Batman: "Yeah, for the hundreth damn time, I'm Batman. Falcone did this to me and made me one of his girls. So hurry up, pay up, and take your clothes off. If we don't have sex a lotta people are gonna die."
Customer: "First things first Bats, pucker up. Let's see if you can even fit this in your mouth."
Batman: "You're lucky Falcone's serum makes me want it."