Batman Fat and Gassy TG 2
Added 2024-11-25 18:38:19 +0000 UTCAlfred: "Still no progress on a cure, Master Bruce. I'm sorry. It appears you will be stuck like this for quite some time at least."
Batman: "The longer this goes, the bigger I'll get. I'm expanding at astonishing rate."
Alfred: "I'm afraid your, er, new diet isn't helping, sir."
Batman: "The changes, they're more than physical. I've tried, but I can't stop eating. Worse is that there's been a new trend with the infected. Many of the men are turning female."
Alfred: "Dear goodness, what could be the Penguin's purpose?"
Batman: "He wants legacy. He intends Gotham to change not for the present, but for all time. He wants breeders."
Alfred: "I hesitate to ask, Master Bruce, but does he intend you to be a breeder?"
Batman: "Grrrrr, it seems so. He intends me to be his personal breeder specifically."
Alfred: "And how do you know this for certain, sir?"
Batman: "Because it's not just my appetite that I can't contain. Suddenly, I am feeling uncontrollably attracted to...him."
