[…]
“I’m starting to think I should’ve gone easier on the cheese” Solveig said, holding her stomach with her arm, “I could have sworn I was able to take this better!”
“Yeah, well, you didn’t gobble down half of the pitcher on a whim”, Lily said, groaning in pain as she grasped her crotch hard with both hands, “why did your mom have to make the drinks so delicious?!”
“Hey, don’t bring my mother into this!” Solveig said, jokingly, as she doubled over in pain from a sudden cramp.
Lily looked around, starting to consider to simply utilize nature’s coverage as an impromptu bathroom wall; at that moment, she noticed a small wooden structure up in a hill just behind some greenery.
“Hey, look!” Lily said, pointing towards the small wooden cabin, “I think that’s an outhouse! We made it to the campsite!”
“Oh, you’re right, that’s…!” Solveig interrupted herself to groan loudly, holding her stomach as she leaned forward, “Oh, no, no! Stay where you are!”
A moment after, a loud thunderous sound echoed from behind Solveig. Lily opened her eyes wide, looking at her friend.
“Did you just…?”
“It’s going to come out…!” The brunette groaned, letting go of the axe in her right hand and starting to dash away from Lily and into the outhouse’s direction.
“Wait, what…?” Lily remained still for a second before chasing Solveig down, still holding herself in the crotch, “Hey, wait, no! I saw it, so I get to go first!”
“I’m sorry, but this is an emergency!” She said, reaching the outhouse door as she started undoing her overalls while going inside.
“Wait, wait, you can’t…! Wait, Sol!” Lily said, interrupted by Solveig slowly closing the outhouse door in front of her, “I’m not even going to take a minute! Please, let me in!”
“I’m sorry, Lily! This can’t wait for that long!” Solveig said from the inside, lowering her overalls along with her underwear.
She promptly sat over the hole on the wooden seat that, thanks to her training with the High Colonel back in Kriemhild, had the rule of always being clean and tidy as otherwise there would be punishments for all others who frequented the campsite. Solveig groaned one last time in pain.