Hotel Chaldea Ep. Kagekiyo & Ushiwakamaru

Entering your office, you suddenly felt like you stepped into a different world, momentarily.

Trauma from playing card games with Mana immediately hit you as you stepped into a room with tatami mats and rice paper screen doors, where a pair of women in lingerie designed to kinda sorta look like Samurai Armor were meeting blade to blade, pushing against each other.

They were evenly matched, it appeared.

Luckily, no one had called the start of the battle phase so the moment of heart pounding tension passed as quickly as it came. "Why is there a portal to a micro-singularity in my office?"

"Lord Minister!"

They were nigh identical, but not quite. You could easily recognize Ushiwakamaru, in her parody of samurai armor, reminiscent of the reverse bunny outfit cosplay that was all the rage some time back, and her bright blue panties that she kept exposed.

Opposite her was... also Ushiwakamaru, but she stood straighter, she seemed bigger somehow.

"I see he's finally arrived!"

Their voices were similar, but not the same. Same body, different manner of speech.

The one by the name of Kagekiyo of the Taira wore a high leg thong and had slightly more substantial cover on her breasts, but was otherwise wearing a reverse leotard samurai armor just like Ushiwakamaru did.

Yoshitsune facing Yoshitsune. Taira no Kagekiyo against Ushiwakamaru, different but also the same. A corrupted grudge made all the difference.

But...

"I hope you two have an actual good reason to create a micro singularity on my office, otherwise, I'm going to lodge a complaint and request compensation through extremely boring paperwork."

Minamoto no Yoshitsune, even corrupted, would not balk at any sort of labour or work, play hard, work hard, was their philosophy. But even the mightiest of the mighty would not want to be stuck doing endless report checking, cross-checking and logging.

The two of them broke their bind and slid away from each other from the impact of their sudden burst of strength, mostly recoiling from the brutal threat you had just leveled at them.

The two pointed their sword at each other, then took a ready stance.

"It's become high time we decided which one of us is rightfully Master's most loyal dog!" Ushiwakamaru claimed. "I will defend my title in the name of my lord!"

"And I've told you I don't want to be called Master's dog you bird brained crowspawn!"

"How dare you use birds as an insult! If Master hears that she's gonna spank ME over it!"

"That's why I'm saying it you fool!"

Your hands met in a single clap that caught their attention. "And how does that involve me in any way? Why are you not going to Ritsuka for this?" you asked.

"Well we did, but, uhm, she was busy. Very... very busy," Kagekiyo said. "You never want to get too close to Master when she's like that."

"My Lord is a very hard worker and deserves all the praises we can sing for it!!... but yes I am also not going to get involved in that because I'd like not to grind my Spirit Origin to dust," Ushiwakamaru said, then cleared her throat. "Thus! As the Minister who is the most trusted with My Lord's sexual affairs, I've chosen you as a representative to judge our bout!"

"There is no bout to be had, you imbecile! I don't desire the title of Master's dog!" Kagekiyo shouted.

"Lies and dishonesty, as expected of the Taiga!" Ushiwakamaru accused.

Interrupting your retort, suddenly the wall behind them split, the screen doors opening and sliding to reveal a concrete wall behind with a huge screen on it, which came to life and revealed a chibi drawing of a feminine looking armored person with what appeared to be vaguely bird-like features, throwing a peace sign with a smile.

Then words appeared and a voice read them out.

"Welcome to Master Kiichi Hogen's Panty Samurai Shodown!"

"Is that a typo or-"

"No, it's a videogame's title," Kagekiyo and Ushiwakamaru replied at the same time, then glaring at each other.

The image changed, and twin mirrored chibis appeared on either side of a large box that was getting filled with text as the voice began speaking again.

"Nobody here can leave this room until a victor for the Shodown is decided! Violence is forbidden! Make love, not war!"

The swords wielded by both Yoshitsunes disappeared into motes of light, and both of them looked at the light, then at their hands, then at their armor as it too began to vanish, leaving only Kagekiyo's black and gold thong, and Ushiwakamaru's blue panties.

More importantly... you were fully naked within moments, because your clothes vanished as well. Not even your underwear.

"Of course it's like this," you muttered.

"The rules are simple! Whosoever can make their partner orgasm the most shall be declared the winner!" the screen said and the voice read out, "the magics of this room will automatically attribute the orgasm to the one who causes it, so go hog wild and make your partner cum as much as possible!"

The chibis threw the box away, then pulled another one from the bottom, which also began to fill with text.

"If your panties stay on, you'll score double points!" the screen said.

At the bottom of the screen, you could read the very small text that said that everything that happened would be recorded to be used later for possibly educational purposes.

The two chibi figures then turned to faces of surprise as the screen suddenly shattered and a huge cock appeared between the two of them, which caused the two chibis to become attracted to it, their armor disappearing as they began to scissor on the cock, stroking it until it exploded in a very cartoonish fashion.

The splatter of white dripped off the screen to reveal the word "Begin!"

The two warriors saw it, then they looked at each other, then turned to you.

"There you have it," Kagekiyo said. "Though I am loathe to take part in this farce designed no doubt by a tool of the Genji," she then glared at Ushiwakamaru, "I am even less willing to accept a loss without contest."

"Okay, so-"

Suddenly, the air was driven out of you as you were knocked onto the surprisingly soft tatami, and instantly, you fell a weight on your crotch. When your eyes opened, you saw that you were already mounted by Ushiwakamaru, who had one hand on your chest, keeping you down, her legs on either side of your hips and thighs as she knelt over you, and her panty-covered crotch was pressing against your cock.

She wasted no time.

"I'll make you cum instantly, Lord Minister!" she called, as she used her other hand to stretch your cock as it started getting blood flow directed to it while she humped you.

With the entire situation and being locked in a room with two remarkably beautiful women in extremely sexy outfits, you already were a little hard, but Ushiwakamaru got you most of the way there.

It wasn't, however, until your vision was covered by Kagekiyo's pale ass that you got fully hard. You could even see that the golden string of her thong was getting eaten by her ample behind..

Your senses were filled with ass, and your nose pressed against the fabric of Kagekiyo's thong.

One of your hands went to Ushiwakamaru's thigh, the other, to Kagekiyo's, and when you had the two Yoshitsune bodies in hand, you began moving yourself. If they weren't even going to leave room for words, then you'd take them as seriously as they were taking you.

You started by moving your face so you could get your mouth on Kagekiyo's pussy through the thin cloth, and when you had her in place, you began licking her through it.

The fabric was a little harsher on your tongue than a pussy would be, but it was an interesting combination of flavor, as she began getting wetter and wetter, not just with your saliva, but with her juices, which were getting concentrated in the fabric.

While doing that, you began humping Ushiwakamaru, going against her rhythm as she did the same, pressing your now stiff and erect cock against her pussy through the blue panties.

While Kagekiyo's thong felt like an extremely thin silken piece of lingerie, Ushiwakamaru's panties were closer to the feel of satin on your cock, it was actually a really nice feel and very different from usual.

It was only a matter of time that the two of them started moaning on top of you, Kagekiyo starting first, shaking a little as she began to tremble and moisten her panties to the point her pussy juice started to overflow from her thong.

For her part Ushiwakamaru tried to hold onto her concentration a little longer but she had just as sensitive a body as Kagekiyo did, they were both Yoshitsune after all, and she started panting like the dog she herself wanted to claim the title of.

Both of them became loose and weak and it was the time to stage your counterattack.

Yoshitsune was a monster in single combat, a peerless soldier and captain who was a terrifying force in war... but she was woefully inexperienced when it came time for night crawling, and it showed, because you were able to buck Ushiwakamaru off, and as soon as you did, you let loose the power contained within your body, courtesy of your teachers and the magical bonus Medea gave you, and put Kagekiyo right on top of Ushiwakamaru.

Making a wonderful Yoshitsune sandwich, with your dick in the middle, pushing it between their underwear-covered pussies.

"What the-" Kagekiyo was cut off by a moan as you put your hands on her butt to press her against your cock.

Ushiwakamaru didn't even get to say anything, simply panting in pleasure, you got the impression that she'd look really good with a dog ear headband at that moment. Kagekiyo... would too, being absolutely honest.

Maybe with some tail plugs too.

Thoughts for later.

More importantly, you moved your legs to spread theirs, you had to raise Ushiwakamaru's legs and put Kagekiyo on top of her, locking Ushiwakamaru's legs in place, in order to put their pussies together, and that took a few moments, but luckily they were too stunned by the pleasure they had just received to throw you off the rhythm.

This time you put your dick in the middle first before making their mounds kiss, and with your hands, you pushed Kagekiyo's back and had the two meet chest to chest, their decently sized breasts mashing against one another.

Then you began to thrust between their covered pussies, making sure that the pressure remained super intense all the while to make absolutely sure that neither had a moment's break, taking the pressure and pleasure to the limit and almost using them as a toy to masturbate, while giving them even greater pleasure.

"N-No, I'm, I'm gonna cum, dammit, damn you..!" Kagekiyo hissed, shaking and twitching, her palms weakly pushing her up just enough so her face wasn't on top of Ushiwakamaru's.

"I'm the one, who was supposed to make, you cum instead..!!!" Ushiwakamaru cried out in ecstasy. At some point she had found her hands' place on Kagekiyo's waist, inadvertently hugging her and locking her in place.

The two would sing their orgasm, almost like birdsong, before breaking into screams of ecstasy as their overflowing juices made the space between their pussies as warm, moist, tight and juicy as a pair of pussies combined, the contrasting feeling of their underwear's fabric, it all was enough to push you to your own orgasm, as you exploded and painted their flat tummies and chests with thick, white and creamy semen.

However... the game wasn't over just yet.

They managed to break free of your hold, and before you knew it, Kagekiyo took the offensive, getting on her knees in front of you as you stepped back, moving so fast she was but a blur, and then she was immediately bobbing her head on your still hard cock.

Ushiwakamaru, not to be outdone, did some tumbling and flipping and somersaulted into a kneeling position behind you, taking each of your ass cheeks in hand, and then diving to start licking your balls, taint and even up your crack, tonguing your butthole, licking everything she could reach.

One of your hands went to each of their heads as they both drove you to an incredibly quick paced orgasm, both seemingly putting everything they had into it, demonstrating their similarity far more than their differences.

While they were both fighting about who had been the one to cause your orgasm, you took them down and put them on all fours, first mounting Ushiwakamaru and then getting yourself hard by stroking it between her cheeks, against her satin-like panties, and then you pushed your cock between her thighs, using your knees to press her thighs together.

Leaning forward, you did a combination of intercrural and doggystyle, pushing against her pussy and slapping against her ass while playing with her exposed tits with your hands, pinching and pulling until she had another screaming orgasm.

Kagekiyo tried to stand up, reaching towards you as you were preparing to start spurting your semen all over, but you caught her hand and then put it on her back, then grabbing the other one as she swung it to try to knock you off, and holding it in place.

While holding her hands behind her back, to which she made a pathetically lame attempt to break out of your grip, you began humping her butt as well to give yourself a second, then, without waiting, you gave her the same intercrural doggy that you gave Ushiwakamaru.

Humping her from behind hard and fast, you drove Kagekiyo to her own orgasm, the sensation of her silky thong much different than the satin panties Ushiwakamaru wore, but her body was just as firm and strong.

Then while they were both stunned by their second orgasm, you pulled them so they sat on their asses, pulling them closer together and into a kiss that had them both first rejecting it, but before long they melted into making out.

You had a faint suspicion they weren't new to this sort of thing, and so horny they didn't even care about their rivalry anymore. You stuck your hands inside their panties and then leaned forward and began kissing each of their breasts, sucking on their pink nipples and enjoying them as much as possible.

Their cunts were so juicy and moist it was incredible, and the naughty, wet and squelching noises were even louder than the smacking of their lips. The game had just begun, and the day was young...

Indeed... it would take many, many hours for it to finally complete.

And when it did...

"Sixteen points each!?" Ushiwakamaru and Kagekiyo shouted in frustration.

"It's a draw then..?! It can't be, there can be only one!" Ushiwakamaru shouted. "I'm Master's only loyal dog!"

"You fool! I've already told you, I have no intention of being Master's dog!" Kagekiyo said, smacking her more pure self in the back of the head.

"Really?! I don't believe you, if you truly are Yoshitsune, even corrupted, then you should want to be your lord's confidant," Ushiwakamaru said, pointing at her opposite. "Even the grudge of the Taira couldn't change that!"

"That is correct," Kagekiyo said. "But I already have a more important and honorable title than a mere dog," she said, looking smug. "For you see, you may be Master's loyal dog, but I am Master's Bitch," she said.

"N-No! Can it be..!? All along I've been barking up the wrong tree!?" Ushiwakamaru called, putting her hands on your head.

"Psst..."

You chuckled.

"You didn't draw," you said. "You both lose."

"W-What? How, we have the same points!" Ushiwakamaru said.

"I mean having to spend time enduring the plots of the Genji is always a loss no matter what but," Kagekiyo said, crossing her arms, "this-"

You pointed at the scoreboard.

Where your name was followed with the tally of 149.

"W-What..."

"Between the two of you, you came a hundred and forty nine times," you said. "Wait, let's make it an even-"

You reached for Kagekiyo's chest, and then, with your fingers, you flicked her nipple and she groaned and turned pink for a moment, adding even more to the disaster that was her panties.

The counter ticked to 150.

"Perfect," you said, nodding.

With a flick of your wrist, you activated a spell engraved into a set of runes drawn with a special ink crafted for you by Medea, and drawn by Scathach. Immediately, you were clothed in an unfortunately tight outfit, the same kind that the Celtic Warrior Cu Chulainn wore.

Not something you wore normally, even for missions you'd wear clothes over it, but... good enough to protect your modesty.

At least now you knew where he'd gotten his.

It at least covered your junk as you left the room, ready to go enjoy your lunch break and ignore the no doubt myriad complaints that would come from Koyanskaya about leaving her to do all the work.

"... I guess that's why he's the minister."

"Agreed."

Well, at least they could agree on something, you noted as you closed the screen door behind you, going back to Chaldea.