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Constellation, Episode 71 | Anthropomorphizing Our Dogs, Meditation, Ice Breakers, Rap Beef

It’s time for another episode of Constellation, welcome back to the discussion! This week, Colin gets things started by sharing an unbelievable tale of grand adventure featuring his dogs, Treble and Rush. Do we all create intricate and possibly fictional back stories for our pets like Colin and Micah do? Next, Dagan wants us to quiet our minds with some talk about meditation. What are the potential benefits of embracing the ancient practice of TM, and is it worth exploring what all the hype is about? As the party rages on, Micah breaks the ice with some conversation starters. Will these ideas for encouraging stimulating dialogue make us master minglers or awkward social outcasts? Finally, Dustin wants to rap about the ongoing beef between two of the world’s biggest hip-hop stars. As the the battle between Kendrick Lamar and Drake continues to escalate, the gang takes an opportunity to discuss the feud and all things hip-hop, past and present.

Constellation, Episode 71 | Anthropomorphizing Our Dogs, Meditation, Ice Breakers, Rap Beef
Constellation, Episode 71 | Anthropomorphizing Our Dogs, Meditation, Ice Breakers, Rap Beef Constellation, Episode 71 | Anthropomorphizing Our Dogs, Meditation, Ice Breakers, Rap Beef Constellation, Episode 71 | Anthropomorphizing Our Dogs, Meditation, Ice Breakers, Rap Beef

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Damn...are Dagan and I related lol. When you named the list of some of the true greats and of hip-hop, it was one right after the other, of people and groups that I kept mentioning throughout that whole discussion. Then again we are of similar vintage, even if I am a handful of years younger than you. I didn't think I'd get anything out of that last topic, but I was wrong haha. I already knew you were into some of the artists I was into, but I didn't realize it was THAT close lol. I agree with Colin too on the rap-rock genre and ESPECIALLY the truthfulness of the lyrics in most songs. Well said.

Lou & Rei Loper

Shout out to Dagan for mentioning MF Doom, RIP to one of the absolute greatest. That other 'beef' shit I could care less about, just seems like a nice way to make some money. Maybe I'm just old though, who knows... Also shout out to Colin for mentioning "Can't go to sleep". I have listened to that song on repeat so many times, it's just, wow

Lou & Rei Loper

I don't know if Dagan will check back on this Constellation post this late, but I do have some honest advice that you could do alongside your meditation. You mention that you often listen to NPR and political commentary on the radio. You can massively reduce your stress and anxiety if you just completely cut that content out of your life. Shows like NPR consistently produce content that is all about doom and gloom and in many cases they aren't telling you the reality of the situation. That program and others like it are specifically made to cause anxiety for the listener. It will work.

Alex

Gotta agree with you. I would literally have nothing intelligent to say. I know of sports, but I can't talk about them. It is no different than asking a nongamer about videogames....what do you expect them to say? Like, in the actual moment, it can be difficult. Given time to think of a response, of course you can come up with something.

Ryan Zimm

I have to admit that I don’t follow sports and would be flummoxed if someone asked me about them. Am I supposed to say something like “No, I’m not into sports but how about them Bills?”?

Steve Ballmer

I really don't see what you guys are talking about with Reddit. Most the people there are fans. Sure they nitpick, but most of them are just joking around. Although, they do seem to be going hard on Cog lately. I haven't really paid attention to that nonsense, though

Ryan Zimm

It’s his worst album.

Tanner Denso

Bode, our family dog (cavachon) we have called him El Chapo since he was a puppy because he was always escaping his puppy gates. We once filmed it because we just couldn’t believe how elusive he was, but that’s about as deep as it goes.

Tanner Denso

Kendrick’s first album was the only great one in my opinion. I don’t give a shit about drake at all. I like Kendrick more, but he definitely peaked with his mixtapes pre album debut.

Tanner Denso

You have me dying laughing in the first 30 minutes on this one.

Tanner Denso

Kendrick Lamar is definitely a genius musician who transcends hip-hop. To compare him to Drake is simply ridiculous. But of course a one-sided ass kicking of a rap beef is finally what seems to be getting him his recognition. To Pimp A Butterfly was Downbeat's (the quintessential jazz publication) album of the year. DAMN. won a Pulitzer for Christ's sake lol. Ironically, good kid m.a.a.d city is probably what Colin would see as the most diluted of his releases. It's essentially a coming of age fable set within Compton - but it's also revolutionary because he raps through different personas, the ego, the protagonists' conscious and dreams, etc. . I'd be interested to hear Ramon's take. But don't sleep on the man - he's incredible.

tobin_asai999

Y’all gotta understand, meditation is a PRACTICE. It may take a long time to get to be able to do 20 mins at a time. You start with a few minutes until you get to a point where you can go further. Col, he’s like your weight lifting. You don’t just start at 50lb dumb bells.

Tyler

I haven’t heard that goat joke since middle school!

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Dagan buried Dustin low key with that kingdom hearts lead in lmao.

Caleb Peacock

Drag-an lore unlocked

Jordan Falduto

Rush getting into Hamas when he meant Hummus was wild. 🤣

NeO JD

Damn dude.

NeO JD

Colin I really do believe you would enjoy Logic & J Cole from what you've said, you appreciate rap that's not just about violence and drugs etc

Avery

Honestly any Kdot album will do, they're all masterpieces. DAMN. is my personal favorite.

Marcus Brown

Unrelated to this constellation, but I wanted to thank Dagan for recommending Liar Princess and the Blind Prince. I had it added to my back catalog after you recommended it, and I got around to it as a break game midway through rebirth. After an hour in I decided I'm platinuming this absolutely gem.

NinjaDC

Yo what

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So surprised Eminem was not mentioned by Dustin just based on his age and the time he started getting into the genre, but it was a great topic

Jordan Avery

Can someone use AI to give us a Micah’s “Tee-hee-hee”-less version of these podcasts? It’s the same synapse as vocal fry, and I can’t stand it. And, of course, since she never laughs in earnest in the show, it’s “tee hee”, phonetically, *every* time.

Saint947

It was the opposite for me, first time I skipped a topic on a Stelly

Yiorgos

What did Colin mean when he said that he won't what happened to Colin's Last Stand happen to Last Stand Media?

Yiorgos

I would totally buy a Dagan illustrated kids picture book style book of The Adventures of Rush and Treble

Lawrence B

Shoutout to Colin’s “do I have aids” zinger

Heezy

Wish the Kendrick/Drake discussion was a bit more in-depth! Dustin, next time you’re on a show with Gene I’d love for you to pick this up again!

Matt H

Uh.. Someone needs to tell Dagan what street meat means.

Tim Leibfritz

You guys are 100% correct on the Reddit. I had to leave it because I just got sick of all the LSM shit talk.

Jayce Tamulevich

If anyone ever asks me to tell them a joke, my go to is, "What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall."

Ben Scott

Colin: "This family feud host killed himself" Micah: "Oh yeah! HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zac

In regards to the Reddit post, my money is on Rush with the drinking problem.

Michael Mashpotato

The Saudis own a premier league team, worth reading about and how they’re now a big part of English football

Dan Morgan

My dogs are good for two emergency visits a year. We have VPI pet insurance. We have to pay up front and then get reimbursed. I pay 94 a month and the wife pays 85 for the other dog. Right now my 9 year old mini Aussie has to have a tooth removed and a lipoma removed. Estimated to be almost 5k 😭.

Michael Mashpotato

Pimp a Butterfly is one of the most important albums of the 2010s. Everyone should listen to it

Jack Doheny

That Rush lore literally had me crying with laughter. I've done the same with my pets as well and admire anyone else with that kind of creativity and humor. Lilymo needs to make a game about Rush and Treble's fantasy escapades.

Rio_Yeti_

Came to say this also. Not only does drake write for himself, but he’s written for other artists too

John

Came here to say this also. I figured the same thing, that Colin was looking for Drake to be listed, probably doesn’t know he real name is Aubrey graham

John

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Casey Cieslikowski

I'd love to see Brad on that, getting absolutely traumatized

ajwhite

This comment here is both for Colin that thinks rap is just too one dimensional and Dagan who thinks modern rap won’t age well but if you guys could listen to one of Kendrick’s albums from start to finish I think both of you would change opinions. I would definitely recommend “To Pimp a Butterfly” a masterpiece for the ages that mixed jazz with rap in ways that were never done before while also making some of the most deep social commentary we could ever see in not only rap but any form of music.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Clearing my mind scares me. I always have this feeling that if I stop thinking at night I am gonna wake up in the morning and not know my name or what to do.

Colin Moriarty

Guys that dog story had me belly laughing. That could be the next family guy

Rage Against the Last Stand

I'd love for Dagan to watch Bithead1000 on YouTube. He is a gamer from Long Island and goes on rants. Kind of a Al Bundy way and complaining about his old lady while talking about retro consoles.

Derek Alcott

No disrespect to Col but that music/rap opinion just sounds like one from somebody who has already made up their minds not to try much or any modern stuff. Listen to Good Kid Mad City and look at the lyrics! It only takes an hour and it’s amazing.

Diddy’s Dong Quest

Fuck sake Micah… that pelican joke fucked me up 😂😂

Adam Barnes

I need a Rush adventure game in the style of that little kitty big city game lol

Pretendo

Dagan, listen to the track 'Ayo - Coast Contra' They speak to you in particular in the first verse.

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Loved this episode. As a young guy (21) who loves old head rap, timing, rhyming, crazy ass schemes. I recommend you all check out Coast Contra, a phenomenal rap group. Very Tribe, Wu vibe but with far more advanced rhyme schemes. Harry Mack is an off top freestyler who takes audience words and spins 6 minute tracks on the fly. Both are stunning artists, keeping lyrical rap alive in my book.

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The Heart part 6 is legit trash, but Dustin you didn’t like Family Matters and Push Ups at all? Drake rapped his fucking ass off on those two tracks. Especially Family Matters. I think it had some of the best bars out of all the diss tracks released, even though I agree Kendrick clearly won.

Bogey

Colin, Drake is listed as a writer for Hotline Bling. It’s listed under his actual name which is Aubrey Graham

Bogey

Drake is listed as Aubrey Graham, his real name, in song credits. And he writes his rap records, we don’t care if he gets help on pop and R&B songs, his level of output is insane and wouldn’t be possible by one man.

Joe

As someone who’s been on the other end of the “So do you like sports?” I honestly wouldn’t know how to answer that besides “no not really”. I mean what do I say? No I like video games? I honestly don’t know.

Bogey

LSMxSnark Tank episode

Colin Moriarty

Regarding meditation, I would encourage Dagan and the gang to look into mindfulness rather than Transcendental Meditation®. There is less of a barrier to entry because you determine the amount of time you meditate. Beginners often start at 5 minutes and work their way up. It also focuses less on completely clearing the mind with mantras, techniques, and chants. Instead, it teaches you to not fixate on anxieties or stressors. You are welcome to acknowledge the thought and stressor, but let it drift away as you focus back on your breathing. Sorry for the sales pitch, but I just found mindfulness worked better for me when I started looking into it like Dagan. Good luck.

Cody B.

It’s actually a real thing with dogs. My dad claims his dog is a world renowned guard dog. Has won many awards in different countries, states, and counties LMAO

SalXCIV

Our household has lore for our springer spaniel as a raging communist activist type. Who talks a big game about seizing the means of production, but never follows through.

Lovat

As a huge hiphophead this beef and rap conversation was really painful to listen to. Hearing Colin talking about modern rap is like hearing tipper gore talking about rock music in the 80s. Insanely myopic and uninformed....especially when he used it as a jumping board to big up the most unsophisticated and dumbed down off shoot of rap in the grenre's history lol (rap rock)

Philip Flood

The Rush lore is priceless

GameSimp

I think my favorite part of constellation has become Dagan's intros.

Trent Miller

My partner and I do the same thing with our dog. He has quite the extensive and convoluted lore at this point. My patreon picture is him post lobotomy.

Eric

I’ll be rooting for the Canes because I played lacrosse with Brady Skjei in Middle School. Both from Lakeville, MN. He actually played up a grade because he was that good of an athlete.

king_ryan_james

Kendrick is the opposite of everything Colin thinks new hip hop is. Meaning I understand some topics being same old same old , but Kendrick is different . He can skip everyone else

Markeus

As a Steinbeck head I appreciate the grapes of wrath correction

Jorge Ledesma


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