Batman: "I nweed ta shend a cammunicathon ta JLA now b'fore I ferget I'm Bathman. I jus lossed myswelf an' kiss'th'd Josh.
"Dear JLA,
Like OMG, I'm your biggest fan! I know you're all super busy but I'd love for you to surprise my boyfriend Josh for his bday! Let's get a Super Selfie!
Your biggest fan,
Bethany
"Oh no! Wha'did I jus'th write!"