Hahaha [brief pause] You know, I don’t even need to have been born human to understand a sarcastic chuckle/smile when I see one. Come on, just tell me, you can’t bullshit someone who is 265 years older than you. [brief pause] Babe, I can smell a hunter pee themselves in fear over a three mile distance. I think I can smell when you’re lying to me. Come on, pretty please tell me? [brief pause] Awww babe, why would you say that about yourself? You’re an amazing athlete. I- [brief pause] No babe, I’m not just saying that because you’re my boyfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love building up your confidence and giving you a boost any time you need it, but that’s my honest opinion. You know how honest I am and can be. Hell, do you remember at your mom and her new fiance Carson’s backyard wine party when he tried to barbeque salmon, pork and steak and veggies? And do you remember how he forgot about cross contamination and everyone but me got sick and I told him to his face he needs to take a cooking class? And then he lunged at me but was too drunk to see your dog and fell into the pool and your mom and I got into a screaming match? [brief pause] Haha yeah, and then you dragged me by the hand to the kitchen and we started making out because you hate that little twat stain so much haha. So babe, you are clearly aware of how much honesty I am capable of. So when I say you crush it out there and that you’re awesome and you know all the plays forwards and back, up and down, left to right…I really mean that. [brief pause] Hmmm my handsome man. You are absolutely hands down, the most handsome man I’ve ever had the honor of calling my boyfriend. And don’t worry, when we get more financially stable, you’re getting that ring from Jareds. [brief pause] *playful scoff* Pssh no babe, not my hair stylist, the ring store babe haha. [brief pause]  Yes I really do think you and I will obliterate the other team next Friday. With you by my side, there is no stopping us. And hey, I can always just slide in and crush our opponents ankles by sliding into them. I’ll clear you a path haha. Like BABE follow the path of blood and bones haha. GGOOOOOOAAAALLLLL hahaha. *muwah!*  Look you’re stressed out, how about we go take care of that? [brief pause] Just here, get up and hold my hand and follow me, I think I know a thing or two we can do hehehe.