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Constellation, Episode 1 | New Year Resolutions, Ancient Apocalypse, Artemis Program, Hidden Talents

Welcome one and all to the first-ever episode of Constellation, Last Stand Media's new conversational podcast. For each episode, Colin and Dagan are joined by two random guests from LSM's orbit to discuss four random topics, and this time around we're pleased to be joined by the other two-thirds of Sacred Symbols: Chris Ray Gun and Dustin Furman. Dustin wants to discuss the vaunted New Years Resolution with an eye towards whether they serve any function at all. Chris was recently captured by Netflix's docuseries Ancient Apocalypse, and wonders if an Ice Age-era civilization predates all we know about our past. Colin is amped about NASA's successful Artemis I launch, and sells the crew on why a return to the moon is a great thing (if not inevitable). And finally, Dagan considers the likelihood that we've all missed-out on discovering some of our truest talents, a sign of the rapidly passing years and our inability to manage our infinite potential.

Constellation, Episode 1 | New Year Resolutions, Ancient Apocalypse, Artemis Program, Hidden Talents

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Thank you for everything you do, you make my lonely hermit life a little more tolerable

Jake Nunley

At 50:43, did anyone point out to Dustin that it's astronomy and not astrology. Idk why but just hearing the word astrology makes my eyes roll 🤣🤣

Rakitha Seneviratne

Cetaphil Deep Cleansing bar soap is pretty good for face and body. I prefer getting the bar lather on a wash cloth. It only has a light scent. 👍🏻

Max Stahl

Some Three Red Lights episodes are still on Unlocked’s Spotify page!

Gabriel Baker

“My body is like a slip and slide” - Colin

NeO JD

This is legitimately the best podcast I've heard in years. Great work!

Tyler Beekman

really love the idea of a rotating cast. this will be awesome, like a super group of my favorite podcasters uniting in unique ways with essentially wildcard topics. cant wait to see much more of this!

SimplyNotReally

Fantastic idea to bring in for LSM, I loved this model on the GOGS, hopefully it’s a success!

Jake Whitaker

I’m sure this is all very well researched and probably true but it’s no fun

Dexter Wallingsford

Do not come. Do not come.

Paul Waltz

I cant fucking wait for more of this

Christopher DiViaio

This show epitomizes why I got into listening to the original gaming podcasts from you guys. It’s not because of the games talk but because you guys come across so well and are in a similar mindset. We’ve got games talk, classic entertainment media with knockback and now this. Top class stuff! Excellent podcast and great episode!

Gareth Handa

5 minutes in and we get a three red lights reference?! Sold! That glorious trainwreck was the first podcast I ever listened to 🙌

Nathan Stuhlfauth

This was an amazing first episode

Kashif Mohamed

Great stuff, def a new favorite and welcome addition. Excellent value for my subscription, appreciate all you guys do.

Perfect platypus

Dustin is absolutely right. Hot showers dry your skin out later.

Carlos

Amazing show - it’s what I was looking for from you guys. I always enjoy the banter on the beginning for each sacred symbols episode and this satiates that need even further.

ZombiesNJ

Great show

Hunter

Did the show not make it on the RSS feed?

WalknTalknStvnHawkn

Love the new show guys, alway great to see dagen and his interactions with the test of the crew. I absolutely implore you guys to do more research on Graham Hancock because the show was full of falsehoods and misdirections. He would straight up lie in mist episodes and its super disheartening to see the archeological community get bashed in such a way. The way he presents the community as unaccepting of new discovers is absolutely false but he benefits greatly by being seen as an outsider thats why he keeps using terms like "Mainstream archeology" but there's no such thing, all archeology is scientifically based and peer reviewed, its true or it isn't. In the first episode he had on a real scientist Dr. Akbar who gave him some credibility, then had on Dr. Hillman who agreed more with his points and had the dirt samples supposedly from 24,000 years ago but he hasn't released any of his data for peer study and even has a team of 30 Indonesian scientist that have all come together to petition for his dismissal. Not too mention the underground space in the "Hill" that they conveniently forgot to mention was an extinct volcano so a vacant space inside isn't out of the possibility, add in the after the fact 3-d rendered "Chamber" makes the vacant space look more like a room with finer detail than the Imaging would actually produce. I absolutely love history and think shows that spark interest in it are great but the way the show bashes and disparages the honest researchers who give their life to this work and do it well knowing that discoveries could be made that would make there work obsolete is just awful. Hearing you guys throw around thing like "Archeologists sucks" and "what Graham Hancock is doing is somewhat selfless" just sucks, sunce graham is definitely profiting off this and definitely used his connections like his son being "Head of New unscripted shows" at netflix. Keep up the great works and hope you guys check into this guy a little more.

JoshTheNomad

Yes! I've been wishing for this since you started CLS/LSM. This first episode was amazing and I can't wait for more. I can see this quickly becoming my favorite podcast you put out. Thank you!

Tony Bertucci

Great show! I’d recommend reading the other side of Hancocks argument online before letting his theories take over. There’s a lot more pushback to his ideas beyond the academia just being stubborn

Retlaw

It’s every second week lad, Knockback is back next week and so on, which is great because now the brothers can get into the really meaty topics on KB!

Daddy T

Excellent first show!

Jonathan Cortez

Lost some respect for Dustin today. Complaining about the order of being introduced pretty petty

larry Seitz

Love this! Btw I hate hot showers, I have them as cold as it’s possible to bare. It 💯 dries my skin out otherwise.

Rich Price

This is what we needed! So good.

Mike Forte

This may be my new favorite show within LSM. I cannot wait for next week.

Sean McClary

I love this show!

Raymond keys

Thoroughly enjoyed this!

Samuel Zamora

I now have a new favorite show!

Brian Comstock

Great new show. At the start you'll got right into the show & no fun stuff. But that ended up coming up naturally & it was even better. I have been getting into Space stuff. Following a few stories week to week. We are doing amazing things.

Robert F Friemering

Yep. This is the one. Been waiting for this show!!!

brody_low

Colin, thought you would find this story from Politco interesting. It pertains to the Chinese Moon Race you discussed in this episode: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/01/we-better-watch-out-nasa-boss-sounds-alarm-on-chinese-moon-ambitions-00075803

Austin Eller

Love the new show!

Joe

Loved this episode and the concept for the series. I was very sad to see Fireside Chats series end, since the vast majority of episodes were interesting and diverse. I imagine the majority of people come to Colin/CLS/LSM mainly for the gaming stuff, but sooner or later realize that it’s much more than that. You have an excellent team of different people with great conversation and listening to you tackling many a different topic pertaining to life in general and anything at all it’s a really good idea - this first one proved it. Well done and cheers to you all.

Manuel Nascimento

this is awesome - loved every minute of it, can't wait for re-invigorated knockback as well

tejotl

Awesome stoner conversation that’s not all about video games. This might be my favorite show from LSM now. Good stuff gentlemen!

Mason Kent

Oh I LOOOOOOOVE the intro music and I LOOOOOOOOOVE the free-for-all topics!

gnawtyFOX

Yeah i loooove this. Just letting the crew have fun and talk shit is awesome. Really fantastic addition to LSM.

Boie

I'm 20 minutes into this and as I'm holding in gutteral laughter while working during the conversation about dry skin in after showering I must say this might be my new favorite podcast. Gives me REAL vintage Game Over Greggy vibes. Kudos, LSM for knocking it out of the park again.

Josh Gamez

Excellent first episode. Can't wait for the Dukes to be on in the future.

Erin Eden

This is a perfect addition. Excited for more!

Noah Trujillo

This is EXACTLY what I love about CSM. This episode hit on EVRRYTHING I would want y’all to talk about. Just like back in the day when Colin would talk on the afterlife and aliens and always hammer the points that most people couldn’t even discuss intellectually. Idk I just love hearing y’all talk of this stuff ALIENS ARE REAL, GOD IS FAKE WE MADE IT UP FOR MONEY, etc etc. can’t wait for merch for this show!!!!!

A Hind D

That theme! Ramone killed it.

Robert Graham

This show is an awesome addition. I miss this type of podcast since KF abandoned it. Glad to have it back this was a lot of fun to listen.

RIPIT

“Real Archeologists suck!” - Dagan Moriarty I’d pay for a Dagan/Indiana Jones sticker

MJ SKA BOI

This show is straight up gold!

Peter Raber

This is a perfect show. I’ve always wanted this style of show from you guys, and it’s just as good as I figured it would be.

Forrest Hunter

Amazing! I love this podcast so much! It's a great addition to the lineup.

Robert Sterling

You deserve a lot of credit Colin. Constellation, Sacred Sales Saga and the Sacred League are all GREAT ideas and I am really enjoying all the new content. I honestly wish we could get Constellation on a weekly basis. It was that good. Seriously great work man! Also I hate Chris.. I seriously struggle with dry skin and the fact he can have boiling showers and not suffer any consequences is borderline not fair. Tepid showers in Scotland in January isn't fun!

Scott

Love this

GameSimp

Loved this!

Tim D.

I enjoyed this

Dennis Parker

Amazing show, you've given me so much to think about.

Aladin_Slow

When Dustin is finished with all the mgs games, I want to hear a podcast about that! And great new show! Love it!

Big Boss BE

Absolutely Amazing! Can’t wait for more

David Driftmeyer

Constellation - Do not come on down…

TheSissyOfFremont

This show absolutely rules. Love it.

Wax weazle

This show needs to be more than every other week.

Anthony A.

Loved the conversational tone and friendly banter between the last stand fam. Looking forward to more!

OCEL0T

Colin, love this show already! I think a non-gaming podcast solidifies the diverse content you guys put out. LSM continues to impress!

Austin Blackledge

Hell yeah guys!!! Good stuff!!

Guitar Shredder

My only problem with this show is that it is only once a fortnight. Love it already!

Sam

Amazing guys. Chris really shines here. My new favourite show!

Ryan

This was amazing!

O

This is good stuff. Looking forward to more.

Mitchell Lundsberg

This is 100% what we all need this year.

Cam McCabe

Loving this show. Also, I’m one of those people who listen to podcasts at 2x. I feel attacked.

Andy T

A Constellation with Colin

Jon Barnett

This is everything I wanted. I don't really give a damn about gaming anymore since selling my ps5 6 months ago. But I still subscribe and listen just because I love you guys! So this is spot on for me. And already two of my favourite subjects in the first video, space and history! Love it!!

James Buck

Hey nephews. Enjoy the show Life is Good. Check out Resurrection Ertugrul….beginning of Ottoman Empire, Turkish production. Netflix. Unc Michael

Michael Moriarty

Yessss!

Ib Saint

Love this! So I’m listening while out on a snowy walk here in the tundra of MN, and I’m definitely laughing at the imagine of big bird falling off the stage. Not 15 seconds later, I slipped and fell on a patch of black ice. The moral is, big bird is always watching.

Kyle Day

Loved the show, excited for more.

NukeDukem

Wow, cool show! Completely forgot it was coming, a welcome surprise for the new year!

Stephen

Fantastic first episode! Keep up the great work guys! Looking forward to seeing who joins you for future episodes 🔥

Matt Llew

Oh yeah. As if I diddnt have enough to listen to. Great episode. Looking forward to more.

Kyle

I'm so happy this is a thing! Old school gog was my jam and I think this'll be miles better because of the talent pool you have to choose from.

Brandon Bishop

All the stars are closer 🙌 very excited for this! Happy New Year, last stand lads

KendrickLuck

This is fantastic! Love it so much.

Michael Emery

This is so awesome, what a great way to start the new year with LSM.

Bradley McDermott

My heart is full. Already know this will be one of my favorite podcasts immediately. So excited!

Gandalf

This is basically the first 40 minutes of Sacred Symbols turned into an entire show. I love it.

Oliver Johnson

We need to know what happened with your family and LOST. The audience deserves to know!!!

Andres

This is a fucking awesome idea. When you say LSM orbit are you including people like Hoeg, Gene Park, Moore’s Law is Dead, etc? Or is it LSM employees only?

Bogey

So great, exactly what I had been wanted from LSM.

Dominick

Can’t wait for the Sacred crew’s new band effort, The Cryin’ Jims

Jacob R.

Thank you so much for this…hot water = dry skin

Addison Crews

This podcast is what my was missing in my life

Biohacker

Yassssss

Matthew Major

Ahhhh a nostalgic return to form!!!

Jack

I feel strongly that the resolution structure is useful a moment of meditation, reflection, and incremental improvement. Each year I renew my old resolutions and add a new one. Read a book a month, write 400 words a day, exercise goals, all with intention to continue to build habits towards who I want to be. So far it has been effective but you gotta commit and and persevere

James McGivern

Been waiting for this for 6 years. Excellent show can’t wait for more

Drew Packard

Yes!! So excited for this, first ep was great. Love hearing that Dagan is getting more air time with the rest of the crew.

Ryan Taylor

YES. Love the gaming talk, but I also enjoy listening to the off topic content. I’m glad you guys are going the route of developing a show that lets your individual personalities shine. Stoked for future shows!

yosh_wah

This is awesome! Can't wait to see this thing evolve.

Eric the human

♥️♥️ 1. Ramone killed it with that intro song 2. So excited for this. I know that over time this show will help spark my interest in topics or areas of knowledge I'm unfamiliar with. 3. Happy New Year, thank you for all your hard work!

Bambi_Cobblestone

Yessssss!!!

Andrew Christensen

Time flew listening to this. I love sacred symbols and defining duke as gaming podcasts but now, to have a podcasts with these guys discussing random fun topics takes it to another level. Keep it up, this was a great podcast to start the year with.

Edson

I always wanted this type of podcast from y’all. LETS GO!!!

Clair is Obscur Sexpediton 69

YES! Getting major GameOver show vibes with this

Tyler shift

Not even half way through the episode and it’s great!

Ren Quin

HOLY about time!! 🙏😋👁️👄👁️🎉

Abel

New show hell yeah dudes!!!!!!

lazer_josh

Exciting stuff, man. Really looking forward to this.

Brandon Soto

Absolutely love the idea. The personalities of Last Stand is what draws most of us in. To have a show dedicated specifically to that is great - and might help trim down on those 4+ hour episodes of Sacred (although I love those episodes!).

Jesse V

Finally, could we see a conspiracy history episodes!

Asique Alam

I took a break near the start to go listen to that "Cobra Commander calls Xbox support" bit from the Three Red Lights podcast (thanks, YouTube) and tears are streaming down my face.

Giovanni D'Amico

Now this right here has me excited.

Derek Alcott

About half way through but loving it so far. Lock is going to have so much material from these 😄 🤣

Geoff

This is huge! Getting back to Colin’s roots a little bit here (4 people, 4 topics). Love it. Can’t wait to see Dagan’s interactions with everyone! So stoked right now.

Aric Peña

I hope you set a patron goal to have this show happen more than once a month.

Peter Jansen

This is your best podcast

Pussy Grenade

Already my favorite show

Crangis McBasketball

Well shit, do I already have a new favorite LSM show?!

Diddy’s Dong Quest

I am really into this idea. I'll give it a listen tomorrow.

John Cal McCormick

Ok, now this, is epic.

StewDog

Fuck! That music intro is soooo good!

PuppiesOnParade

This is great guys. This is exactly what I was hoping for!!

Cody Farren

Any plans to make these episodes public? Would like to be able to share with non patrons.

Ealia Staroverov

Not the stanky bass line 😭😭🤟

Jacob R.

The Game Over Moriarty Show sweet 😀 Great idea and addition.

RD_21

I am very excited about this. Fantastic idea. LETS GOOOOO!

Byron Willmann

Opening song is a absolute banger.

Sam Myers

This is great, think the format will have something for everyone

Rich Price

We made it, guys. What a time to be alive 🙌🏽✨

Akeem H

Dope intro

Robbie Agnew

This new show is AWESOME—excellent idea, and good work! Half an hour in, but this seems to be the best parts of all of your other shows distilled into one. Keep them coming!

MikeU

Very excited for this !

Reece allen

CLS X GOG is pretty dope. However, I'm still holding out for the return of A Conversation with Colin. You could probably cut the first 15 - 30 mins of Knockback, package it as its own thing, and then we are golden. All the same, you're right Colin, I am going to love this.

Sir Lucious Left Foot

Might be the best CLS intro song honestly!

NotYurRealDad

Very exciting, can't wait to give it a listen!

Matthew Clem

Wow. With the holidays I forgot this was hitting today. What a great surprise. Love it as an idea. Hope all had a great break. Thanks for this great new show.

Josh in Tampa

Oh yeah baby! I love random topic podcasts

Captain Bon Clay

Hell yea dood!

Stephen Hunter Strong

Nice, was long anticipating a conversational show from y'all.

ludacritz

15 minutes in. NY resolution topic has devolved into a shower argument. This is going to be great.

Casey Powning

20 minutes in and I'm already in love with this format. Great idea, Colin. Can't wait to see Dagan with the Dukes!

Hidari Shotaro

Yesssssssss

ZdawgRTR

Wow. That intro music is some baby making music. Practically Pornographic 🤤

James Buck

Holy shit, that opening bass line!

Heretic The Intergalactic Prophet

From the ashes of Kinda Funny, Constellation rises.

Connor Reese

Epic!

Bart Van Geert

This is awesome. Exactly what I was hoping it’d be

Ryan Daly

I was just listening to the first GoG episodes last night to satisfy my podcast withdrawals. Hadn’t listened since they first aired and they were so good. Happy to have this right after.

Kazden Risk

I'M ERECT!!!

Russell Garrett

That opening tune….smooth as peanut buttah!

Pretty Much Satan

Fuck yes! Obviously I love video game content, that’s why I’m here. But some of the best times I’ve had listening to LSM have been just listening to you guys shoot the shit discussing random topics. I haven’t even hit play yet and I already know I’m gonna love this. Thank you guys for all you do 👊

Madsines

Haven’t listened yet, but it honestly seems like GOG 2.0. I’m so excited to add this to my podcast rotation

Jared R

This is absolutely perfect. Y'all are too interesting to not go in depth on other topics and I missed stuff like Fireside Chats.

Thian Benton Fieulaine

This is basically GoG and it’s about damn time.

Sean Y

Fuck me this show has the best intro track already. Not even close.

Edwin Juarez

Had a feeling you'd be bringing a show like this up based on things you've said the past few months. Glad to see this type of show with you return.

Jason Bolla

This sounds awesome. Let's do this!

Boomboom Washington

I’d say it’s more like the original GameOverGreggy show (which was just as much Colin’s brainchild as Greg’s if not moreso despite the name). But I totally see the Fireside Chats comparison too! I’m so pumped for this.

Jared R

Downloaded, can’t wait to listen. Love this idea!

James Snelling

omg this i what i wanted for so long !! random topics yeeessss

GJ

OH MY GOD THIS SOUNDS SO INTERESTING I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Hind D

Colin, I kid you not - I was so caught up on podcasts over the Christmas break I went back and listened to the original Kinda Funny episodes. I was laughing so hard at the randomness of it - Nick brought up marriage vs. being single and by the end of the conversation y’all were chatting about sitcoms or something. You had brought up 311 at one point, was just great fun. Happy to hear this (just based off the description?) may be something similar.

Kazden Risk

Holy hell it's like the new Fireside Chats! Also congrats on the launch of the new show!

Cedric S

Oh my god yessssss! A conversational podcast is finally happening, awesome! :)

Will Hahn

Hoooooly shiiiit, I forgot this was happening!

The Last Baron

Oh my gosh! I love this idea so much! Can't wait to listen.

Austin Eller

Great idea. Love it. Looking forward to the eventual rock bands episodes!

Iqan Adil

Intro bass riff feels like Thundercat

Sindri

GOG 2

MikeLee

LFG

Jorge Aponte

OH HELL YES!!!! This is what I wanted! Just all of y’all talking about whatever. First hour or so of sacred symbols is always my favorite part!

That Strong Nerd

The theme song is a 10, feels very Starfield meets Star Trek

Trevor Myers

So hyped for this show!

KomakiKhaos

Hell yesssssssss

Ant Castillo

HAPPY NEW YEAR🥳

William Lawson

NEW DAGEN CONTENT! NEW DAGEN CONTENT! NEW DAGEN CONTENT!

Rob Kvasne

Sweet! Seems like a relaxed fireside chat. Can’t wait

DB Cooper

Stoked to listen! Happy new year indeed.

PluuusRyan

Hell yeah! Looking forward to this

Jon Cordeiro

Yes! Yes!

Michael (ObjoGaming)

This looks to be a good show. Love the format, that’s way more loose and kind of an open forum.

Brandon Garvin

Let’s go babyyyyyyyyy ❤️

Eric Francisco

Lets. Fuckin’ GO! Edit: That intro song is sexy.

Noah Friscopp

LETS GO

Shawn Kelvey Jr

Eyyyy lets go! GOG show but better! This show screams of something people will want to be posted weekly lol

Joe B

Fucking fuck yes

Jacob R.

Fuck yeah

Brayton Brown

Hell Ya!

Trevor Myers

:donald:

CoupledHippo

Fucking first bitch!!!

Bryce Mccloskey


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