jephjacques - Barely Survivable Affection

'Hoif' is some top-tier onomatopoeia, thank you for that.

Fergus Murray

2024-11-11 17:40:44 +0000 UTC

😭

Sammitch

2024-11-11 05:44:58 +0000 UTC

The thirst in the Furry community for the big polar bear character in the new Dwayne Johnson Santa Claus comedy movie thing convinces me that there are just a lot of big guys out there who are very sad they'll never be the little spoon.

Elf Sternberg

2024-11-11 05:31:35 +0000 UTC

Yes!!!

alphanor

2024-11-09 22:32:24 +0000 UTC

jumps up and down while waving furiously ooh, me! pick me!

Doc Gumby

2024-11-09 18:34:07 +0000 UTC

Hoif!

Marc Ducharme

2024-11-09 16:03:34 +0000 UTC

Just a great couple. I'm waiting for the day when other people's sexual orientation as such is accepted to the point of being, well, almost uninteresting . (Unless, of course, one is or would like to be personally involved.)

Ursus Ridens

2024-11-09 00:22:09 +0000 UTC

Most certainly. Cf. QC #3003. Bubbles is positively cute here, tho imposing still. In fact, Jeph has done something with her eyes that makes her beautiful, (But see also QC #3998.)

Ursus Ridens

2024-11-09 00:21:15 +0000 UTC

Who else needs a bubbles-level hug this week?

Sammitch

2024-11-08 21:57:39 +0000 UTC

Interesting response.

Darnel D Cooper

2024-11-08 20:55:37 +0000 UTC

It's amazing how much Bubbles has changed from the warbot she used to be when first introduced..

John Madigan

2024-11-08 20:06:16 +0000 UTC

I am so glad Faye and Bubbles found each other

Ace of Hearts

2024-11-08 17:22:59 +0000 UTC

listen, we ALL can take that risk, as long as we get to do it together. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-11-08 16:04:02 +0000 UTC

OMG BUBBLES IS SO CUTE!!!!!! LOVE THIS COUPLE!!

Eternal Infernal

2024-11-08 07:00:08 +0000 UTC

You think truck suspensions just grow on trees or something?

William Cole

2024-11-08 05:18:57 +0000 UTC

PDA incoming, clear the blast radius!

Uniquitous

2024-11-08 04:56:34 +0000 UTC

@Opus: Extreme envy?

Clifton Royston

2024-11-08 04:52:19 +0000 UTC

What's so dangerous about sexy times we're not even in the same universe as?

Opus the Poet

2024-11-08 03:41:25 +0000 UTC

HOIF!

TV4Fun

2024-11-08 01:53:06 +0000 UTC

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

Joe

2024-11-08 01:12:54 +0000 UTC

Respectfully, DAYUM.

Emmu Lah

2024-11-07 21:04:43 +0000 UTC

nah, they'll go in there so Faye can make Bubbles make more of those noises, only to find Ahn and Pintsize in there. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-11-07 21:01:17 +0000 UTC

Bubbles has not only put the stage hook back in storage, but she has managed to not make Faye’s glasses fly away this time; much less stressful for us glasses wearers.

Comics Ladybird

2024-11-07 20:45:38 +0000 UTC

I’m guessing you’ll be witnessing sensationally sapphic sexy scenes in the near future and maybe you’ll get physically crushed during said sensationally sapphic sexy scenes.

Miyaa

2024-11-07 19:09:41 +0000 UTC

Bubbles has exacting specifications to comfort, maim, or kill both humans and tanks.

Bill Silvia

2024-11-07 17:48:46 +0000 UTC

Well, Sven's bedroom might be free now?

Solomon Garland

2024-11-07 17:40:50 +0000 UTC

Such a great sapphic couple.

Andrea Andrew

2024-11-07 15:55:37 +0000 UTC

we are in danger of fast approaching sexy times. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-11-07 15:52:23 +0000 UTC

Hoif! SO SAY WE ALL

Halloween Jack

2024-11-07 15:40:10 +0000 UTC

Awwwww <3 Proud of Faye, and this is so cute!!

Cole Blackblood

2024-11-07 15:20:09 +0000 UTC

I was thinking, are AI bodies in-universe limited in strength to "human safe" strength, with the ability to exert more force, just with like alarm bells everywhere the whole time?

Ohh Crap Guy

2024-11-07 15:00:09 +0000 UTC

Finding out is just the start of the fun. :)

Yelling Bird

2024-11-07 14:53:10 +0000 UTC

😏 ara ara 😏 (Reference to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helltaker/s/h73dkU6FdR)

enchantedsleeper

2024-11-07 14:50:39 +0000 UTC

I love Roko's little blush after the Bubbles-hug

enchantedsleeper

2024-11-07 14:50:02 +0000 UTC

I would very much like to read your fanfic

Ross

2024-11-07 14:27:43 +0000 UTC

This is so sweet!

Ross

2024-11-07 14:27:03 +0000 UTC

PLEASE make a print of that final panel.

joe velsher

2024-11-07 14:17:48 +0000 UTC

Yeah, some more detail in the warning would be much appreciated.

Richard

2024-11-07 11:40:19 +0000 UTC

Why is exacting specification SO hot?!?

Melissa Wilson

2024-11-07 10:57:28 +0000 UTC

Awwww

Mirage the Fennec

2024-11-07 10:55:30 +0000 UTC

There is a crude comment about fluid dynamics that could be made here

MikeT

2024-11-07 10:54:40 +0000 UTC

Butts butts butts

Melissa Wilson

2024-11-07 10:53:34 +0000 UTC

In that last panel I personally heard the ring tone that Irene Adler put on Sherlock's phone in "A Scandal in Belgravia"

Jeffrey Anderson

2024-11-07 10:27:24 +0000 UTC

Cuteness much needed. Thank you Jeph.

Streb

2024-11-07 09:46:41 +0000 UTC

Sven, going to the bathroom and meeting Faybbles coming out of his bedroom: "... seriously?"

enchantedsleeper

2024-11-07 09:11:43 +0000 UTC

I like the way you omit where the hat is placed, physically.

legobil

2024-11-07 09:07:53 +0000 UTC

I wonder what impact this has on the QC world gravity? Will it be felt into our world? Has Jephs butts disease expanded? So many questions.

legobil

2024-11-07 09:05:05 +0000 UTC

Bubbles expression in panel 6 is so adorable. 🥰 Also! Hoif.

legobil

2024-11-07 09:03:25 +0000 UTC

Carbon is good at forming bonds

Alasdair Mackintosh

2024-11-07 07:50:11 +0000 UTC

Her sensors would be beautifully calibrated.

Charles Hirst

2024-11-07 07:08:58 +0000 UTC

I expect, as retired military ordinance/personnel, Bubbles knows to the 3rd decimal how tightly she can hug, without causing damage.

Jason Harris

2024-11-07 07:05:44 +0000 UTC

tbh with my back problems i wouldn't mind a Military Grade spinal adjustment

Blake Manor

2024-11-07 06:45:56 +0000 UTC

So say we all.

Theodore Dage

2024-11-07 06:17:31 +0000 UTC

Even though I wrote a fan fiction hypothesizing the Ellicot-Chathams boning down while wired to advanced mind scanning equipment, I’m still not 100% sure why the silicon is attracted to the carbon. Probably the most hopeful outcome though.

Shane Wegner

2024-11-07 06:13:01 +0000 UTC

Looks like it's time for another trip to LensCrafters...

BobC

2024-11-07 05:56:26 +0000 UTC

You wear your hat and I'll wear mine!

Yelling Bird

2024-11-07 05:24:08 +0000 UTC

Next Week: Iris smells some Twinnings English breakfast tea, and evolves into Junopsis. (She’s a shiny Pokébot.)

Miyaa

2024-11-07 05:20:58 +0000 UTC

The textbook definition of how meteorology calculates air masses. Or in this case, Hurricane Bubbles. Florida would never survive Bubbles.

Miyaa

2024-11-07 05:14:49 +0000 UTC

That bed might not survive Bubbles & Faye, but I’m sure Faye has some recommendations.

Miyaa

2024-11-07 05:12:24 +0000 UTC

If she dies, she dies. Very happily, too.

Miyaa

2024-11-07 05:11:26 +0000 UTC

Oh man, Roko in a three-piece suit. (Unlike Melon who was a suit in three pieces.)

Miyaa

2024-11-07 05:09:59 +0000 UTC

I needed this moment of love and support b/w Bubbles and Faye. Thank you.

Emma Humphries

2024-11-07 05:06:07 +0000 UTC

*Wedding CAKE

Mat

2024-11-07 04:55:30 +0000 UTC

I understood that reference dot gif. Buckaroo Banzai...

Opus the Poet

2024-11-07 04:45:14 +0000 UTC

You captured a lot of expression, and emotion, in these frames Jeph. Heartwarming - love it! Well done!

BlueThunderFox

2024-11-07 04:28:19 +0000 UTC

like squeezing a tube of toothpaste

LH

2024-11-07 04:26:34 +0000 UTC

What? What am I looking out for?! Aaaaaahhhhhh

Richard Lindquist

2024-11-07 04:15:51 +0000 UTC

Is that what we're calling merkins these days?

TwoRavens

2024-11-07 04:14:41 +0000 UTC

Huge Oil Infused 'Fection

Cory Rowley

2024-11-07 04:11:17 +0000 UTC

I mean, she handles Faye's butt on a regular basis, so I'd say that qualifies her for damn near anything.

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-11-07 04:10:45 +0000 UTC

Bubbles knows how to handle really heavy ordnance. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3797

BookBeard

2024-11-07 04:01:21 +0000 UTC

And terrifying backrubs.

William Cole

2024-11-07 03:57:02 +0000 UTC

Hey-O, I’m Finished

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-11-07 03:53:56 +0000 UTC

Hot Ol’ Impressive Fanny

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-11-07 03:53:39 +0000 UTC

Bigboo-TAY! TAY!

William Cole

2024-11-07 03:52:47 +0000 UTC

Hold Onto If Faye

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-11-07 03:52:04 +0000 UTC

Heartfelt Ouroboros-Imitating Flexion

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-11-07 03:50:23 +0000 UTC

Love this so much!

Calista Jarratt

2024-11-07 03:48:50 +0000 UTC

Hugs Overwhelm Internal Framework

Magic Chopstick Games

2024-11-07 03:46:13 +0000 UTC

Balanced must be maintained!

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-11-07 03:45:59 +0000 UTC

Ones you either enjoy, or must succeed on a grapple check to break.

Sean Kinlin

2024-11-07 03:45:32 +0000 UTC

Or is she Dr. Bigboote?

Sean Kinlin

2024-11-07 03:41:31 +0000 UTC

🎵...with her song!

Sean Kinlin

2024-11-07 03:40:42 +0000 UTC

I'm that for my wife and girlfriends, if you consider a 40mm grenade launcher "heavy ordinance".

Opus the Poet

2024-11-07 03:40:20 +0000 UTC

HOIF: Holding Ourselves Intimately, Frequently

Sean Kinlin

2024-11-07 03:39:29 +0000 UTC

Bubbles probably gives nice hugs

Blake Manor

2024-11-07 03:38:08 +0000 UTC

Indefinite shape, definite volume.

Sean Kinlin

2024-11-07 03:36:34 +0000 UTC

🙄

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-11-07 03:34:29 +0000 UTC

Look at these absolute sweetie cuties!

Diptych

2024-11-07 03:33:49 +0000 UTC

There's no other explanation.

Doc Gumby

2024-11-07 03:31:27 +0000 UTC

We prolly all do.

Doc Gumby

2024-11-07 03:30:51 +0000 UTC

'Hoif' - what an excellent sound effect

JD

2024-11-07 03:30:16 +0000 UTC

Hoif!

Don’t Panic 🟢

2024-11-07 03:28:15 +0000 UTC

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Alacrity Fitzhugh

2024-11-07 03:27:30 +0000 UTC

After that election, I need some hoif!

Alacrity Fitzhugh

2024-11-07 03:24:52 +0000 UTC

Not ALWAYS. Sometimes I wear a hat...

Yelling Bird

2024-11-07 03:24:29 +0000 UTC

Indeed. Any second now you'll hear the FWEEEEE https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001

BookBeard

2024-11-07 03:23:34 +0000 UTC

Did Bubbles just hug her so hard that Faye's butt expanded?

MikeT

2024-11-07 03:21:36 +0000 UTC

❤️

John Doty

2024-11-07 03:19:08 +0000 UTC

Ahn gave Faye a hug (albeit a grudgingly tolerated one) so now Bubbles gives her two. It's the rules! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4178

BookBeard

2024-11-07 03:18:27 +0000 UTC

But..., I thought you were always publicly nude.

kaitou

2024-11-07 03:16:07 +0000 UTC

As my niece often says, "♫ ooOOooh! ♪ Ara ara!"

Joe Bocanegra

2024-11-07 03:15:25 +0000 UTC

So say we all

schmod

2024-11-07 03:14:24 +0000 UTC

I've made women make that noise in public! Often without getting arrested! (It was TOTALLY CONSENTUAL! Public nudity is also a crime, you know!"

Yelling Bird

2024-11-07 03:13:51 +0000 UTC

Thanks. I really needed this today.

Derek Hassell

2024-11-07 03:13:13 +0000 UTC

This message of love is very welcome, today of all days.

Sean Rotter

2024-11-07 03:12:51 +0000 UTC

Same! I think this was a great comic for a lot of people today. 💖 TY Jeph

Zak Reichle

2024-11-07 03:11:13 +0000 UTC

🥳💝

Carrie

2024-11-07 03:08:34 +0000 UTC

We all need a Bubbles in our lives. Supportive, genuine desire to see you do well, capable of handling heavy ordinance.

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-11-07 03:06:34 +0000 UTC

Geeze Bubbles be careful, you squeeze Fay too tight and you'll literally crush her.

Shawn Spencer

2024-11-07 03:05:23 +0000 UTC

They are so cute together

Jose Alfredo Villalobos

2024-11-07 03:04:23 +0000 UTC

Indeed. Even at the risk of a ruptured organ or cracked rib, it would be worth it. Absolutely. Faye certainly seems to think so.

Scott

2024-11-07 03:03:06 +0000 UTC

Yes. Comforting, and I needed that.

jonesnori

2024-11-07 03:02:38 +0000 UTC

Almost squeezed her booty right out of that dress.

JMK

2024-11-07 03:02:36 +0000 UTC

Ergo, the 'Look Out Richard' tag by Jeph.

alphanor

2024-11-07 03:02:05 +0000 UTC

Oh. I think this was a message I needed to hear today.

Zeph

2024-11-07 03:01:50 +0000 UTC

Probably the air around her... probably.

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-11-07 03:00:30 +0000 UTC

Butt

at0m

2024-11-07 03:00:11 +0000 UTC

Hugging me STRAIGHTLY!

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-11-07 02:59:29 +0000 UTC

Sven’s bed is almost certainly not rated for Bubbles and Faye action. Richard is gonna see some stuff.

Hawkeye

2024-11-07 02:59:15 +0000 UTC

I would like a Bubbles hug. I bet her hugs are very comforting.

Indigo

2024-11-07 02:58:47 +0000 UTC

That kind of love and support. Just feels. Feels

Thomas Baxter

2024-11-07 02:58:42 +0000 UTC

Mmmm, Bubbles the python

Drazi

2024-11-07 02:58:37 +0000 UTC

Jeez, these goobers <3 XD

Sean Brannon

2024-11-07 02:56:45 +0000 UTC

Wow, Bubbles squeezed her so hard that her ass got bigger. It seems that Faye cannot be compressed, merely redistributed.

BookBeard

2024-11-07 02:55:08 +0000 UTC

I for one needed a strip that's just plain adorable!

Doc Gumby

2024-11-07 02:53:26 +0000 UTC

I laughed outloud in public reading 'look out Richard'

Dorian

2024-11-07 02:53:05 +0000 UTC

Damn I'm so single lmao

Adarsh Nednur

2024-11-07 02:52:52 +0000 UTC

Panel 4: I found you, Miss New Booty...

Bill Silvia

2024-11-07 02:52:51 +0000 UTC

Would it be too weird to head to Sven's old room right now?

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-11-07 02:51:47 +0000 UTC

I'm sorta wondering where Faye got the oxygen to breathe after the "Hoif!"

ValdVin

2024-11-07 02:51:45 +0000 UTC

I think with Faye it would be more scrunch of the bones breaking and organs rupturing...

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-11-07 02:51:29 +0000 UTC

That hug made her 2 inches taller

Simon Vaillancourt

2024-11-07 02:51:22 +0000 UTC

I really thought it was gonna “Hoif!” that Bubbles enjoyed hearing.

That Blair Guy

2024-11-07 02:50:38 +0000 UTC

squish!

mooviies

2024-11-07 02:50:21 +0000 UTC

Aww Bubbles is adorable

DP23

2024-11-07 02:50:13 +0000 UTC

Here is hoping we can all be Faye for the next few years... Plus, cute Bubbles is CUTE!!! Ah~

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-11-07 02:50:12 +0000 UTC

Benefits of strong, tall girlfriend... Lift and hoifs!

Bridgette Ryan

2024-11-07 02:50:00 +0000 UTC

Hoif! indeed!

SilverbackRon

2024-11-07 02:49:54 +0000 UTC

:3

Fart Captor

2024-11-07 02:49:42 +0000 UTC

oh lawd, Bubbles core temp is rising

Jon K

2024-11-07 02:49:32 +0000 UTC

Hoif!

chili sunrise

2024-11-07 02:49:27 +0000 UTC

Oh, to be hugged by a brick shithouse of a robot lady.

Tannerbot

2024-11-07 02:49:15 +0000 UTC

Bubbles 😍😍

Shey

2024-11-07 02:49:13 +0000 UTC

I'll be okay too.

JEN

2024-11-07 02:49:05 +0000 UTC

Barely Survivable Affection

Comments

'Hoif' is some top-tier onomatopoeia, thank you for that.

😭

The thirst in the Furry community for the big polar bear character in the new Dwayne Johnson Santa Claus comedy movie thing convinces me that there are just a lot of big guys out there who are very sad they'll never be the little spoon.

Yes!!!

*jumps up and down while waving furiously* ooh, me! pick me!

Hoif!

Just a great couple. I'm waiting for the day when other people's sexual orientation as such is accepted to the point of being, well, almost uninteresting . (Unless, of course, one is or would like to be personally involved.)

Most certainly. Cf. QC #3003. Bubbles is positively cute here, tho imposing still. In fact, Jeph has done something with her eyes that makes her beautiful, (But see also QC #3998.)

Who else needs a bubbles-level hug this week?

Interesting response.

It's amazing how much Bubbles has changed from the warbot she used to be when first introduced..

I am so glad Faye and Bubbles found each other

listen, we ALL can take that risk, as long as we get to do it together. ~<3

OMG BUBBLES IS SO CUTE!!!!!! LOVE THIS COUPLE!!

You think truck suspensions just grow on trees or something?

PDA incoming, clear the blast radius!

@Opus: Extreme envy?

What's so dangerous about sexy times we're not even in the same universe as?

HOIF!

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

Respectfully, DAYUM.

nah, they'll go in there so Faye can make Bubbles make more of those noises, only to find Ahn and Pintsize in there. ~<3

Bubbles has not only put the stage hook back in storage, but she has managed to *not* make Faye’s glasses fly away this time; much less stressful for us glasses wearers.

I’m guessing you’ll be witnessing sensationally sapphic sexy scenes in the near future and maybe you’ll get physically crushed during said sensationally sapphic sexy scenes.

Bubbles has exacting specifications to comfort, maim, or kill both humans and tanks.

Well, Sven's bedroom might be free now?

Such a great sapphic couple.

we are in danger of fast approaching sexy times. ~<3

Hoif! SO SAY WE ALL

Awwwww <3 Proud of Faye, and this is so cute!!

I was thinking, are AI bodies in-universe limited in strength to "human safe" strength, with the ability to exert more force, just with like alarm bells everywhere the whole time?

Finding out is just the start of the fun. :)

😏 ara ara 😏 (Reference to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helltaker/s/h73dkU6FdR)

I love Roko's little blush after the Bubbles-hug

I would very much like to read your fanfic

This is so sweet!

PLEASE make a print of that final panel.

Yeah, some more detail in the warning would be much appreciated.

Why is exacting specification SO hot?!?

Awwww

There is a crude comment about fluid dynamics that could be made here

Butts butts butts

In that last panel I personally heard the ring tone that Irene Adler put on Sherlock's phone in "A Scandal in Belgravia"

Cuteness much needed. Thank you Jeph.

Sven, going to the bathroom and meeting Faybbles coming out of his bedroom: "... seriously?"

I like the way you omit where the hat is placed, physically.

I wonder what impact this has on the QC world gravity? Will it be felt into our world? Has Jephs butts disease expanded? So many questions.

Bubbles expression in panel 6 is so adorable. 🥰 Also! Hoif.

Carbon is good at forming bonds

Her sensors would be beautifully calibrated.

I expect, as retired military ordinance/personnel, Bubbles knows to the 3rd decimal how tightly she can hug, without causing damage.

tbh with my back problems i wouldn't mind a Military Grade spinal adjustment

So say we all.

Even though I wrote a fan fiction hypothesizing the Ellicot-Chathams boning down while wired to advanced mind scanning equipment, I’m still not 100% sure why the silicon is attracted to the carbon. Probably the most hopeful outcome though.

Looks like it's time for another trip to LensCrafters...

You wear your hat and I'll wear mine!

Next Week: Iris smells some Twinnings English breakfast tea, and evolves into Junopsis. (She’s a shiny Pokébot.)

The textbook definition of how meteorology calculates air masses. Or in this case, Hurricane Bubbles. Florida would never survive Bubbles.

That bed might not survive Bubbles & Faye, but I’m sure Faye has some recommendations.

If she dies, she dies. Very happily, too.

Oh man, Roko in a three-piece suit. (Unlike Melon who was a suit in three pieces.)

I needed this moment of love and support b/w Bubbles and Faye. Thank you.

*Wedding CAKE

I understood that reference dot gif. Buckaroo Banzai...

You captured a lot of expression, and emotion, in these frames Jeph. Heartwarming - love it! Well done!

like squeezing a tube of toothpaste

What? What am I looking out for?! Aaaaaahhhhhh

Is that what we're calling merkins these days?

Huge Oil Infused 'Fection

I mean, she handles Faye's butt on a regular basis, so I'd say that qualifies her for damn near anything.

Bubbles knows how to handle *really* heavy ordnance. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3797

And terrifying backrubs.

Hey-O, I’m Finished

Hot Ol’ Impressive Fanny

Bigboo-TAY! TAY!

Hold Onto If Faye

Heartfelt Ouroboros-Imitating Flexion

Love this so much!

jumps up and down while waving furiously ooh, me! pick me!

Bubbles has not only put the stage hook back in storage, but she has managed to not make Faye’s glasses fly away this time; much less stressful for us glasses wearers.

Bubbles knows how to handle really heavy ordnance. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3797

Indeed. Any second now you'll hear the FWEEEEE https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4001

That kind of love and support. Just feels. Feels