Ah of course! It was so obvious, how could she forget, when dealing with politics always resort to wild promises you have no intentions of keeping!
“Okay class! How about this? Every time one of you votes for me my boobs will get bigger! Wait! My EVERYTHING will get bigger, whichever part you like best!”
The crowd is more confused than anything.... is she joking?...That’s not a thing...how would that be a thing?
“I-it’s true! See?” The Fennec stammers while in a cold sweat. “Just write which part of me you want to grow, on the ballot like this and then....uhhh....”.....
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