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MAY GIVEAWAY! Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook!

So, it's time for a NEW Patreon perk - giveaways! My loft is heaving with kits and products that I'll never realistically get around to using, so every month I'm going to run a giveaway to thin the Pile of Shame. It could be rulebooks, it could be models, it could be paints and accessories! Together we shall thin the piles!

This month, one person will receive the Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook from Cubicle 7.

Imperium Maledictum is a new Warhammer 40,000 roleplaying game set in the glorious Macharian Sector, a sector forged in blood and fire from the thousand worlds conquered by Lord Solar Macharius. Players take on the role of Imperial adepts and citizens recruited by a powerful Patron. These influential figures use teams outside the usual chain of command to undertake grim and perilous missions, furthering their often inscrutable interests. To succeed, players must weave their way through the complicated web of competing factions that make up the Imperium. They must navigate a realm where a whispered accusation can be as deadly as any bolter, plumbing the depths of the most lethal hives and navigating the often far more insidious threats that grace the courts of the highborn.

We actually played through a (very silly) game of this at Christmas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LZPpvd36XE but due to a shipping error I ended up with two copies of the core book - so the spare is the one I'm giving away.

If you'd like a chance to win it, comment here with some variation of 'I SHALL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PILE OF SHAME' to express your interest and, in the last week of May, I'll draw a winner at random! To be eligible, you just need to be a active patron (any tier) when I close the thread around the 20th of the month. I'll contact you once closed for a postal address.

MAY GIVEAWAY! Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook!

Comments

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