Devil and Cabernet
Added 2018-04-08 01:06:15 +0000 UTCMORE BOIS
BECAUSE I HAVE A PROBLEM
This is Devil Foodcake and his boyfriend Cabernet! :D
Devil is
SELF PROCLAIMED MASTER OF CHAOS
Way too high energy
YELLS A LOT
Works at a coffee shop!
SUPER BUMMED THAT HIS BOSS MAKES HIM WEAR THE HAT
and also that he can't get a new one, he kinda just, SHOVED HIS HORNS THROUGH and now it itches like crazy sometimes
a dumb loser who despite his bravado is nothing more than a nuisance at worst!
Cabernet is by all definitions
plain
ordinary, nothing special about him
A simple business man, his morning routine involves getting coffee from Devil's coffee shop.
Can't comprehend why someone as interesting as Devil finds him so appealing
BUT TO DEVIL THERE'S NO ONE IN THE WORLD AS KIND, CUTE, AND COOL AS HIS CABERNET!
Only thing that really gets on Cabernet's nerves is when people say that he and Merlot look like brothers
THEY ARE DISTANT COUSINS
