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Changes to Payment Settings

There were some people that would become patrons and then cancel their subscription before payment day and then re-subscribe after payment day.  Effectively receiving all benefits of being a patron without paying. 

Now, I saw this and was like, fine. Thats cool if only like 10% of people did this. I can't get mad at a rat doing rat-things that I would do myself.

But this month well over 30% OF YOU GUYS DID IT. 

In response I have turned on a "pay-upfront" feature. If you want to be a patron you will buy in to see all previous episodes and then will get charged at the first of every month from that point on. So don't become a patron on the 29th or some shit just wait a day. 

 I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶u̶c̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶$̶8̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶$̶1̶0̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ 

IT WONT LET ME ALTER THE PRICE OF THE TIER ONCE PEOPLE HAVE AGREED TO PAY IT.

Hugs n Kisses,

muah

-Sam

Changes to Payment Settings

Comments

People did that? Dude I'm mad at myself for not doing that.

Tex

I will suck the meat off that jewish foreskin... a jew of all people should learn to deal with loopholes! Now lemme see those juicy forehead fables podcasts

TheGreatCatastrophe

When are you releasing a new podcast it's been dry this whole month

Jaymin

FUCK YOU SAM, TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. Kind Regards Jordan

Jordan Constant

Lol I was just broke, too busy doing Chad shit.

i mean....if i were you id just left top tier at 10$

Daniel Pavel

We learned from the best

SlowBeak

actually sam it turns out i might have been a parasite too. a lot of cards expire in jan so that's probably why the mooch rate was so high, that's what mine did. i added a new payment method so it should be hunky-dory now. jew.

Brohan_

fucking parasites

Brohan_

Lmaoo I don’t think you even want the fans that can’t afford $10

Yeah it's being edited right now

General Sam

Will I get Feb. Webcast?

Dennis Calf Robe

Yo homes, I just joined the podcast at the end of Jan. Looks like I missed out on the rat attack. Lmao.

Dennis Calf Robe

Sam you jew I have 1.62 in the bank now

No price is too high for these god tier podcasts

Matt🆒

"peepee poopoo $10 is too much" cut the shit chieftan, I should personally come to your mansion of a house and give you a beating for thinking I can't afford $10/mo.

Anton Eriksson

The rats swindled the King Jew Rat.

Airbo

what kinda broke ass motherfucker can't afford to pay $10 a month LMAO you guys really are rats

James Mortished

I mean u gotta give them respect for outjewing a jew like that, but pretty scummy doing that on a parreon. Good decision changing it to "pay up front"

Pontus Larsen

Damn that's pretty smart not gonna lie. I wish I was informed about this rat hack

Stegg

Sam, my credit card information was stolen and I filed a fraud claim today, because of this my entire bank account has been suspended therefor canceling all my subscriptions including this one. I have a new card coming in 5 days and once my card is here I can reinstate my bank account so I can resubscribe, however I don't know when the payment day for my subscription is so it's possible that I could have missed my payment earlier today or will be missing it if it is within the next 5 days. With that said if there is a way I can pay you double for this next month I would be happy to do so. Sorry that everyone is jewing you out jokes aside I know you put effort into making these videos for us I respect the grind.

Keagan Maguire

Let's be honest here: I ain't no artist. Me me poop joke guy. Poop joke guy gets paid enough.

General Sam

I TALKED ABOUT IT LAST EPISODE DUMBY it was great

General Sam

Sam, you need to watch The Lighthouse. (an a24 film directed by Robert Eggers with William Dafoe, and Rober t Pattinson) This movie is simply amazing. I will go out and say (and I don't give a rats ass if people disagree with me) that it's the best movie of 2019. Yes, even better than Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and I loved that movie too. I've must've watched this movie like 20 times already, and I never get sick of it. The performances are so damn great; especially on Dafoe's bargain. Shit was Oscar-worthy. The cinematography, the lighting, horror elements, comedy, and plot are phenomenal. Please check it out if you haven't already.

Andrew Hoock

THOSE JEWS SAVING THEIR FUCKING SMECKLES

$2 nerf on the cost, I wonder how this will affect the meta. Thanks for the patch notes as always Sam.

I would never swindle my Jewish king

Logan

I’m not a scumbag so that means I don’t need to do anything with my sub right

Jesus that is the poorest-level pathetic shit I've ever heard of.

Zach

♥️

Sebastian Egeberg

Had no idea this was even a thing, nice catch. Always keeping up the support on my end, stay frosty.

Christian

Surrender the shekels to the rat king fuck boys. Don't reduce it, just keep putting out that quality shit on time.

Just sling your dings dang

Brenden Duvieilh

What type of jew game is this

get that fucking bag Sam don't you dare make it cheaper

Haethos

Don't reduce it Sam :) I'll be here to support you!

Maybe make a new tier and cancel the other one? Or pause it?

Connor Swayton

Hit those bitch boys with D A R A T A T T A C K

Connor Swayton

As an artist, it makes my blood boil when i see or hear of anyone using and stealing an artists talents and skill 😤

The king rat has spoken

Botchboi

"Flex or get flexed upon" - Mr Bean

it's cool jew get that bag!

I say you hunt down those guys and play tarkov with them to show them the meaning of a true rat

Teddy

Fuck! Why didn't anyone tell me we could do that?!?!

How download audio of Sam Patreon video

SHon

I’m a big burly Chad who pays you your due every month.

wilsonwy

Wait wtf why didn’t anyone tell me about that

bailey oettit

Ily Sam

Damn, that's fucked up that people would do that. Sorry to hear.

Onii-chan.exe

Take that you cumsluts

Victor Ehn

How dare you stop me from scamming you

Avery

Damn kids. This man makes quality podcasts, PAY HIM.

Jerrod Niles

Come out with day off to J off mugs! I want to give you money you slut

Skiddelz

Fuckin gottem

Quinn


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