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shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70

Video Version: https://youtu.be/ozWwhkP394s

I thought maybe if we come up with a secret intro and title indicating that these patron exclusives are supposed to be secret then maybe you guys will stop leaking the things we say on them.

shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70

Comments

Js1q3rd

Matt

The power is in me

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Indeed it did drop 10 mins after this comment

Richard Wagner

Today is the day, even Poob was surprised the first episode wasn’t already out yesterday on stream

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Long hours in the warehouse been killer without a new episode.

BobIgglyWampus

im not going to be able to afford this patreon if i cant listen to it truckin

Michael Turner

These long roads in the truck are feeling longer without a podcast

Jared-Ali

I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get a new episode

Xyzzy

They really figured out how to print money the most low effort way possible

Austin

The glazing is grazy, this dude would pay money to shake hands with the sams

Fat loser

2 rushed shit episodes in the last 4 days of the week again, yippie

Fat loser

I yearn for an episode

Trizide 101

Drop a new episode u fucken turd burglars

LOU SASSLE

These next couple weeks are gonna be banging with the content coming out all close together

TREWAYUZUMAKI

I work at an oil refinery and there is a garage with a bathroom with no lights. While I’m washing my hands with the lights off the new intro started.

Connerthenoobis

Haha, what a well thought out & original comment from a guy whose whole account is dedicated to glazing the Sams. Why don't you get off your knees & go reply to everyone else who commented about wanting a new episode.

Richard Wagner

Wah wah wah my name is Richard and my vagina hurts

Sam Shack

At this point I literally don't understand... how could it possibly be this difficult to have a regular schedule of recording & uploading 3 podcasts in a month. This patreon makes over $36k a month & they can barely be bothered to record for it 10 hours out of the month. I hate to even complain because I love listening to the pod but it's definitely a bit absurd to consistently be late on episodes without even communicating with the community of paid supporters.

Richard Wagner

Imma go postal Sam.....and this Patreon is gonna be in the manifesto.... This can all go away if you post a fucking episode you turd

Jakob Kolias

2 weeks and still no new episode and a poor stream by Sam last night these guys stink.

BoofTube

I swear if you fuckers complain about how hard it is to upload podcast in the next episode. Eric is gonna get it.

Ind_I

drop an episode today or im un-reforming myself and becoming racist again

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"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.." - Far Cry 3

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Dihhh 💔💔💔🥀🥀

poophahafunny

this is the result of them being happy i warned you

Poob's Grampa

Y'all gay

Hunter Swan

I bet if Kamala won they’d be on time

Jaymurk

This message got Sam to stream today, you can’t convince me otherwise

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Ts pmo ong twin 🥀🥀

Julian

Anyone else unsubbing if this next ep is booty 💸🔥

rockling codfish

You guys are really disappointing Eric right now.

Gloop

Which Sam do we take out to show how serious we are about wanting our podcast boys.

Jjrichy

At least Poob streams between pods pretty regularly.

TREWAYUZUMAKI

As a recent patreon member, I can proudly say that I’m wasting my money now

Sevren

Ok... I guess I didn't want a new podcast today anyway...

Richard Wagner

The multiplayer on brotherhood was so fun. Miss playing that

Hoon

Rapeass 97i

CheeseCake King

Never happened.

CheeseCake King

Need. Pod. Please. Need. Benis. Polish. Polish benis pod. Need

Animal

I need pod

Animal

My heart feels heavy please post my baby boys

MilkMan248

What did you do to them

William Ladine

Only so many oxy can help guysss

Applecore

Where is my slop boys, I see the money going but no episodes coming.

Jjrichy

Chop, Chop, We Hunger...

Connor

Okay guys Im ready for the next episode you can drop it now

CrizzlyBear

Drop episode within the next 12 hours or else

Suduko Catwall

Be back in 2 days

pibb

I thought it would be sooner this month but I guess their cycles are set late

TREWAYUZUMAKI

the withdrawal symptoms are starting....

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Logged in to look for the 9-day release…. Alrighty then be back later :/

QuakeDea

They had said that they went to one of the live events, but they've never been on

Setitablaze

7/10 funny but too much whining

Vysustiprst

Im pretty sure they weren’t on an episode

Boyfriend

Does anyone know the dungeons and daddies episode these guys were on? I can’t seem to find it anywhere

James Cunningham

Hey Sam just curious about one thing you and Poob mention every podcast episode or so… how are y’all’s stocks going???? Really curious and I feel like we should know since you told us in a tarkov vid to invest into S&P500 and y’all both have a portfolio with the Patreon money? Anyways maybe hold off on Denver/Colorado for 4 years or longer bud. That’s my advice at least… also I sent you some Zillow houses on Instagram so check your DM’s!!! I also sent Poob car listings too!!!

Zaniest

I think G Sam is already working on that, we ain’t gotta do nothin 😆

QuakeDea

this podcast kept my boredom down

Culted

shut the fuck up nigga

Marco Espinoza

Oh brother 😂

TheSpecialSteve

Fell asleep during this episode, and had a dream of poob going to my house with my school bullies and taking it over

Davin Simmons

what is the email?

Harrison Fabian

"This is how every month goes. Every episode is last minute" Ahmen Stalltt my funny little editor friend. If you ever need a stand in whilst we wait me and my buddy and sometimes funny , we're only an email away

Digi

I thought maybe but the way he described it seemed off

Charlie baker

That’s what he was talking about this podcast

NecrosHQ

Looks like that one mutant from futurama,

NOT Alex Brock

Got too high and had a panic attack about the size of Sams forhead.

NOT Alex Brock

I concur Connor.

Connor

"we"?

Benjamin

Sam should try totally ultimate epic battle simulator for maddie lol

Charlie baker

Yalls pc current states is honestly really funny

Charlie baker

Gotta check out drive beyond horizons

Jesse Woodyard

Good episode… give us bizzle!

Justus

This is creepy and weird💜😘🙏

Ramman1317

who else thinks we need to somehow sabotage poob's new relationship. he can't be happy. we need him to go back to the bar and almost die/get into a fistfight with teenagers again. he can't have this. his suffering is what fuels us. that or we need a third cohost who's a complete fucking loser (me) to round out these two being successful.

Poob's Grampa

Put Eric on the podcast

Xyzzy

poob suggs

Culted

"Absolute Cinema" - Martin Scorsese upon watching the new intro

Stag Skull

Intro fucking rules

Connor

What GPU did you get?

Peter

Poob’s divine punishment was encountering the kid version of himself in that microcenter parking lot.

Peter

Evil dead intro

David

Absolutely great Patreon intro had me fkn cracking up lol

Grass

Hell yea

Intuned

I hope the factor meal rep didn’t listen to this one💀

Jesse Woodyard

I can't stop relistening to the dare devil bit. Whatever WAAHWAHWAHWAH noise Poob makes while 3D scanning a babe is so fucking funny

DreccanOfAntlers

lol glad my recent pc build wasnt like poobs, built a new desktop for work after having leftovers from my gaming pc upgrade

Charlie baker

Great intro guys like to see it

Armandt Joubert

Hear me out.. what if you had one of the ASOIAF theory guys as a guest on the podcast and we just had game of thrones talk for the whole episode?

Sam Shack

Episode was so good it fully divided my attention away from my BBC sissy hypno gooning session

Haemorrhoid cream

YES!!!! Haven’t watched it yet but the comments are raving so it’s always a good start for my slop

Trizide 101

the intro was fuckin peak

payne

Just wanted to say best episode we’ve had in months. Really glad you guys are back

PyRe Nacho

Sounds like your daughter would be obsessed with trapping Sims in the pool

DreccanOfAntlers

Honestly I watched this the first time on youtube. I did not consider that the intro is entirely visual lmao

DreccanOfAntlers

Madeline sounds like she would love to replay the “no Russian” level on MW2

Skiddelz

Solid ass pawdcahst my duudds

BharfBhag

Sam’s only spent 800 on league? Bro my 4K is feeling real heavy in my pockets now

Barf Drinker

Mr. General Sam. Your daughter would love Halo CE. It’s awesome. It has blood. It has zombies. It’s fun and approachable AND you can play with her. My memories with my dad and halo will always be with me. Try it out

Tanner Thurman

Thanks gamers

enterfrog

how so

Super_Void33

An episode on my birthday! A gift I had to pay for!

Tyler Gibbons

Beautiful

Jacob Hunter

Right up his alley tbh

Nehit

Lets go

Nehit

The intro was fire, poobs extreme finger strength with that two fingered door lock and Sam’s ferrel nature exposed when he’s on all fours. 10/10 expressions, would beat again.

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Sam you should play Obenseuer, you get to be a drugdealing, moonshining, Finnish mushroom addicted landlord

Budds

Thanks for the vid boys and Poob even if you do find a bad comment, only someone worse off than you talks shit. Don’t cry my sweet baby boy, dry your tears.

TREWAYUZUMAKI

Decent

Quualude

Glad my hard earned blue collar trucker bucks went to Poob’s 1 1/2 computer, love listening to these whilst working.

Grebbler

This might be the most blatantly autistic comment ive ever seen in my life

Fat loser

Oh thank fuck I just started work

glorp

Love the monthly secret slop guys! Are you still doing the PO Box at all?

Jon Chernicky

HELL YEAH was going to study for a test but I have my duty to watch now

Ramonzinhobb

Hell yeah brother

Conor Mohan

sam make a video on inzoi

Marco Espinoza

Its about time

anime_bitches

shut up and eat

Benjamin

Btw I love this podcast, thank you guys!

jacob powell

Holy fuck I’m STILL paying for this shit???

Alto69

the moms ashes thing is a reference to the GOONS (sam was on their pod once) flavor they have called grandpa's ashes

Super_Void33

if sam gets a gamer supps flavor (impossible), here's a small list of what he could name it: -Papa Rabbi's Fivehead Sweat (Peach) -Jarred Baby Pig Juice (Green Apple) -Grilled Guinea Pig Grease (Cherry) -RatCola -Mom's Ashes -Shekel Shlurp -PapaPoob's [Pineapple] Potion

Super_Void33

Hahah I was almost regretting paying yall for a sec. I should’ve never doubted you guys

Sevren

I have a terminal illness, bully me daddy

CowtongueHarry

Double fisting two chicken sandwiches sounds like it has a secret meaning.

James Reed

Im haleying my joel osment

Austin

that scene is a reference to 2001 a space odyssey

Super_Void33

Guess I'm going to have to save up my lunch money this week to pay for the patron then 👀

TreeBeard

I love you guys but this episode came out an hour before I'm off work so ima save it for tomorrow. Took me like 4 rewatches of the previous episode to realize poob wasn't refering to the movie/character radio when saying "we're like radio" Poob really seems to like that movie...hmmm

Gmo

what a pleasant surprise

Marco Espinoza

Thank the Lord Jesus Christ

R Patch

I'm liking that intro the audio was definitely my favorite part made me think of caveman SpongeBob staring at the fire

CaptainCarly

So you are not supposed to scream at women's tits because they are different then mine

microvet

Boof time fellow gamers

BoofTube

Poob, would love to hear your thoughts about The Red Rising Saga.

miller

My messiah's answer my call yet again

A ron

Love the intro as an audio listener

Fumble

Bout time

Name_Greg

PEAK HAS ARRIVED BROTHAS

Samuel Fisher

Much love for Papa Poob

apallo420

Fuck Haley Joel Osment

Ethan McIntosh

sure looks like a work in progress

MrSneshi

Poop I kissed your gf

elliejelly

Hey hey nice one boss

Sam Shack

Great Intro! Took the gun right out of my mouth 🤩

Matthew Harting

Meeeeoooooww

Tim Harlow

new intro sucks

Jacob Taylor

Oh thank God, im on a 4 hour drive right now listening to reruns. Thanks!

Waffle Warrior

Yummy government mandated episode 3

Connor

Why

Xander

Pooping rn

Poopy Kyle

There we are!

Coleslaw

Hell ya

Ron Monkeberg

Hello poob

Ethan Zwart

I’ve sent this one to the press

Lachlan Walls

You son of a bitch you did it

Michael Troyer

I love you

crobus

Sup

bussychug

Brb posting this YouTube link in the discord general chat

Hardstuck Jett 3

Hello poob

Latina_Destroyer49


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