Constellation, Episode 70 | The Star Wars Episode
Added 2024-05-06 16:00:22 +0000 UTC
This week's Constellation whisks us to a galaxy far, far away to talk about all things Star Wars.
Once all wings report in, Commander Gene leads the squadron in a discussion about Star Wars video games, from the earliest titles to the most recent entries. With countless games released over the course of five decades, which Star Wars titles are the most fun, the most difficult and the most forgettable. Vice-Admiral Brad wants to get a few things off his chest concerning the Star Wars 'Special Edition' films. The 1997 rereleases of the original three Star Wars movies is a divisive topic, and Brad and company shoot first with some real talk about messing with perfection. Grand Moff Colin picks our brains about the man who started it all, George Lucas. Is the inventor of Star Wars a wizard or just a crazy old man? Finally, Darth Dagster shares his plan for how the Star Wars films should have gone after 1983's Return of the Jedi. He may finally get the chance to run the show over at Lucasfilm after this one.
The problem with Kathleen Kennedy is she isn't a creative person, but a money person.
Kathleen has a long, successful history in Hollywood, but mostly in an executive producer or similar role. That role deals with financing and managing the finances of a film production. And she was very good at that.
However she was placed in the head creative position at Lucas, which was a terrible decision. She is smart, but isn't a creative or story teller.
Putting her in charge of the story direction of Star Wars was like putting a Bob Iger or Chepek in charge.
NinjaDC
2024-05-20 14:12:53 +0000 UTC
The continuous trash talk of episode 8 when it’s the only movie to understand Star Wars since Empire is ridiculous. Worse than all the prequels, Colin? Really? I’ve never heard a more certifiably insane thing come from Colin’s mouth. Watch episode 8 and 2 back to back and try to say that’s true, it’s impossible.
Braeden Burge
2024-05-18 23:38:16 +0000 UTC
I have been listening for years and this is one of my top 5 episodes of all time across all LSM.
Bryan Creagh
2024-05-15 19:15:31 +0000 UTC
Great ep but the cross talk is egregious *cough* GENE *cough*
Jeece
2024-05-15 18:35:10 +0000 UTC
Still can’t get over how well Brad fits in with LSM.
Steve Bitto
2024-05-15 12:36:09 +0000 UTC
Big Correction guys,
You said the actor that played boba/Jango Fett was an Australian Aboriginal, if you had ever seen one you would know he is clearly not, the actor is a New Zealand Māori.
Please look at some Australian Aboriginals, they are very distinct looking, you won’t get them confused with any other race.
Very concerning all 4 of you believed this.
Sorry to say, this really just enforces the stereotype that Americans know nothing about other cultures or countries.
Cyberslut69
2024-05-15 12:10:44 +0000 UTC
I probably would have listened if Colin and Dagan weren’t on it. Spent enough time listening to them complain about Star Wars that it’s soured me on it as an LSM topic.
Owen
2024-05-14 12:32:19 +0000 UTC
I've seen all three Nerdonymous videos. They are probably the most accurate assessment of the Star Wars franchise, and the most informed on the making of the Star Wars films, both the Lucas and Disney productions.
Stefan S
2024-05-13 17:56:13 +0000 UTC
Jedi survivor was also the moment when I realized I can’t take in any more Star Wars content.
Matthew Hopkins
2024-05-12 15:40:48 +0000 UTC
I’m conservative and I fucking *hate* Solo.
I hate the choice of actors across the board, and I hate their individual performances. I hate the visual aesthetic, and I hate the story decisions.
The fact that you say you “loved Solo” gives legitimacy to what is uncontestedly the MOST FUCKING RETARDED moment in Star Wars history: How Han Solo got his name.
Here’s a little jog for your cortical creases:
Guard: Name?
Han: Han
Guard: Last name?
Han: It’s just Han.
Guard: Oooookkkkk… So… Han……… Solooo….
You CANNOT FORGIVE THAT. I will not allow you to. Here’s where you pull back, and go “Woah” and act like what I’ve said is unthinkable and ridiculous, and I say, as long as you propagate this RIDICULOUS positive assessment of Solo, you will find me your ardent contender.
And with that, I issue you a Union-backed, fully stock options vested,
Stand Down®️, Colin.
Saint947
2024-05-10 05:59:55 +0000 UTC
If you wanna see an interesting video about Marsha Lucas and how she actually didn’t save Star Wars through the edit I would check out by Nerdonymous. He also has a second video explaining how involved Lucas was with episode seven for about one year before he was pushed out by executives.
Brandon Inscho
2024-05-09 19:33:17 +0000 UTC
I don't know if Colin will read this, and I know he hates people giving him suggestions. But my god with the way you talk about Rogue One....please please watch Andor.
I hold almost identical opinions to you on how Star Wars has been butchered by Disney for the most part, but Andor really is special!
PorkPoncho
2024-05-08 23:01:09 +0000 UTC
Solo sucks
Jason
2024-05-08 21:01:21 +0000 UTC
Solo sucks
Jason
2024-05-08 21:00:34 +0000 UTC
Gross. Solo sucks
Jason
2024-05-08 21:00:18 +0000 UTC
Solo sucks
Jason
2024-05-08 21:00:09 +0000 UTC
Solo sucks
Jason
2024-05-08 20:59:32 +0000 UTC
No, there's nothing remotely Star Trek like in the prequels Dagster. Not even a molecule. Also, JJ directing that Star Trek reboot in 09 wasn't some gift to classic Trek fans, it was just a Star Wars action heavy reskin for the masses.
Morgan
2024-05-08 20:25:55 +0000 UTC
I'm conservative and Solo fucking sucks. I can't believe how easy on Star Wars you all are being here... it SUCKS.
Jason
2024-05-08 19:45:40 +0000 UTC
I’ve never wanted a seat around the table so bad as this episode
Philip Dunphy
2024-05-08 17:50:01 +0000 UTC
As a kid born in 1999, I love the prequels because of the world building. The Republic was so cool to me and imaging a time before that where there were dozen, even hundreds, of Sith out there is so cool.
I also completely understand the hate for it, and the quaint galaxy of the OGs is nice.
Anthony Palerino
2024-05-08 16:53:41 +0000 UTC
These guys would kill me over my SW takes. 😅
NeO JD
2024-05-08 14:25:56 +0000 UTC
Finishing this episode now. It’s tough listening to these guys. I’m with them on their opinions of all the films but there are serious blind spots in their film history in regards to Lucas and the development of the series under Disney.
Vanzant
2024-05-08 12:58:20 +0000 UTC
I am requesting the Constellation “unhinged” episode with Colin, Chris, Jaffe, and Gene. Bonus points if you do the first five-person episode by adding Micah as well.
Colin Moriarty
2024-05-08 09:46:20 +0000 UTC
Personally thought #### appearing at the end of Mando S2 made perfect sense…
Cormac
2024-05-08 09:35:12 +0000 UTC
The best piece of Star Wars fiction ever written is KOTOR II. Never before or since have I experienced a Star Wars story that deep and intriguing
Carlos
2024-05-08 02:36:03 +0000 UTC
Yes lol, have issues with a lot of the new stuff but overall still find a lot of enjoyment in most of it!
Cormac
2024-05-07 20:37:10 +0000 UTC
Anyone else fans of most of what Star Wars has to offer yet weirdly here to listen to them being taken apart? Lol
Marcus Brown
2024-05-07 20:19:00 +0000 UTC
It really hurts having Dagan compare Star Trek to the prequels lol couldn’t be farther off base and know one on this cast has any insight on that particular franchise.
Zachary
2024-05-07 18:51:27 +0000 UTC
Republic commandos
Simon Freeman
2024-05-07 18:32:23 +0000 UTC
This was a much more interesting Constellation for me because of the back-and-forth. Some episodes get a bit bogged down in monologues imo but this was really easy listening.
joefray_
2024-05-07 14:48:40 +0000 UTC
Dam Dagan, you disappoint me. George Lucas wasn’t cut out for Sci-Fi? You have never seen THX 1138? - Also so much love for Rogue One and no one talked about Andor. That’s easily the best SW since Rogue One and the originals.
Vanzant
2024-05-07 14:24:01 +0000 UTC
I Love Solo and I am conservative lol
Otacon_Ocelot
2024-05-07 11:51:46 +0000 UTC
Lando’s droid wasn’t a radical feminist as Brad said, but supported droid liberation. Droid autonomy/intelligence and the implications are actually some of the most interesting things Star Wars could explore, but it’s always way too scared to do so meaningfully.
Jared R
2024-05-07 06:09:14 +0000 UTC
I was just about to say the same thing. And he’s from New Zealand, not Australia!
Aaron Cheater
2024-05-07 05:52:29 +0000 UTC
Since Colin likes Rogue One so much should check out Halo:Reach good stuff 👍
Aaron
2024-05-07 05:22:04 +0000 UTC
Gene with the Transformer Beast Wars mention!!! I loved Beast Wars.
Yiorgos
2024-05-07 01:24:33 +0000 UTC
Here to represent the liberals who liked solo
Chris’s fat hog is all urethra
2024-05-07 01:09:05 +0000 UTC
He's not Australian, either. 😂
Quinnton from Spokane
2024-05-07 00:47:02 +0000 UTC
I enjoy the prequels a lot. The only one I’d really say is anywhere near good is 3. The prequels were really boosted by nostalgia for me, and are also propped up by the great EU works around them.
Jared R
2024-05-07 00:04:41 +0000 UTC
I think war comes only before monster movie on that list as far as genre representation in the OT
Jared R
2024-05-07 00:02:12 +0000 UTC
I’m conservative, and I like “Solo”
Felipe
2024-05-06 23:31:06 +0000 UTC
I think the prequels are more beloved than the LSM hosts give them credit for. Particularly with those of us under 30 who were young kids when the prequels released.
I recognize this could be nostalgia blindness but there's a lot about those movies that is genuinely great. The visual/audio design, the music, the lightsaber duels, many beautifully directed sequences. I was too young to notice the flaws in the dialogue and Anakin's acting or to take issue with story elements like midichlorians or Boba's origin. ROTS in the theater as a kid was probably the best moviegoing experience of my life.
What's ironic is that I HATE the sequels passionately. TFA is my all-time most hated movie. For starters I hate the prospect of there being any great conflict after ROTJ because that ruins the happily ever after ending of originals. Then for them to kill Han on top of that was just salt in the wound. They basically undid all the arcs the returning characters go through in the original trilogy. I will also die on the hill that the overacting in TFA is more intolerable than Anakin's acting in the prequels.
There has been a decent amount of good Star Wars stuff in the Disney era, though. I liked Rogue One, I love the Jedi games and Andor was fantastic. While I agree with Colin that it's all far too much, I just ignore most of it. Even though all the shows take place in the same universe and largely the same time (between ROTS and ANH), I don't think they really interlink much. Watching Andor I didn't feel like there was anything I was missing by not having seen any of the other shows.
George
2024-05-06 23:29:02 +0000 UTC
Sorry, I couldn't let this one go. The Actor for Jango Fett is Maori, not Mexican or aboriginal Australian. 🤣
Joe Palmer
2024-05-06 22:46:47 +0000 UTC
Not my proudest moment lmaoooo
Gene Park
2024-05-06 22:34:00 +0000 UTC
Thank you for the catharsis in commiserating on a former passionate love many of us had
Samurai Costanza
2024-05-06 22:33:27 +0000 UTC
I’m conservative and I liked Solo. Hahah!
Tanner Denso
2024-05-06 22:28:49 +0000 UTC
God, we don’t deserve this community. LSM it’s just too good I swear.
NecrumOddBoy
2024-05-06 22:14:51 +0000 UTC
Oh my god, when Gene called Temura Morrison Mexican I fucking died laughing. I was like “he’s not Mexican!!” I’m in tears.
Taylor Laduron
2024-05-06 22:06:41 +0000 UTC
What a fucking cathartic experience that was. Thank you!!!
Kevin White
2024-05-06 22:05:04 +0000 UTC
I hate it. Please don’t become the norm. Zero interest in Star Wars this episode ain’t for you. Zero interest in Ramon and Colin’s style of music, episode ain’t for you. Hope this is a once in a while “one topic” Stelly.
The Central Long Islander
2024-05-06 21:37:14 +0000 UTC
I don't really agree with Colin's take that SW is mostly war. I think that SW is a blend of war, samurai, western, space opera, monster movies, and eastern philosophy. All these elements are essential to a SW story, in my view.
Quinnton from Spokane
2024-05-06 21:14:10 +0000 UTC
It’s here. It’s finally here!!
Justspartan
2024-05-06 21:06:33 +0000 UTC
I actually don't think TROS is that bad. Does it have shoddy storytelling? Sure but the visuals, music, and fight scenes are great, much like TPM. I don't mind Solo but I don't love it. Rebels, The Bad Batch, Andor, the first 2 seasons of The Mandalorian, and Rogue One are the best of the Disney era. The Clone Wars is awesome!
Quinnton from Spokane
2024-05-06 21:00:19 +0000 UTC
If Disney makes something good, with a creative team that takes it seriously and understands the OG Trilogy, I’ll watch. Until then I’m out. It doesn’t seem like I missed anything worthwhile after stopping when I saw TROS.
Noah Trujillo
2024-05-06 20:21:29 +0000 UTC
I love the idea of one big topic for Stelly. Keep these kinds of episodes coming!!
Jay Bayles
2024-05-06 20:14:50 +0000 UTC
I’m probably one of the few who still find enjoyment in anything Star Wars related… so I don’t know if I want to listen to this🤣
Cormac
2024-05-06 19:49:31 +0000 UTC
Glad I never truly got into this franchise. Worst fanbase of all time.
Brandon Soto
2024-05-06 19:26:49 +0000 UTC
The general take on Lucas feels about right to me. Pretty cringe in dialogue, but great at world building, broad story strokes, overarching themes that carry through the OG and even Prequel trilogy.
The Sequel trilogy could have been so great, I was so enthusiastic about the casting and director, but Disney not having an overarching roadmap for how the narrative of the trilogy should go is baffling and inexcusable. I'm not even someone who thinks that Last Jedi is a horrible film, or even a horrible STAR WARS film. There were a lot of interesting and new concepts and generally I think it was okay to have some expectation subversion. But as the middle act of a film trilogy, again with NO THIRD FILM STRUCTURE FINALIZED, it was pretty egregious. What else could Disney do but bring Palpatine back?
Rise of Skywalker had so many production issues as well, that it should have just been delayed at least a year to sort everything else.
PluuusRyan
2024-05-06 19:21:40 +0000 UTC
Prequals are epic
DIS-Bee
2024-05-06 19:19:44 +0000 UTC
I'm a conservative. Liked Solo.😆
Justin
2024-05-06 19:09:48 +0000 UTC
Oh man. Star Wars is to me what maybe Castlevania or Mega Man are to Colin. Let’s see if I can make it through this 😂
Jared R
2024-05-06 19:07:21 +0000 UTC
Dude the whole time gene is calling jango fett a Mexican guy in my head I’m screaming while laughing saying “he’s Australian!” And then when Dagan corrects him I started crying laughing.
Whiskeywhiskey
2024-05-06 18:40:29 +0000 UTC
“De-aged hitler” -Gene lmao
Brandon Tyler
2024-05-06 17:07:35 +0000 UTC
I am the 9th person according to PSN Profiles to have earned the platinum trophy for Star Wars Episode 1 Racer for PS4 haha
king_ryan_james
2024-05-06 16:59:07 +0000 UTC
Matty should have been on this.
Something Is Rising And It's Not The Shield Hero
2024-05-06 16:58:52 +0000 UTC
Darth Dagster. The strongest Sith of all
Meatball
2024-05-06 16:52:16 +0000 UTC
Gonna break the pattern for Gene, I’m a liberal who likes Solo🤣 It was a fun
Greg Wallace
2024-05-06 16:32:07 +0000 UTC
Hyped for this one!
Jason3d1
2024-05-06 16:25:36 +0000 UTC
Finally!!
Agony
2024-05-06 16:21:30 +0000 UTC
I came to say the same thing I enjoyed reading that!
Jesse spivey
2024-05-06 16:14:50 +0000 UTC
Been waiting for this one! Perfect timing with the Revenge of the 6th!
Tanner Brant
2024-05-06 16:14:16 +0000 UTC
Finally we can get this done and never speak of IT again...lol
drew
2024-05-06 16:06:55 +0000 UTC
Darth Dagester? You know who wrote this description lmao
Brave Fencer Bukakke
2024-05-06 16:06:11 +0000 UTC
This is where the fun begins/I’ve been looking forward to this/This could mean only one thing, Conste-lation.
Noah Friscopp
2024-05-06 16:04:56 +0000 UTC
Can’t wait!
king_ryan_james
2024-05-06 16:04:36 +0000 UTC
Yes! Let the hate flow through you
Phil Walker
2024-05-06 16:04:24 +0000 UTC
Episode X - Return of the Dagster
Deemac
2024-05-06 16:04:10 +0000 UTC
Holy sheet!!!
GenDroid
2024-05-06 16:03:27 +0000 UTC