“I assume you called for a reason...” the nurse asks flatly after suffering an extended awkward silence.
It’s then the Tanuki’s heart sinks, she hadn’t even managed to enjoy having a crush for a full minute before it was about to be ruined.
You see tanuki have a well known...issue, and it effects some tanuki more then others. It’s a problem she’s been struggling with and it’s what has landed in the hospital.
Well there’s no use stalling. Sullenly the Tanuki reveals her embarrassingly large, and swollen package.