Dumb Vampire Hairstyles
Added 2025-02-23 20:54:41 +0000 UTCHow does this dumb vampire's hair still grow when she's undead?
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Guilty as charged :P
Tyvadi
2025-02-25 13:49:19 +0000 UTCNERD!
Teh Dave
2025-02-24 05:16:09 +0000 UTCVampire the Masquerade actually sort of explained that. Iirc, the idea is that the moment of a vampire's death and transformation becomes almost like a Save State for them. Whenever they sleep during the day and heal, their powers are essentially resetting them back to what their body was like at that moment. So, some unfortunate vampires wake up every night with their hair returned to the same length and style it was when they died, no matter what they do it.
Tyvadi
2025-02-24 03:46:12 +0000 UTCZEUS! GIVE ME THE TOMBOY VAMPIRE GF, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Goofy Ahss
2025-02-24 02:43:57 +0000 UTCNo idea but she's rocking the 3rd style.
CurrentlyEatingPies
2025-02-24 00:10:35 +0000 UTCProbably the same magic that lets her use a mirror to style it
North525
2025-02-23 23:45:38 +0000 UTCYeah! I'm glad I had that myth dispelled
Alternater34account
2025-02-23 22:40:10 +0000 UTCThe more you know!
Versus
2025-02-23 22:35:12 +0000 UTCthey're ain't dumb their good
WarWar
2025-02-23 22:32:29 +0000 UTCI looked it up and you're half-right. It doesn't technically keep growing, but the skin shrinks so it appears to be more by comparison. But hair is definitely not alive
Alternater34account
2025-02-23 22:29:42 +0000 UTCConspiracy theory: she isn't dead, just cursed. Too dumb to even be a real vampire.
Versus
2025-02-23 22:28:26 +0000 UTCI don't think that's true
Versus
2025-02-23 22:27:54 +0000 UTCArses, unfortunately, do not grow after death. So whatever she's got, she was dragging that wagon in life too.
Alternater34account
2025-02-23 21:13:45 +0000 UTCWell look at Mr Smart Arse over here.
Teh Dave
2025-02-23 21:09:47 +0000 UTCBecause hair isn't alive. It and nails still grow in corpses
Alternater34account
2025-02-23 21:05:51 +0000 UTCShe's too dumb to realize it shouldn't
The Renrag
2025-02-23 21:03:59 +0000 UTCMaybe when she gets enough vital essence and she "lives" for a little bit? And I definitely like the bottom middle shirt hairstyle
JC Urza
2025-02-23 21:00:58 +0000 UTCNice
Thomas Manthei
2025-02-23 21:00:33 +0000 UTCIt's a horse hair wig. But i like the one down in the middle.
justavisitor
2025-02-23 20:56:56 +0000 UTC
