Every Hole is a Goal Ft. Projekt Melody - Ep. 58

Wheres the podcast you fat fuck

Mack Sargent

Burn him at the fucking stake

Bryan Pereira

Come on guys where the fuck is the podcast, I made a false promise to a lot of people it would be out today or tomorrow

Papa Poob

I’ll piss his pants and put the fire out, he can’t afford to lose any more hair

We all know poob never lies

Hear it's coming tomorrow, if not Poob's pants on fire.

ManlyboyMan

Where Christmas episode Stallt?

Great episode 👏

I’ll suck Sam’s toes if you give us the Christmas episode TONIGHT!

Ubi Deus damnatus res tibi porcus irrumator

CHRISTMAS

stunad

Such a lust for a christmas episode WHOOOOOOO

stalt, strangle that fat fuck for the Christmas podcast

Where's the Christmas Special you bald bitch

I swear to god if i dont end up paying this month...

Reign

End of the month is coming quickly...

Where’s the Christmas podcast you bunch of dirt balls

ETA for the Christmas podcast Santa Stalltt?

Mr.DJB90

Where podcast plz???

Where christmas?

Tricart

in the one where they talked about kyle rittenhouse their were sum

Where is this right wing audience u talk about, I never see these comments u liar, I’m a useless centrist, fuck em both

Where’s the Christmas podcast you fat ugly fuck

christmas podcast when, or was this it and i’m dumb

Ballsac Schrader

Y'all seriously just bullied her the whole episode

Rocket Jumper

so no christmas episode???

Durtcobain

Why does she keep making that god awful noise

Good episode

Powe

you should have print shoot repeat on the podcast

where the fortnite is the patron christmas special:((((

cameron

Tried to figure out if melody is a girl or not. I pitch shifter her voice down and i think i have found her real voice. She has a rather low female voice, i guess it makes sense for her to shift it higher like those squeaky anime girls. Maybe though i have been fooled, who knows lol.

Daniel S

The best part of the episode is the end where it's just Sam and Melody. Just a host and a guest like the good ol days

Rick Wad

*Sam on stream the day before this episode - “We’re gunna have to do some research and stuff so we don’t seem like total dickheads” *Also Sam - Does little to no research and proceeds to look like total dickheads 😂. The ineptitude of this podcast makes me come back every month man

this is definitely one of the better guests didn't even know about this girl but she kept up

sercumis

Can we get sephirothsword back on?

bingy

So what was removed? I need answers. Im technically an investor so i am technically privy to everything about everything

R.

Pry vet

Travus Danielson

Why is it private?

LackOf AWillToLive

What do i pay you slackers for?

R.

BRUHHH IT PRIVITE ON 5 MIN

R.

Shit was cash

Kris

this one is a little rough, i think I would've rather listened to a bumbo podcast

Pricedisman

Im just here to say that this is my favorite podcast. I've been watching since Sam was just sitting infront of a camera, by himself, complaining about his marriage. Gotta say you've come a long way, dawg. Keep up the good work boys

Rick Wad

This was great melody was a great guest, just the 3 mongoloids rly shafted her any time she tried to talk.

what a cringe fest

Daddy Cheeseburger

Every time she said Hmmm I wanted to blow my head off, not the best guest

This might be my new favorite episode it's definitely up there, I think y'all should have more sex workers on lmao and I wouldn't mind seeing melody return

Great guest! Would have loved it if she got a chance to tell a story or land a joke. Looking at you Poob.

Cabfarm

This is a ROUGH one for the audio listeners and I fucking love it. 10/10 - Melody was great lmao; people saying she was the worst guest obviously don't remember the world's biggest weeb.

KB

loved the episode

yes

I had no idea who melody was before this. I guess her schtick is that she just thirst-baits the socially retarded? Also, you guys don't even TRY to hide your contempt for audio listeners anymore. This whole episode is a giant fuck you to the audio boys.

Motive Unclear

Great episode, just four dude bros shootin shit

Dumass

Good episode fellas, for a Christmas present get one of the retard patrons on as a guest, then just speak over them the whole time aqua style

Great episode, Fun Guest.

The episode was fantastic. Sam, Poob and Bryan were great, Melody was pure utter cringe

Tex

I’ve now spent more money on this podcast than I do porn.

Hey were those filters free?

Speciatali

Two good podcast guest in a row

This was a excellent episode. 10/10.( Poob freezing up at the beginning due to Ludeness and the breadstick fucking had me rolling.)y'all ever need a voice acting guy like y'all said one time I can do a good bit pretty. I ain't no Josh Baker level though. (Free)

this is definitly a top 5 guest. such a good episode, if only it lasted longer.

sercumis

This one had me weak af for some reason. Way out from left field for these guys

Why does she whimper like a beaten dog whenever she's asked a question

Nictotine

worst guest by far

Ballsac Schrader

There is no middle ground either people fucking despite Mel and hate this episode or are really excited and happy about it

Noah Pearson

I loved how Sam and then Poob revealed that they had only just learned about Melody doing porn. Nobody asked Bryan, they already knew.

Bryan Pereira

This is Mixing my porn and my veiwing life, thanks forehead fables

Deacon Symenuk

Are you sure that she isnt just Charborg with a voice changer?

Kalle Hokkanen

Damn this episode was pretty fuckin funny, I just think too many of yall hate women, or fat 40 year olds 🤷‍♂️.

Yellow Baber

mery crysis

niqsn

Merry Christmas everyone

Fruusty_

Merry Christmas, boys.

TP FradeN

Merry Christmas sam

Mack Sargent

Bryan looks better as corn, the human look doesn’t really work for him. 🌽

Theres no such thing as a chick with a dick, just a man with implants

Auric

The slander podcast

Jeck

Merry Christmas Sam, Poob, Bryan, Stallt and fellow patrons.

Coleslaw

38

Nicktree

Did not expect this, but I do like it.

Which podcast did the bois speak to a therapist on? im trying to re watch it lol

Damian Van Pelt

Fungletoe’s mom reunion podcast

Sencer

I wish stallt cut out every time that annoying retard guest talked.

Yes

General Sam

Wait has every female guest worked in the sex industry?

Cool

Logan

Fuck audio, video gang 4L

Mel is the last person I expected to be on the show. very excited to listen to this.

As a member of the audio audience I feel like I am missing something...

Sam I hope you clipped Aqua saying the thing about "manipulating children with little treats" in the gamerhole stream sniping episode. I wanna hear that on soundboard in the future haha.

Grandshrew Jellvis

This is horrifying

Jake Glanville

Yooo you got Mel on here? LETS GOOOOOO

2 In 1 month? Good job boys love to see these

Yep :/

Big Boi

For the first time, I’m actually upset about a guest. Probably gonna hate this episode

Rafael Melendez

Just in time for the drive to work 😌

ENDBRAN

Not a fan of this chick, kinda wack. And no, hair isn't determined by your mother's father. Learned from 23 and me that it's a myth. You either win or lose the genetic lottery.

Max

Fucking finally holy moly

Literally tried to give this one a shot. The boys did a good job as usual but holy fuck this guess was annoying

Big Boi

You motherfuckers got melody? How tf did you swing that shit

MUTTGORE

Yea nah man

TronCat

Feeling cute. Must be better than the last 2 hours of work. Might delete.

GoldRex

I’m so ready for whatever this is

Queso

Oh god. This one’s gonna be a doozy

SPENCER CHRISTENSEN

Definitely beating off to this one

I had to double take when I saw this show up on my notifications

Ten

im ready to be let down again

Bro need to quit my job and watch this immediate

This better not be the Christmas special you mixed religion charlatan. I’m frothing for more content and my froth cannot be quenched easily

iiITzDaNx

Holy shit. I wasn't expecting such a high-profile guest

A patreon account

Looks like Christmas came early this year. Thanks fellas

HELL YEAH

Kevin Rodriguez

Bro u moving up in the ranks 😳😳😳😳😳

Nathan Sanchez

Poggers

Nathan Spears

Oh god

Recon

LETS GOOOOOOO

Pino