Space Explorers : My God It's Full Of Latex

What the hell is going on out there? If they're having another orgy when they're supposed to be resting I'm going to ..

_swoosh_

... oh shit.

Is that Kristen .... oh. Oh no. The other patients. They're infected ...

_swoosh_

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck .... no don't panic, deep breaths.

~ba-deep~ Medical emergency, containment breach, lockdown sickbay and beam me out.

*...............aying?...................... interferen .............. *

Oooohhhh ffuuuuuccckkk! Think woman think. Fucking idiot use the manual backups.

~ba doop bleep deep daapp blorp doop derp~

Chief Medical Officer to Bridge, we have containment failure, the alien entity is loose, it has infected the other patients and at least one nurse, I have initiated lockdown from my office, beam me out immediately.

*Doctor, thank fuck you're still there, comms are down in that entire section. Computer confirms quarantine protocols engaged. I'm afraid we can't beam you out, the interference that is disrupting comms is preventing us from getting a lock on your position. I've ordered a security detail down there. Suggest you locate somewhere safe to wait until they arrive.*

Somewhere safe??? What am I supposed to do, hide under my desk??!!!! Get me the fuck out of here Turdok, you flaming sizequeen!!!!

*We can't! Sickbay is not showing up on the sensors. Stay calm Doctor Van Norks, Security are on their way to you.*

Stay calm???? That's easy to say when you haven't got a tentacled monstrosity on the other side of the doo....

_cccrrrreeeeeaaaakkkkkk_

oh fuck it's forcing the door open .....

*that's not possible, the quarantine protocols were specifically designed to ...*

shut up shut up shut up it'll hear you

_rreeeeeeeaaaakkkkkkk crunch_

*Doctor are you there?*

fuck