Orc Harem Vol 1 Chapter 2

Chapter 2: The Gathering of the Teachers Who Were the Most Prominent People of Mankind

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I was suddenly woken up from my pleasant slumber.

When I opened my eyes, I saw Kaa-san smiling.

It was still dark outside.

「……So it’s true that I’m only allowed to sleep for an hour and a half.」

「Yes, naturally. We’re going to train with this sleeping hours we are saving.」

「But wait Kaa-san. How can you be that energetic? You were running together with me, and on top of that you have also been pouring ki nonstop into me while I was sleeping for one hour and a half. You aren’t relying on a drug or something too aren’t you?」

「This is because Kaa-san has mastered how to use ki. I can easily stay awake for ten days. When I fought your father, I did it nonstop for around two weeks you know?」

What is this monster?

Would I also become something like that?

No, ……if I continued doing that kind of hellish training for four years, it wouldn’t be strange for me to become a monster of that level.

My memory of running nonstop for three days and three nights returned.

Wait a second, what did I do yesterday?

My tension got messed up because of that strange drug and I did whatever Kaa-san told me to, but thinking calmly, wasn’t I just a pervert for yelling sex repeatedly while running around the village?

……I didn’t know anymore what kind of expression I should make when going outside.

「Today we’re going to practice sword for sure right!?」

「Yes. Or that was what I wanted to say, but first I have to introduce Ork to the teachers who will turn you into the strongest.」

「Eh? Kaa-san isn’t going to teach me?」

「There will be a limit with Kaa-san alone. Kaa-san can only teach Ork about swordsmanship, usage of ki, and some magic. You lack so many things to aim to become the strongest.」

「No, it will be enough with just Kaa-san’s teaching.」

「No, with just that Ork won’t be able to become a male who can make fine females to want to be impregnated by you.」

Seriously?

Just how thorny the path that an orc had to walk?

「But, Kaa-san said that normally just swordsmanship alone will take ten years to master.」

「Yes, that’s we we will give you training that is twenty times harsher than normal. These three days were the preliminary test.」

That was just a preliminary test?

Crap, I suddenly wanted to run away.

「If you run away here, it’ll be impossible for Ork to get a cute girl for your whole life. Are you fine with that? You’re going to be a virgin forever you know?」

「Uh!?」

There was no other way.

A rose colored future was waiting for me at the end of this hell.

Kaa-san led me to the forest behind the village.

A horse carriage came there.

Men who was clad in extraordinary aura came down from the carriage one after another.

The first man was a portly man. He looked friendly, but his eyes looked extremely intellectual and he had a presence that didn’t allow you to let your guard down in front of him.

「Hero of Azure Thunder Mireille Forland-sama. It has been a long time. My deepest gratitude for your invitation. I can finally repay my debt to you for saving me in the past. I won’t just pay my debt back. I’m a merchant. I shall repay my debt with a lot of interests.」

「Helf-sama. It’s great that you are looking healthy. The great renown of Randall Company has even reached this land. I’m delighted that you deign to listen to my request.」

「I have retired and didn’t have anything worth doing when your request reached me. I shall confer my knowledge and experience from building Randall Company in one generation to your son. I will drive the modern economics into him in both theory and practice.」

Even an orc like me knew about Randall Company.

Even an orc village would sometimes send people to human city to sell the meat and fur we got from hunting, or our handicrafts, and also to buy human goods.

The name that we seen in most shops in human city was Randall Company. It was a company that handled everything from socks to weapon.

The person who built that company in one generation could be said as the god of merchant.

Why did Kaa-san call such monster to here? Or rather, why was she planning to make me learn economy?

I didn’t understand.

The next person approached while my confusion still hadn’t settled down.

This person only looked like a slender effeminate man in a glance. But, his bearing was extremely natural and beautiful. He had the same scent like Kaa-san. This person was a super first class martial artist.

「So you’re really a housewife right now big sis. I can’t believe that Massacre Princess can change so much like this. I’ll tell this kid about big sis’s past stories. He surely will cry when hearing them.」

「Please don’t talk about my past in front of my child. ……If you don’t listen, I’ll punish you later, crybaby Rowland.」

「Uu, my bad. I joked too much. I won’t say anything, I know just how scary you are big sis. I just need to teach that brat my martial art and how to handle ki right?」

「Yes, putting aside swordsmanship, Rowland is several level higher than me in the way of fighting barehanded and handling ki. I ask you to teach him in those two things.」

「Leave it to me. I swear on my pride as the Fighter King Rowland Bel that I’ll turn that brat into a first rate fighter.」

Fighter King Rowland Bel.

If I wasn’t wrong, this man was the strongest among mankind in regard to barehanded fighting. He had won the world martial art tournament of mankind for three years in succession. Sometimes Kaa-san would mention this person in her story.

Not only the merchant just now, this person was also not someone who could be called here with just superficial connection.

The third person came down from the carriage.

His appearance shocked me too much that my jaw almost fell off from its socket.

……The two before this were already outrageous big shots, but this person surpassed even them.

I knew who he was from a single glance. I had seen his face so many times to an irritating degree. After all this person’s face was drawn on the currency.

「Oou, Mireille. Aa, how pitiful, you have become so thin. As I thought, it’s impossible for you to live in a place like an orc village. Come home right away to the palace. I’ll welcome you back anytime.」

「No grandfather. I’m happy here. Far from getting thinner, I actually have gained weight about three kilogram.」

「……I see, it’s unfortunate that you won’t come back but it’s fine if you are happy. Also, that child is my great grandson huh. You really take after Mireille. I was shocked when I heard Mireille married an orc, but her choice must be the right one if she can smile like that.」

The old man came in front of me and peered onto my face.

「You, show me your face closer. You look just like Mireille, an intelligent looking boy. Very well. I shall cram everything about kingcraft, law, and politic into you with the intention of making you the next king of Forland. I am the previous king, the Wise King Vareo Forland. I shouldn’t be lacking as a teacher.」

Wait a second, this old man just said something preposterous.

Kaa-san had summoned the previous king of the biggest country in this continent, Forland Kingdom to be my teacher. On top of that she called him grandfather. Or rather, I’m the great grandson of the previous king!?

「Kaa-san, what’s the meaning of this?」

「I never told you? Before I married with Otou-san, I was a princess of Forland Kingdom. Other than that I was also acting as the spirit king’s chosen hero for a bit. Everyone who come here today is an old acquaintance or friend from the past. It really nice to have friends.」

The unbelievable lineup was having a pleasant chat with Kaa-san cheerfully.

This is strange isn’t it!?

Why did someone like that marry with an orc and lived in a remote place like this!?

Also, the Wise King Vareo was giving me a candy and saying things like great grandson, eat a lot of sweets and hugged me though!?

I was just a bullied orc kid who is living in a remote village wasn’t it!?

「The last person hasn’t arrived yet.」

「Fumu, that person is the busiest among us by far after all.」

「I came here because of big sis’s request, but actually being able to meet that person also play a large part of it. I’m really looking forward to meet him.」

「I agree. The growth of my Randall Company would also be impossible without that person’s assistance.」

There was still going to be someone else who came?

Furthermore, it seemed this person would be the number one big shot.

The god of merchant, Helf Randall.

The Fighter King Rowland Bel.

The great Wise King, Vareo Forland.

Just what kind of person could be so respected by this lineup!?

I heard a flapping sound. When I looked up, a slime with angel wings was coming down. The slime landed in the middle of everyone and its wings vanished.

「Pyuih!」

It was an adorable and tiny slime.

When that slime let out a cry, for some reason the merchant god and the Fighter King and the great Wise King trembled. Kaa-san bowed toward the slime.

「Thank you for coming, honorable master.」

「Pyuih pyu」

It was a slime so I couldn’t understand what it said, but it felt like it was saying don’t mind it in archaic speech.

This slime was clearly being treated as higher ranked than everybody here.

But, I could understand the reason why.

What’s this? I couldn’t stop getting goosebumps since this slime showed up.

Anyone who could sense mana would notice the abnormality. It was impossible for this kind of creature to exist.

This slime was like a single star.

If this slime got serious, it could destroy a country in a few minutes.

Why did a slime that should be the weakest monster had this kind of power?

……The slime shined and took a human form as though to answer my question.

It became a man past his middle age wearing a robe.

If I had to describe his appearance, everything was perfect. He was the embodiment of golden ratio.

He was too perfect.

The Fighter King Rowland let slip a small voice.

『So this is, the legendary Great Sage, Merlin Enlight.』

Merlin Enlight.

It was a name that had appeared many times in story and legend. He was a great sage and a great hero who had engraved his name in the history of monster and the history of human.

A living legend. The man who had advanced the history of mankind by 300 years.

……No wonder these three were taking this kind of attitude.

「Fuu, to use your favor of a lifetime to ask me to become your son’s teacher……it’s just like you in a sense.」

「Honorable master, my gratitude for listening to my selfishness.」

「You don’t need to bow your head. I too am someone who have daughter. I can understand your feeling. Besides my daughter was indebted to you. I’m not unwilling to look after your son in exchange. But, it’s pointless no matter how much you try to teach someone without talent. Allow me to evaluate your son.」

His hand touched my head.

I was unable to make any single movement until that moment.

His mana flowed inside my body.

「Very well. He has a talent that is deserving to receive my teaching. Well, he is still inferior to my third daughter though.」

「A word honorable master. My Ork’s true talent lie in swordsmanship and ki.」

「No no, in that area my second daughter is still better.」

「Then, what if we judge them from their comprehensive talent?」

「Your son will be able to put up a good fight, but my daughters are adorable so it’s still their complete victory.」

「Even my Ork is really cool!」

「You won’t be able to say something like that after you see my daughters……no, I can’t allow them to meet. I can’t possibly allow a man who is laying bare his lust like this to meet my cute daughters.」

「That laid bare lust is Ork’s good point!」

「……I wish that you would deny about the lust Kaa-san.」

A boasting competition between idiot parents began.

The daughters of the great sage Merlin Enlight. From the story he had more than one daughter. I wanted to try meeting them, but for some reason I felt that doing that would bring me horrible danger.

I could see the vision of me meeting them, hitting on them, and then my head would fly at the next moment.

「Cough. With this the teachers are all assembled. They are the best teachers in the world in order to make Ork the strongest in the world. I will teach you swordsmanship. And then Fighter King Rowland will be in charge of martial art and ki. The merchant god Helf Randall will teach economics and the main languages of other countries and other races. The Wise King Vareo Forland will teach about history, kingcraft, politic, and law. And then the great sage Merlin Enlight will teach you magic and supplementing other things that you are lacking.」

This kind of lineup could even conquer the world with a lot of leeway if they joined hands. And yet what they were going to do was acting as my teachers.

「No, this is just too extravagant right!? Or rather, there is no way I can learn that much all at once」

「Yes, it will be impossible using the normal method. But, there is no way we are going to use normal method isn’t it? We will cram everything into you with efficiency that leaves behind the limit of common sense. There is no way we can’t do that with people of this level here.」

The legendary men nodded at mother’s words.

「Or rather, things like martial art, or economics, or other languages, or history, or kingcraft, or politic, or law, do I really need them!?」

I thought that learning swordsmanship and ki and magic would be enough if I just wanted to become strong.

「Naturally. What you can rely on if your sword snap is your fist, the martial art. If you want to impregnate a lot of cute girls, you will need to be able to earn income to provide for them, which mean economics. It will be a waste if you are unable to exchange words with cute girls from other country or race, so you will need to cover your base in all major languages, and if you want to do business seriously then you will need to overcome the barrier of language. Without education and refinement, the girls will be disgusted with you, and if you don’t know history which is the foundation of the other party’s self, you won’t be able to communicate with them well. Also a lot of girls will yearn to live in human world that is overflowing with entertainment rather than a quite life in the forest. To be able to blend into the human world, you will need to know about history and politics and law. Politic and law will be necessary for doing business. And then, being served by a lot of girls is no different than managing a country. Kingcraft will be indispensable for that. All of these will lead to you being able to impregnate girls.」

To think that I would need so many things to be able to obtain cute girls.

I underestimated this endeavor. I underestimated harem.

Certainly it was like that. What Kaa-san said was correct.

There was no way I had the qualification to obtain a lot of the best females if I was unable to do that much.

「I see, I get it now.」

「That’s the spirit! Don’t worry. With the super first rate teachers here and the many cheats we have prepared, Ork will able to master everything in four years. We swear on our pride that we will cram everything into you. Well, a normal child will become an invalid in one week if they go through what we are planning, but Ork has the talent, and most of all the toughness that won’t let you break so easily!」

The great men behind Kaa-san were nodding.

Certainly, if I absorbed all the wisdom and intelligence of people of this level, I would become someone dependable and my social grace would be improved. I absolutely would become popular.

If I could become that kind of perfect superman, my future would be rosy.

「Kaa-san, teachers, I’ll do it. I’ll master everything!」

Sound of applauses resounded.

I hadn’t noticed at this time.

Even though just the swordsmanship training was already like a torture, what kind of things I would have to go through by trying to learn this many things in four years.

Even though I would be able to realize it if only I just thought for a bit, that the training would make even hell felt lukewarm with all the drugs, magic, and every kind of cheat in existence being used for it.

At that time I only thought that I would be able to impregnate cute girls.

I was unable to think of anything else than that.

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