Batman: "Batmite...is that you?"
Batmite: "Oh you were right Batsy! I look much more like the hero Gotham needs! And you look much more like the stripper Gotham needs!"
Batman: "If you think this will stop me from stopping crime, you're wrong!"
Batmite: "You're right again! Let's up the ante just a little bit."
Batman: Wait, no!"