Constellation, Episode 79 | Micah's Mini D&D Campaign, LEGO, Assassin's Creed's Future, Schadenfreude
Added 2024-07-08 16:00:12 +0000 UTC
It's time for more Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week, I (Colin) am joined by my lovely wife and Last Stand's coordinator Micah Moriarty, Summon Sign's Brad Ellis, and Lockmort's Edit's Lockmort. And boy, do we have a nerdy assortment of topics for you. Micah kicks things off with a short D&D-like campaign she wrote for us to participate in, complete with branching paths and dice rolls. Will we survive? Brad follows-up with a chat about LEGO sets, their quality, their licenses, and their great expense. Are we fans? From there, I (Colin) take over by talking about schadenfreude, the German word that means reveling in the misfortune of others. Let's be honest: None of us is above it... right? Finally, Lock wraps things up with a peek into the what-ifs of Assassin's Creed's future. If it was up to us, where in history would we set a new AC title?
Incredible
lazer_josh
2025-01-06 21:57:06 +0000 UTC
Please give us MORE GM Micah 👏🏼
Marco Maluf
2024-08-08 05:47:22 +0000 UTC
I forget his name but the main black dude in the crew without powers, he looks completely unrecognizable this season. I thought they replaced him
Gooch Gobbler
2024-07-25 16:06:44 +0000 UTC
Colonial simulator 😂😂
Gabriel Baker
2024-07-19 11:12:07 +0000 UTC
Micah’s quest was amazing. Would love to hear another one by Micah or even someone else
Glen Yelenovic
2024-07-18 14:23:00 +0000 UTC
Micah’s d&d quest was awesome. Gladly could go for more of this!!!
Victor Melchor
2024-07-18 05:00:08 +0000 UTC
Hadn’t finished the episode before commenting but just want to add again that MICAH IS SPOT FUCKING ON! 😂😂😂 completely agree!!
Draven E.
2024-07-14 17:56:44 +0000 UTC
Micah is spot on with Assassins Creed. After the Desmond arc was abandoned it was hard to care about the games. I’m assuming greed and wanting to get what they could out of the franchise was more important that finishing the story. They might as well just change the name to Historical Fiction Simulator 12 lol
Draven E.
2024-07-14 17:46:11 +0000 UTC
Micah clearly didn't get enough love for her D&D mini...so here's some more love. WE NEED MORE OF THAT IN OUR LIVES!!! lol
Lou & Rei Loper
2024-07-11 11:53:31 +0000 UTC
Absolutely loved this episode, Micah's game was absolutely top tier given her brand of wacky 😂 Everyone else's topics were definitely good as well. The more I listen to Brad the more I like the guy, great addition to LSM.
Diego Macias
2024-07-10 14:35:48 +0000 UTC
"I always make the wrong choice. "
A demonic herin appears
"Dammit."
🤣
NinjaDC
2024-07-10 13:57:58 +0000 UTC
Micah's segment was awesome I would kill for a ttrpg show with last stand people on it
Ice Slice
2024-07-10 12:57:33 +0000 UTC
Micah’s DND mini-campaign is by far my favorite topic ever on Constellation. Micah, you would make a great DM, and I hope to hear more content like this soon. It was deeply entertaining to listen to.
SweetBabyRay
2024-07-10 05:26:10 +0000 UTC
I've never once "watched an episode of Critical Role but listen to it in podcast format. It's amazing. I don't get Colin's reasoning at all
Yiorgos
2024-07-09 23:43:31 +0000 UTC
Love Legos! At the height of Covid I decided to get Darth Vaders castle on Mustafar to entertain myself in a very boring time. It was only like 120 or 150 at the time. It’s only a foot and a half and it sits on a shelf in my living room.
Tanner Denso
2024-07-09 18:46:15 +0000 UTC
Yes Micah! TOTALLY agree on Assassin’s Creed! The historical stuff was always so fun but the narrative was driven forward by the present day story.
Ross Stoddart
2024-07-09 18:35:04 +0000 UTC
I’ve never gotten into Critical Role for the same reason as Colin mentioned, I’m not there for the acting and role playing. But I’d watch the hell out of an LSM D&D
Andrew Long
2024-07-09 17:23:42 +0000 UTC
I rarely comment on a finished episode, but Micah needs to know how incredibly entertaining and delightful her D&D campaign was! If Last Stand were to make it a regular (or at least recurring) segment I would listen to the hell out of that!
Andrew Dickson
2024-07-09 16:50:49 +0000 UTC
My interpretation of the situation isn’t that Colin is excusing pedophilic behavior, I don’t think it has anything to do with docs situation. It’s more an observation that people love to pile on to people that are easy targets, in a way that makes them feel like better people. Like, you aren’t a better person all of a sudden because some twitch streamer talked to a kid and you tweeted at him for it. Maybe just a thing of, look at me calling out this bad person, I am now a good person because I did that.
Bartevious
2024-07-09 15:19:48 +0000 UTC
No one acknowledging that joke made me sad. Funniest bit of the campaign for me
Bartevious
2024-07-09 15:15:40 +0000 UTC
Micah, that was super dope. I hope yall do that type of thing more with different combinations of the LSM crew. Awesome start to the show
Bartevious
2024-07-09 15:12:59 +0000 UTC
Awesome episode. I think Micah did a great job on the D&D section
Ding Dong
2024-07-09 11:46:07 +0000 UTC
Just another shout out to Micah comment , even though you’ve been doing podcasting for only a year or so youre more funny and entertaining then 90% of the people I listen to on other podcasts
Brandon Tyler
2024-07-09 10:49:50 +0000 UTC
I enjoyed the mini Micah campaign. Very fun topic.
Wesley S.
2024-07-09 09:42:26 +0000 UTC
Great episode, and an especially huge shoutout to Micah for mixing it up a bit. Also, keep in mind that Sweeney is big into D&D. 👀
Colin Moriarty
2024-07-09 09:06:40 +0000 UTC
I find it funny that Colins intro to schadenfreude was people piling on Dr Disrespect (how that's somehow strange or they're bad actors), because of admitted pedophilic actions and then Micah hated a main character from glee for pedophilic actions, no push back from Colin on that one.
Dresk47
2024-07-09 03:33:34 +0000 UTC
“Penetrate the fiend with his hot dog sword.” lmfao
Paul Waltz
2024-07-09 01:00:02 +0000 UTC
Loved the D&D session Micah!!
Also, the actress from The Boys is vehemently denying that she had that plastic surgery, FYI. Said she lost a ton of weight due to a personal issue between shooting.
EEWEE
2024-07-09 00:15:45 +0000 UTC
Ahoy! My dad was never part of the church, he and I always have been close and that never changed. I left in 2011 and my mom did shun me for several years, she later left the church around 2020 for her own reasons and now we have a somewhat distant relationship.
-Micah :)
Mama Micah
2024-07-08 23:24:17 +0000 UTC
Holy shit that AC topic is such cool idea for a podcast topic
Bogey Zero
2024-07-08 23:17:44 +0000 UTC
Micah, my daughter is 7 and I got the Lego Xmas Tree for us last year and we do exactly that every year now! We build it, leave it out for the season, break it down, and do it again annually! We love it.
The Devmeister
2024-07-08 23:10:53 +0000 UTC
Micah killed it with the dnd would love to see more!
[ Enrique ]
2024-07-08 23:01:15 +0000 UTC
I was smiling all throughout the DnD campaign. Definitely would love an encore.
Also, shoutout to Brad. You can tell he’s putting in a lot of work to be on as many podcasts as he can. I feel like I see him on everything now lol. Thanks for the hard work 👍🏻
Diddy’s Dong Quest
2024-07-08 23:00:23 +0000 UTC
Micah I understand if this is too personal of a question, but I’m wondering how you maintained a relationship with your parents after leaving the JWs?
I have a coworker who literally had to reset his entire friend and family group, starting over from zero because he left the religion. His own parents won’t even talk to him.
Did your parents leave with you?
Bogey
2024-07-08 22:50:32 +0000 UTC
I'm actually of excited about future Assassins Creed projects because one of them is a multiplayer project. My favorite multiplayer of all time was Assassin's Creed. It premiered in Brotherhood and was around for Revelations, AC3 and Black Flag. I miss it so much, I played the heck out that mode. I hope it returns again.
Yiorgos
2024-07-08 21:41:52 +0000 UTC
Micah needs to make that segment a regular segment
Peter Raber
2024-07-08 21:36:52 +0000 UTC
Micah’s D&D segment was fantastic, I would absolutely listen to LSM mini campaigns as a standalone show
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2024-07-08 20:31:05 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure the Doc was getting shit on so hard was because he was one of those "leave the kids alone" guys while talking freaky to a child in the DMs
Suce Mes Orteils
2024-07-08 20:23:22 +0000 UTC
Wishing Pathfinder all the success.
Noah Friscopp
2024-07-08 19:54:49 +0000 UTC
OGL - open gaming licence .
Colin
You need to read up the history on Wizards of the coast and the anti establishment break off of Paizo . Fascinating recent history there
JB
2024-07-08 19:22:02 +0000 UTC
Love, the tabletop RPG segment.
Creating a scenario or one-off campaign can take days of prep. Pre mades can be purchased for a few bucks.
Some DMs focus on world building, like geography, economy, anthropology and some key NPCs, then let the players play in the sandbox.
JB
2024-07-08 19:09:02 +0000 UTC
Shout out to Micah. She wrote 3000 words to entertain us and I loved every minute of that. She’s the goat of Stelly IMO.
Michael Mashpotato
2024-07-08 19:08:22 +0000 UTC
I would have chosen the corn dog as well.
Michael Mashpotato
2024-07-08 18:57:02 +0000 UTC
That was fun Micah
Caleb Peacock
2024-07-08 18:53:39 +0000 UTC
This was a fun listen!! Thankyou Micah for this very clever mixup and breathing some fresh air into Constellation. Would love more of these with the different LSM personalities.
Stewy108
2024-07-08 18:23:15 +0000 UTC
It’s not there for me either.
Jamie Hexum
2024-07-08 18:20:58 +0000 UTC
Is this episode missing in anyone else’s Spotify feed?
Tyler Kaminski
2024-07-08 18:17:38 +0000 UTC
I know LSM has warped my expectations when I view under 3 hours as a short show.
Colin Moriarty
2024-07-08 18:11:52 +0000 UTC
When they start yelling “Jaaaaayson” I lost it. Well played, Micah
Daniel E
2024-07-08 18:03:28 +0000 UTC
Holy shit. Micah’s DND campaign was fucking hilarious. “The tree’s bussy”
John
2024-07-08 17:57:20 +0000 UTC
I can’t get mad at the less savory aspects of the portrayal of DnD lately, when so much of it is homebrew. And BG3 and the movie were great. I’m running a campaign in the Forgotten Realms, but I’m using the sourcebooks from 3rd edition or whatever. And most crucially, there are a lot of other games!
Noah Friscopp
2024-07-08 17:36:11 +0000 UTC
Micah’s D&D Campaign! 🙌🏼
Daneric Rivera
2024-07-08 17:28:31 +0000 UTC
Micah’s D&D segment was fantastic. It would be very entertaining to see Jaffe thrown into the mix if there were another.
Fella
2024-07-08 17:26:26 +0000 UTC
Micah is quickly becoming my favorite member of LSM
Ben Haner
2024-07-08 17:24:53 +0000 UTC
You may throw a large boulder the size of a small boulder. I’m already onboard
Have you considered considering considerations considerately considerate
2024-07-08 17:19:52 +0000 UTC
Micah we want an entire episode of D&D you killed it! It was very fun to listen.
Whiskeywhiskey
2024-07-08 17:00:37 +0000 UTC
Enjoyed it Micah do it again..
drew
2024-07-08 16:53:36 +0000 UTC
Brads really enjoying the peanut butter Stelly lately
Daddy T
2024-07-08 16:12:54 +0000 UTC
I love how I can tell which segment is going to be Colin’s every time just by looking at the title lol
Cody Raburn (ray-burn)
2024-07-08 16:02:55 +0000 UTC