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(Uncensored Video) Every Taylor Swift SHOWGIRL Moment You Missed 😱

Taylor Swift has always been a showgirl: the sequins, the chaos, the sheer commitment to keeping the curtain up even when it should probably come down. This week on EOAS we’re counting down the moments that prove it, from chipped teeth on the Red Tour, ripped heels on the Eras stage, and powering through with a bloody hand, to the cursed Super Saturday Night and F1 concerts (cancel her more often, she’s never been cuntier), the Nicki Minaj VMA olive branch, the girl squad hard launch, the NYC stoop as runway era, and those early shows where she sang with the confidence of Barbra Streisand while sounding like… not that.

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We talk about how bad ME! was for Taylor’s career, but it was also the beginning of the end for Brendon Urie (who was the man of my middle school dreams, thank you very much).

Elle Kaye

I was at the Formula 1 show and I lost my fucking marbles when she started playing Holy Ground. Such a special one of a kind show.

Leslie

Can someone explain the “no it’s Becky” lore to me please? I missed that day in class

A.N. Chaney

Ratatouille 🐁👩‍🍳🤗 (UP! 🎈🏡 makes me cry 😢) If Taylor was cast in Stevie Nick's Biopic, would Stevie go easy on her or criticize like Dame Joni Mitchell did? 🤔 💭

Terry B

Lucky OG Swifties saw those candid fumble moments before internet scrubbed 🧼😢... koodos to Mama & Papa Swifts: raised her with self belief, crucial to resilience later in life 🙂‍↕️ Imagine all pop girls had supportive parents like that... there wouldn't have been shaved head breakdowns, rehab drive-throughs and over-dose club 27... 😭 Confidence helped showgirl diva to trot on, with(out) 🦷, heels 👠👢random stans on stage. Lana: "No one wants it more than she does"🗽

Terry B

Somebody got fired after that boy followed her up the stairs on the red tour

Grace

now why would you remind me of the great loss of tolerate it and tis the damn season. I'm still at the restaurant

Helena

The way tolerate it and tis the damn season got taken off the setlist before my show, I still haven’t gotten over it thanks for validating my crashout

Faith

Taylor crying during Lover in Eras Tour and just pushing through it… SHOWGIRL

Erika

Dolly’s got twin peaks and the wood to put them on. If the goal isn’t to turn Taylor Nation into a showgirl themed amusement park in Tennessee a la Dollywood, then what are we really doing here?

Kylee

I'm so confused by this comment. Firstly, have you not listened to the show before paying to subscribe? Because If you had you'd know that Zach and Madeline have been fans since they were pre-teens - their knowledge of Taylor is incredible because they've both been around the fandom since the beginning. Secondly, criticism isn't heckling! The reason I love the podcast is because they don't infantilise Taylor like other Swiftie groups do. She is a grown woman (approaching 40 might i add) that did some cringey stuff when she was growing up as a teen/young adult. if she/we can't laugh about the cringe things we did growing up, that's really quite sad tbh and it just shows a lack of emotional maturity. If your love for Taylor Swift is so fragile, I don't think this is the fandom for you.. and thats fine! There are swiftie communities for every kind of swiftie, but maybe double check the content is right for you before paying for it <3

La Barrah

Had no idea about the Liverpool fc connection that’s hilarious

Alice

Loved this episode concept!! Nostalgic ☺️

Bella

I'm sorry but this show seems like you are just making fun of Taylor with put down after put down. Do you all really like her? I left the recording because I grew tired of all the heckling. I thought this was supposed to be a forum where her music was analyzed in a constructive way and fans looked for highlights. This just made me sad as instead of positive energy, it was just belittling her.

Deb

I was waiting for this one to be mentioned!

Cassandra Griffiths

Oh the birdcage is absolutely showgirl. Forget the cage, and just focus on the swing for showgirl shits and giggles. Case in point, Nicole Kidman swings into Moulin Rouge as THAT showgirl in her opening performance. Iconic. Also, I’m fully preparing myself for Taylor Swift the musical on the 3rd. I cant deny my inner theater kid, and neither can she. It’s happening snakes, and frankly, I’m surprised it’s taken us this long.

Kylee

The Umbrella video in the rain had come out before that performance!

Indy Behr

In the New Heights interview she mentioned opera as being an influence in the show and Tolerate it was the thing I immediately thought of. The dramatic hyperbole of the moment definitely felt like going to the opera

Brianna Tullius

Nicki and Taylor performance totally forgot about that. 👀

Hannah

I have never seen that fearless tour : interview scene despite being a longtime fan! 🧐😱

Hannah

Hey! I know you 😂

daniel

I went to watch the F1 performances and just burst into tears while watching Style. no reasoning whatsoever and these are not showgirl behaviors.

Natalia

she performed this is what you came for at eras at anfeild stadium (home to liverpool fc which is the team calvin supports and djs for) lol

isobel

Zach… PLEASE watch Ratatouille 😔👉🏽👈🏽 Our lizard queen was gaged by such news…

Brrr005

Saying Dolly could have multiple mountains is a joke Dolly Parton would make about her own chest fyi

Ohdearjon

praying debut gets her moment in 2026 for the 20th anniversary, perfect opportunity for the vault tracks to be let outttt

jose 💫

I'm thinking about "a serious" showgirl moment during the eras tour (Rio I believe) when she's struggle to breathe, she looks so unwell and she snaps into the showgirl mode to continue the Midnight set! That is my diva!

Maeva Gerovski

I know this has nothing to do with showgirl moments but it has something to do with showgirl, I was casually scrolling Instagram like a normal person when I heard the background of like a leaked snippet of wood, I immediately scrolled and there wasn't even a warning, stay safe guys, the Internet is very dangerous nowadays😭😭😭

Vicki

The way Tyler got up and looked for those references they were talking about at the deepest trenches of the ocean oh MOUTH KISSY! 💋💋

Tú Anh

I loved that episode!! I listened to it in the airport on my way to Ireland – I’ll never forget it! Zach, your friend’s comments throughout were priceless

Lisa M Lamarche

The Snakes bringing the absolute best Taylor Swift content out there! I get so excited when you all have a new video out… Thank you for your service🙏🏻🌟

Lisa M Lamarche

That performance changed my brain chemistry. I still sing that key change when Should’ve Said No comes on. 😂

Tony

Lizard 🦎 Queen 👑, Swiftologist: Thanks for your comic relief 😮‍💨 in this hectic week — interviews, x-ray 🩻 results 😵‍💫 — here’s my coinage 🤗🪙💰!

Terry B

My ultimate showgirl moment is on the eras tour in the blistering heat during the transition into Mastermind in Rio. The way she snaps into action… I mean it’s frightening! #showgirl. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8StDKeq/

Ally ❤️

The loss of Tolerate It was criminal, and I can’t wrap my brain around it. WHY?!

Amanda Carriker Moore

yep🙂‍↕️, and her album launch party film promo pics are giving fashion /Hollywood iconic looks (Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra) She’s dressing up as Clara Bow? She’s one of a kind and won’t be replaced 🙂‍↕️🥳

Terry B

Zach, remember you introduced your friend to her singing 🎤 and she politely said: “She’s so… PRETTY!” 🤣 I miss her adorkable fearless outbursts (rock 🎸star couch throwing ) and fumbles (redheadAnnie, joint-flop with Katy in fast food 🍟🍔 outfit) 🤣 then they caged her and took out her teeth (and fun) 😭 I miss Taylor 1.0

Terry B

I think its just a fun way of saying "moment" not "memo"

ducky

Has Madeline ever explained why she hates pink?

Sarah

Tbh i didn’t really get tolerate it until the eras tour

Sarah

Another moment is the Dita von teese martini glass dance in bejeweled!! Showww gurlllll

Emma S

The Ross black dress reveal is sending me

Zacarias Lopez

I want a shirt of the Twitter exchanges between her and Nicki in 2015. SO Funny then and funny now.

lisam

I love you two so much. That’s it. That’s the comment. ❤️‍🔥

Dana Hinton

This is a great video!!! 💕💕💕 I've wanted to go through all these moments, and so nice to have them in one video. :-)

Jackie Lehman

madeline being so excited for it being robin when it’s hoda killed me 😭😭

Victoria weisheit

Is Zach saying “memenso” instead of “memento” an inside joke?

Ashley Tobin

👑 Hoda lol Def not 👑 Robin

Sara Macc

Should've Said No at the 2007 ACMAs was the first time I saw Taylor and I was INSTANTLY obsessed

Lorelei Treadway

We need a video of weird deep cut Taylor moments. Remember that video of her like looking around the room to make sure no one is watching and then she touches an open flame 😂

Erin O

“First came the hair, then came the crop tops, then came the nonsense behaviors”

Natalie Topalian

Im kinda hoping this album is something like Burlesque because so far the pictures are definitely giving Burlesque. Yeh Taylor is no Christina vocally but she can definitely serve the look and thankfully showgirl Choreography is more her style.

Dwayne Roberts

My favourite divas🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

rachel☁️

YAS TREADMILL VIDEO EXACTLYYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH

Kate!!!

Im ready lets go

Dwayne Roberts

That fact that this popped up right at the start of my 1 hour lunch break. 👏👏👏

Hugh Gatchell

Let's goooo ❤️

Lil

Well hello

lucy

Clocking in for an EOAS shift!

Kayla Pickles


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