RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] A Ritual on How to Get The Vampire of Your Dreams [M4A] [Creepypasta] [Horror]

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▶ Original Upload Date: October 20th, 2023

Have you ever listened to a particularly excellent vampire audio or seen a vampire on screen whether that be on TV or in the movies, and wished that they could be your IRL partner? I’m sure your dreams are filled with being kidnapped by a vampire in a red and black suit, or maybe being part of the vampire mafia, or even being wrapped up in the coils of a vampire naga. Have you dreamt about one night, when they propose to you, these vampires sink their fangs into your neck and you taste their blood and endure the painful transformation of turning into one of them? That way, you and them can spend eternity together? Now as happy as you just were hearing me speak those words, you’re probably just as sad because you know that vampires don’t exist, at least not in the way you want them to. However, what if I were to tell you that there is an actual way to get a vampire to be yours. A vampire that you will lovingly let feed off you whenever they need it? You might be ready to comment down in the description before hearing the end of this audio that I am full of nonsense. But please, resist the urge for now and hear me out and maybe listen to this audio in its entirety. There is a ritual you can perform that can guarantee you will have the vampire of your dreams. However, it is a lengthy process. First and foremost, before doing anything, ask yourself if this is truly what you want? Do you truly want to bring an undead creature into your world? As handsome, beautiful, stunning, etc. as they are, they’re still a creature that feeds off the blood of the living aka you…their forever partner. Can you really handle all that responsibility? Oh ... .hmmm, living dangerously I see. Well alright then. You’re in it to win it, it seems. I guess it’s time to start the ritual. 

First things first, you’re going to locate some supplies. The first thing you’ll need is a sewing needle. I’m sure since we are dealing with vampires, you’ll know what this will be used for. The second thing you’ll need is a small wooden crucifix of any sorts. It should be no bigger than a cross on a rosary. It could be handmade from toothpicks from your local bar or pub; as long as it IS in the shape of a cross. The third thing you’ll need is a black or red candle, I’m sure the vampire of your dreams isn’t picky. The fourth thing you’ll need is one sheet of blank paper. It can be blank printer paper or even college ruled lined paper. It’s not like you’ll use it for schoolwork anyway. Also a pen might help. The last thing you’ll need is optional. If you struggle to fall asleep and it’s not due to you drinking coffee and energy drinks like it’s water, purchase some melatonin. I would prefer you get it in tea form. Have you got everything? Great. Now we can begin. 

The first thing you’ll need to do is go into your bedroom and light that candle. Then turn off the lights. Take that blank paper with your pen or pencil. Then, write the following: I, [your name], with this pen, declare my love for my undead partner. My eternity belongs with them and they with me. My blood is theirs to take as my gift of eternal love. Eternity of immortality is their gift to me. My love, my soul, the vampire of my dreams. Afterwards take that sewing needle and put in the candle’s flame. Take the needle and prick your finger. Place one drop of blood onto the paper. You can think of this as your own personal signature. With your finger still bloodied, fold the paper exactly 7 times. Now, with the melted candle wax, seal the paper so it can not unfold. Now, you are free to use the candle wax to seal your wound. 

Now, you should have one sealed love letter and one waxy finger. Onto the next part. You must now take that same needle and again put it to the candle’s flame. Don’t question the method, this is all for you making your vampire fantasies come true. Then, you must prick your left ring finger, again, just enough for blood to bubble. Afterwards, you will draw a heart shape in the center of your chest while saying, my blood is for my love. I give my life for my love. Then, much like your first finger, use the candle wax to seal the wound. We’re almost done. The next step is for you to take the wooden crucifix and put it to the candle’s flame only long enough for you to see it smoking. Then, you must utter the following. "May our love be united in unholy matrimony. May curses fall upon those that try to destroy our love". Then, take a deep breath, flip the cross upside down, and brand yourself in the center of your chest on top of the blood heart. We are nearly finished. Here is where that optional melatonin comes into play. Now you must place the upside down cross on top of your love letter and blow out the candle. You must now go to sleep while repeating the words, "My Blood is My Eternal Bond" over and over again until you fall asleep. Congratulations, you’ve done it. When you enter a deep sleep and enter your dream world, the vampire of your dreams will be there. However…they may not be everything you’ve, no pun intended, dreamt about. They will be there, but instead of the fiery passionate experience you’ve written countless fan-fics abouts, they will be the most vicious creatures imaginable. They will chase you down and always win. They will take your blood and you will inevitably be in the most excruciating pain until you wake up. You’ll think maybe this is a one time bad dream, but how wrong you would be. After completing this ritual, you’ll never have a good dream ever again. No more dreams about flying through the clouds or being in the lost city of Atlantis. Every dream you have will have your vampire in them. And every morning, you’ll wake up feeling more drained than the last time. I mean, you did say you’ll let your vampire lover take from you whenever they wanted. 

Don’t give me that look, you asked me how to get the vampire of your dreams. And now you have them. They’ll be with you forever in your dreams. You did say you wanted the vampire of your…dreams after all and you’ll eventually have to go to sleep sometime. I guess it’s true what they say. Love sure does….suck hahahaha.        

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