Petty Pumpkins

🚨👻SPOOKTEMBER EXCLUSIVES👻🚨

Added 2025-09-11 17:33:17 +0000 UTC

The votes are in, and our September Patreon Exclusives are serving double taps, demonic drag-outs, and disembodied domestic disturbances... with a little Gaga glamour to top it all off. Buckle up Pumpkins… the screams are coming from inside the tiers 👻💅

🆓 FREE TIER — LADY GAGA “THE DEAD DANCE” MUSIC VIDEO REACTION (FREEBIE!)
Mother Monster has risen from the graveyard disco and we’re dying for it! 🪩💀✨

🎃 $5 Party Pumpkin Tier — ZOMBIELAND (2009)
Nut up or shut up—it’s survival of the pettiest out here 🪓🧟‍♀️

☕ $10 Piping Hot Tea Tier — DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)
Drag her mama!!! Hell's under new management now 🔥😈

👑 $15 Pettiest Pumpkin Tier — POLTERGEIST (1982)
“They’re here…” and so are we, screaming at static and suburbia 📺🏡🪦

🎤 $20 Petty Pumpkin Podcast Tier — Ep. #26: All the behind-the-scenes tea at Petty Pumpkins HQ as we creep one claw closer to spooky season ☕🎃👀

Thanks for being here Pumpkins! The patch wouldn't be the same without every single one of your vines, lifting us up! 💜