When I was younger, I didn't have any toys, those days, I found like a hobby inserting all kind of things into my holes until the right one would make me feel good.
Tonight, Ella sent me some dildos she found somewhere, but, to be honest, they didn't bell a ring, I tried them anyway (she asked me for some selfies with them) and you can see my face about the final result.
Yes, you got that right, I had orgasms, but at the end, it didn't feel "positive"