Star Wars Clone Wars Movie
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There is a very VERY good reason Obi-Wan doesn't hype up Anakin to his face. He's literally the most arrogant person in the fucking galaxy. If Obi-Wan hyped him up to his face, he'd get so big a head he'd get himself killed. 𤣠Obi-Wan, despite what you may think, actually does what I think is the right amount of "parenting" for Anakin. There's just a few decisions he makes that if he didn't make would probably have kept Anakin in the light.
Nora
2025-07-08 20:20:55 +0000 UTChope you arent TOO soured on ahsoka from some of the writing decisions here, she really does grow moving forward
LittleMoist
2025-06-15 17:07:23 +0000 UTCIf Alicia was in this verse, she would already be telling Anakin to go to the dark side before Palpatine XD
Karl Wikman
2025-06-06 19:45:29 +0000 UTCThis movie put me off continuing the Clone Wars for years. The writing decision to have a quip after literally every action or someone saying something was so fucking exhausting. Also I like the original clone wars animation leagues better.
Okoga
2025-05-06 22:32:00 +0000 UTCSo itâs important that both Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones have already happened, so whatâs weighing on Anakin at this time isnât just his childhood, itâs also how he already killed every person in that village, which he canât ever talk about because it would end his career and PadmĂŠâs if it ever came out she didnât report it and covered it up
Verdigree
2025-04-29 00:57:34 +0000 UTCLike, you can see several ways rhe Jedi are terribly suited to this role of military state power they've been given, like what Obi-Wan does seems a reasonable trick to him, but false surrenders are what lead to increased brutality and people no longer honoring surrenders
Verdigree
2025-04-28 23:36:27 +0000 UTCNo Ahsoka hate will be tolerated. Like can she catch her breath please? đ runs across the desert, kills 4 bots that usually kill stronger adults. Stops to catch breath. Gets yelled at by viewer đ
Markus Bryant
2025-04-23 03:46:26 +0000 UTCThe thing about the Hutts is, that they are all Self-Serving and they will do pretty much anything for profits.. So yeh, anything for a good deal, it's what makes they in terms of DnD alignment, Neutral Evil :P
Hallreaver
2025-04-22 21:29:03 +0000 UTCSo let's add perfidy to the list, alongside use of enslaved child soldiers. But I promise the Jedi are the good guys.
SweetCandle
2025-04-21 22:32:57 +0000 UTCLove how Alicia started of loving Ahsoka and then towards the end was trashing on her. Also loved that she missed the numerous times Ziro was called uncle but still called him she. lol
Samuel Brewer
2025-04-21 16:12:27 +0000 UTCwell children our star wars word for today is Perfidy
Random3x
2025-04-21 13:36:02 +0000 UTCLove how Ahsoka was trained from a really young age and Anakin came in older and more experienced with the galaxy outside the Republic jurisdiction. Theyâre both really prideful and sassy obviously but also strong with the force.
Yaboi7117
2025-04-19 23:36:43 +0000 UTCYeah at the beginning, Ahsoka wasn't exactly a beloved character. But she gets so much better as the show goes on.
G0R0_!ch!B@n25
2025-04-19 22:19:52 +0000 UTClol, loved these reactions, also, donât worry about Ahsoka, she starts off, as Anakin says, a little rough around the edges, but, she gets better as time goes on and has some really STELLAR episodes later in the series, youâll grow to love her by the end. Also, I HIGHLY recommend you react to Star Wars Rebels after you finish Clone Wars.
Richard
2025-04-18 21:55:17 +0000 UTCAlicia needs to publish tips on how to avoid spoilers, because god damn she is amazing at it.
Duo Blackrose
2025-04-17 22:13:00 +0000 UTCThe Jedi are monks, not military officers; In the original lore putting them in charge of so many soldiers was part of Palpatineâs plan to turn the army against the Jedi Order.
Egregore
2025-04-17 17:54:14 +0000 UTC4:45 Yularen was giving explinations and possible causes, what you wanted him to just say "I dunno" and hang up on the Jedi?
Wurzaags Morky Mischeif
2025-04-17 17:15:19 +0000 UTCYeah she went from "Who the hell is this scrub?" to "OMG IT IS ASHOKA!!! SQUEEE"
Belrevan
2025-04-17 08:57:22 +0000 UTCObi-wan could take on a new padawan, while anakin isnt a jedi master, he is a jedi knight and thus no longer a padawan, obiwan is his master in name only by this point
Unstablebeast
2025-04-17 08:50:55 +0000 UTCRevenge of the Sith's novelization is legit the best version
ACVIFOR
2025-04-17 07:28:08 +0000 UTCTowards the middle, they were saying he was having a âObi-Wanâ moment, should call it a âObi-Wannabeâ moment lol
Ben Gross
2025-04-17 06:51:40 +0000 UTCanakin is just lucky it works out... at least a lot of what else ya said is good!
Easy Mode - A.I
2025-04-17 06:25:29 +0000 UTCAt the beginning of, I canât believe Kenobi had the clones break cover and Charge at the droids, how dumb do you have to be to just break cover and charge the enemy in a fire fight? I understand that they have to do that to spice it up for the younger audiences, but still, so stupid
Ben Gross
2025-04-17 06:07:04 +0000 UTCAnd so begins the saga of obi wan having sexual tension with every toxic female on screen. Bro is the backbender or Star Wars And btw this show will make you love the clones, so many badasses like Rex in this shit
Nightmareman99
2025-04-17 04:27:59 +0000 UTCAnakin became a Knight between e2 and CW, Jedi Knights can take on Padawans before becoming a Master
Jonathan Kennedy
2025-04-17 03:57:35 +0000 UTC1:10:58 Anakin: chaotic neutral Ahsoka: chaotic good
Faroth
2025-04-16 23:02:19 +0000 UTCcoma on his uncle ruckus arc
Darko dargon
2025-04-16 21:22:24 +0000 UTCI have a feeling this is not gonna be a consistent post because youâre collaborating with someone
EDWin qaz
2025-04-16 17:34:37 +0000 UTCThe first chronological appearance of Ahsoka! Hope you follow up Clone Wars with Rebels.
Brian Dixon
2025-04-16 16:26:16 +0000 UTCDonât worry, Ashokaâs writing is much better in the show. In fact sheâs became one of my favorite Jedi.
Moviejunkie
2025-04-16 16:14:56 +0000 UTCI would like to point out that Anakin has indeed already been knighted at this point. He's not Obi-wan's student anymore, just his subordinate because Obi-wan is on the Jedi Council.
Aerowind
2025-04-16 15:23:31 +0000 UTCIn the climbing scene, you can assume that the jedi are using the force to augment their own physical abilities like it's shown they can do. So expending energy on pushes or blasts will make it harder to climb
Jorden Powell
2025-04-16 13:20:38 +0000 UTCAshoka a baby but her development is crazy!
Cameron Meow
2025-04-16 11:18:21 +0000 UTCI agree that they are too harsh on Obi-Wan, but they are totally correct in noticing how his handling of Anakin leads to what will eventually happen. Also, if youve seen all that the prequal era has to offer and dont arrive at the conclusion that the Jedi's teachings and their blindness to how dogmatic they have become, i dont know what to tell you honestly. Both Obi-Wan and Yoda may be incredibly wise men, but saying they are some of the Jedi's greatest teachers says a lot when both of them lost their respective pupil to the dark side. I always saw Qui-Gon as the ideal of what the jedi shouldve been, he was one of the last important jedi figures that questioned the ways of the order and that will for reform died with him.
Lucas_Oreki
2025-04-16 09:49:48 +0000 UTCStart of Episode 3 with Dooku disarmed: Anakin "The Hutts send their regards!"
QuibblesAndGitz
2025-04-16 08:22:36 +0000 UTC1:35:00 Anakin expressing he didn't want to come back to Tatooine and not wanting to talk about it isn't some edgelord thing, this takes place shortly after episode II! His mom just died there less than 2 years ago, and he spent his childhood as a slave under the Hutts!!! That is a LOT of trauma that he does not want to unpack onto his student he just met that week!
QuibblesAndGitz
2025-04-16 07:38:17 +0000 UTCit did introduce ashoka, but it is kinda boring too
Gildarts1#fan
2025-04-16 07:03:13 +0000 UTC1:26:45. Oh yeaaaahhhh you think that was brutal.. by end of this series there are compilations of brutal deaths. OF CLONES ALONE
Hexx Gear
2025-04-16 06:09:42 +0000 UTCWhere you seeing wrinkles? She's bald with an angular hard edged face, but that skins smooth
QuibblesAndGitz
2025-04-16 06:00:14 +0000 UTComg theres so much "um, actually" in these comments lol. Anyway listen, I like Anakin as much as the next person, he's my favorite character, but yall are so Anakin pilled its funny lol. You jump in to defend him everytime he gets a little flak, when what the characters say about him isn't really wrong, he doesn't follow orders and is reckless, always has been, and when you're a general fighting in a war, thats not exactly the traits you want to see. He just gets lucky that it works out most times, and surely there have been times it doesn't work out too, I think the others are valid in their opinions of him. As for Ahsoka, I really like her, yea she's a little annoying and naggy right now, but she is a kid that just entered a war and has no experience, her growth is amazing to watch. For Obiwan he sees Anakin as a brother, and personally I can see that in their interactions, you talk about how he needs to do better and praise Anakin without being sassy, which he has (admittedly not as much as with sass), but its pretty sibling coded, similar to me my siblings. My boy's trying his best. Love how passionate you guys are about this though and looking forward to more reactions
Archie Curlz
2025-04-16 05:19:11 +0000 UTCANDOR is peak Star Wars in their portrayal of the Empireâs suffocating oppression and exactly how and why regular people ended up joining the rebellion.
Egregore
2025-04-16 04:33:24 +0000 UTCIf you wanna learn more of the backstory behind a lot of Jedi and Sith stuff before this; you should watch the first volume of the Gennedy Tartakovsky Clone Wars miniseries. It takes place right before Star Wars: The Clone Wars and covers stuff like Ventress and Grievousâs backstories as well as how Anakin got promoted to Jedi Knight. Itâs also really good.
Egregore
2025-04-16 04:19:22 +0000 UTCAin't no way you're simping over ventress and 2 second later calling palps scrotum face. Ventress also liike like a wrinkled ball sack, I always thought she looked hideous 𤡠just to really make sure you know she's evil cause the with look more degraded and shit the more they fall to the dark side
Jorden Powell
2025-04-16 04:19:17 +0000 UTCThe first volume of Gennedy Tartakovskyâs Clone Wars takes place even earlier!
Egregore
2025-04-16 04:15:47 +0000 UTCHis trials to become a knight are covered in the Gennedy Tartakovsky Clone Wars miniseries. He technically never completed it because of the war which is why heâs still so young and immature compared to other knights.
Egregore
2025-04-16 04:11:19 +0000 UTCThe Jedi are all canonically virgin monks; so I imagine it usually works really well.
Egregore
2025-04-16 04:06:27 +0000 UTCAnakin wanting to save lives and go on adventures and have a family. A+ Being a Jedi master. C. Idk maybe I'm biased cuz I like obi-wan more than anakin but hearing Anakin is better at being a teacher than obi wan I feel like isn't that great. He has a different style. Anakin knows how to think outside the box, be strategic and all. It shows the qualities that are shown as Vader that makes him a great general. But remember obi wan is trying to teach Anakin how to be a Jedi master. Not just a powerful Force user. "Adventure.. hah! Excitement..Hah! A jedi crave not these things" -Yoda (who is best teacher of all in my opinion) Jedi can't be attached. Kinda like Buddhist is there way of life. No attachment but not cold and calculated but acceptance and understanding and wisdom. Obi wan from when he was with Qui gong was a rule follower and almost just like ahsoka here but less sass. He respected Qui gon even though he sorta went outside the protocols himself. But qu gon knew obi wan would go far and be one of the greatest jedis still. And obi wan isn't perfect too btw cuz by end of three it shows he failed as a jedi and got too attached to Anakin. So idk maybe I'm just cut deep when my favorite character is getting a bit of backlash yet problem child/golden boy gets praise for the same thing that turned him đ But hey I'm glad we are on this adventure and I seen most but not all of these cline wars so I'm excited to see where we go from here till we get to the end
Hexx Gear
2025-04-16 03:41:19 +0000 UTCI looked it up and apparently Ventress flirts with people to gain control of the situation, Obi Wan just does it back, so it becomes a back and forth
Draconic
2025-04-16 03:04:47 +0000 UTC17:00 While not a master Anakin became a Jedi Knight after his fight with Dooku in the second movie so both he and Obi-Wan can train new Padawans
Trevor Appel
2025-04-16 02:43:00 +0000 UTChe was close its huttese
Lance Ivy
2025-04-16 02:29:00 +0000 UTCman she is gonna hate this comment section..
Easy Mode - A.I
2025-04-16 02:24:32 +0000 UTCI'm reading through the Horus Heresy, and it reminds me of watching this, just a car crash in slow motion. You know it's all going to fall appart, and you keep seeing hints of it happening.
Rowdeemunkee
2025-04-16 02:18:28 +0000 UTCSomething that's not stated, Anikan has graduated beyond a Padawan at this point. He became a Jedi Knight at the end of Attack of the Clones. Him and Obi Wan are just partnered up often, and still mentors him. The actual requirements for being a master are kinda vague, but Padawans usually need to be reccomened by their master to attempt the trials to be a Knight. Old lore anyway, i dunno what Disney has been up to in that era.
Rowdeemunkee
2025-04-16 01:59:18 +0000 UTCi think its a tentical
Lance Ivy
2025-04-16 01:58:19 +0000 UTCThere are times where I have wondered if Mace Windu wouldn´t have been a good mentor for him, and Anakin a good Padawan for him. Because I feel like that is a duo that would either have absolutely exploded into conflict, or lead to both of them mellowing out.
Ebofa
2025-04-16 01:44:16 +0000 UTCA 14 year old with a skirt and tube top commanding troops in a warzone was a choice. She grows on you.
Rowdeemunkee
2025-04-16 01:40:34 +0000 UTCThe thing is...she's complaining about Obi Wan not nurturing Anakin, except he did, constantly. The problem is, she keeps seeing times when Anakin went completely off the rails. And she keeps talking about Anakin's emotions, but Anakin's problem isn't that he's emotional, it's that he's emotionally unhealthy. He has a stubborn refusal to accept that things can...not be. People can die, he can lose, etc. And because he can't accept that, he'll burn everything down. THAT was always his problem.
Kyrix
2025-04-16 01:27:52 +0000 UTCTo be fair, Anakin told Ahsoka to set the charges...not detonate them and has been telling her not to go off on her own pretty much all that fight.
Ryan Hayes
2025-04-16 01:26:49 +0000 UTCI really hope she watches Star Wars Visions in the future.
RevanSeiei
2025-04-16 01:05:20 +0000 UTCAlicia: i love ahsoka!!!! Narrator: Will ahsoka tano beat the fate of all characters that Alicia love and dont get killed? Join us next time to know!!!
Faroth
2025-04-16 00:34:02 +0000 UTC16:45 there is a misunderstanding of Alicia in the terms: jedi ranks go from younglings (kids) to padawans (apprentices), then they get Knighted (like anakin is a jedi knight) to the jedi Master, which is the highest rank and then the council that is purely made of jedi masters but not necesarily all the jedis with the rank of master in the order. Now, all jedi knights can get a padawan as an apprentice to help them growth as jedis (both, master and apprentice) So anakin is a jedi knight and obiwan a jedi master, but they made anakin a master of a padawan, not to confuse with getting the rank of master... they should have choosen another term for jedi masters since is confusing, but just look at it this way, is not that anakin get the master rank, is that it become a private teacher/tutor
Faroth
2025-04-16 00:23:37 +0000 UTCI didn't realize there were episodes placed before the film. I also didn't realize how much Anakin was talked down too by most everyone, nor how much Ahsoka complained. Than again its been awhile since I'd seen this series.
DrOverbuild8363
2025-04-16 00:14:51 +0000 UTCOh shit hyppppppe
Charlie baker
2025-04-15 23:36:56 +0000 UTC"Anakin deserved so much better than what he got." Yeah. He deserved Qui-Gonn. He would have been the perfect master to help him through his emotions instead of suppressing them. That's exactly why, when Maul killed him, the Dark Side won the Duel of Fates.
Wil DeYoung
2025-04-15 23:29:35 +0000 UTCNow enters my favorite character ahsoka tano. Very excited for more reactions too the clone wars
Artemis
2025-04-15 23:04:22 +0000 UTCThis is something I didnt know I needed
Kyle Emery
2025-04-15 23:03:02 +0000 UTCNah it's still pretty funny especially if people call his lightsaber the youngling slayer
Artemis
2025-04-15 22:18:57 +0000 UTCI love your new model the facial expressions are so expressive!
Jay
2025-04-15 22:15:30 +0000 UTCwow.....it honestly feels really weird to watch people who're ACTUALLY BLIND to Star Wars, cause everything they say in this movie is....legit wrong XD and honestly, UGH. i'm sorry, but i hate the "Anakin killed kids, so whenever he's near kids, it's nerve-wracking and anxiety inducing" jokes that everyone does. YES, we know he did! stop! it's not funny XD
Gavin Bickel
2025-04-15 21:55:27 +0000 UTCBasically there is a difference between the rank of master and the role of master. I would compare it to how there is a difference between the title of Chef and the role of Chef.
coocooman4504
2025-04-15 21:51:53 +0000 UTCI am very happy that they liked this film, and it is one of the things I generally enjoy about Alicia. She more often than not goes into stuff wanting to and making an active effort to like something. But I remember how much hate this film, and especially Ahsoka got when this first came out. So good to see that they were on board from the beginning. Despite having some rough spots with her.
Ebofa
2025-04-15 21:46:16 +0000 UTCThis was better then I remember you guys definitely added to the experience
Rubi_pica
2025-04-15 21:35:22 +0000 UTCLET'S FUCKING GO MY FAV STAR WARS CHARACTER IS HERE AHSOKA IS FUCKING PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nym
2025-04-15 21:04:14 +0000 UTCYep they're called Lekkus or head tails
Nym
2025-04-15 21:03:16 +0000 UTCIf I remember right (It has been quite some time since I read it), a point the Novelization of Revenge of the Sith makes (It is great, if a bit non-canon now) about Anakin, is that he is a military man. Like, the troops and public adore him because he is a cool, suave, fly-boy. But he isn´t a Military Man. He is a Jedi, and he doesn´t want to abandon that. Even when it is clear that he just doesn´t thrive in the Order. Because he is a Warrior Hero in an Order of Peacekeeping Monks (Who are also currently going through A lot of issues). So we have a situation where he sorta lives this double life where he is a great celebrated War Hero by the public and politicians as the Face of the Republic. While the Jedi are always concerned about his recklessness, his ego and his attachments. So he ends up feel entitled to glories and rewards among the Jedi, that he has not earned by their standards yet. Because their standards are so separate from those of the World he Thrives in and that comes natural to him. Which I think just gnaws at him even more, because deep down he knows it. He knows he isn´t a "good" Jedi. That he is impulsive. That he has deep attachment issues. That he carries a deep, unending rage inside of him. And that is warring with the Glory and the Acknowledgement he gets from everyone else who wants the Jedi to be warriors and heroes and to lead the armies of the Republic in awesome large scale battles. I believe Padme herself suggests it in the Third Film, that he just leaves the Order. Which I think would be the best choice by far. Because he would thrive outside of it. He is a War Hero, who could have easily gotten a glorious career of leading the Republics Military, or lead an organization sending aid to remote regions or some other such job that involved a lot of derring-do, brotherhood and fawning civillians. And it isn´t even like he would never be able to see his friends among the Jedi again. Like, Count Dooku left and he was so widely respected among the Jedi that they outright dismissed the mere idea that he might be acting against the Republic. So even if he left odds are he could still see Obi Wan pretty often. (All of this Analysis is based on the films and the Novelization of Revenge of the Sith. Please be sure not to throw in spoilers for the Series if you reply to it)
Ebofa
2025-04-15 20:27:12 +0000 UTCSo Anakin was granted the rank of Jedi Knight but not Master, Masters sit on the Counsel of the Jedi but you dont have to have the rank of Jedi Master to teach a Padawon you just have to be granted the Knight rank. The Ranks are as follow Youngling, Padawan, Knight, and Master. A Knight can train a Padawon and then when their Padawon has graduated to the rank of Knight then that Padawon's master is granted the title of Jedi Master.
SharkMessiah101
2025-04-15 20:20:05 +0000 UTCI think those on Ashoka's head are not hairs, but they are meat "appendages" and two horns.
leviathan_13
2025-04-15 20:17:54 +0000 UTCi see your starting the clone wars in chronological order......thats wise ^^ also great that your watching one of the greatest series ever (in my opinion) also this will provide context to some things you may have missed in the movies ^^
Nightwolf37
2025-04-15 19:31:02 +0000 UTC(Personal joke bc of star wars videogames) I always thought anakin wasn't made master bc he never learned some of the basic powers... like force healing (from basically every jedi based game)
Emeradis
2025-04-15 19:27:21 +0000 UTCPlus the second biggest Star Wars geeks on YouTube are all either married or in relationships
Tony2Dirty
2025-04-15 19:10:00 +0000 UTCDawn
Nym
2025-04-15 19:00:41 +0000 UTCYou can start teaching a Padawan one rank below the Master ( Knight ) so im pretty sure it checks out with Anakin getting one at this point
Noel
2025-04-15 18:46:41 +0000 UTCIt's funny they keep saying turbo-virgins, when the biggest star wars geeks I see on youtube are a married couple.
JosephBob
2025-04-15 18:41:37 +0000 UTCThis movie was so bad even when i was a kid, although it's what it got me into watching this great show
Rick Baron
2025-04-15 18:24:14 +0000 UTCThis is the dawn of an incredible adventure
dragon emperor ry
2025-04-15 17:47:34 +0000 UTCAw man I remember seeing this opening day with an old childhood friend Iâve lost touch with long ago. This brings back nice memories.
Oh! That Robin
2025-04-15 17:26:50 +0000 UTCjust like the younglings
Tyro533
2025-04-15 17:10:11 +0000 UTCOh dope. This show varies in quality, it is a kids show that grows with its audience, but it does some incredible world building for the world of star wars.
Rowdeemunkee
2025-04-15 16:58:04 +0000 UTCAfter clone wars I bet she would love Star Wars rebels
nicko jones
2025-04-15 16:56:44 +0000 UTCman i love the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command narration in the beginning
Daniel Siegfried
2025-04-15 16:38:19 +0000 UTC"She's so cute but SHE'S SO DEAD", man this won't get old lol
Kaz
2025-04-15 16:27:17 +0000 UTCYEAH!!!!! i love the develpment they gave Ahsoka in this series, is a 0 to 100 character just like zuko in Avatar, she goes from this brat child to an awesome character, hope you enjoy it and love ahsoka like the rest of the fans and hopefully you also end up watching Rebels, which is another gem of this universe of Starwars
Faroth
2025-04-15 16:24:36 +0000 UTCThe movies kinda weak, the 2 episodes that come before it absolutely save it for reactors who watch those first. I agree. People did not respond to thus film the same way as the show as a whole.
Talon Karrde
2025-04-15 15:33:55 +0000 UTCIt wasn't faking a surrender. It was beginning negotiantions of surrender. Had Anakin not succeeded he probably would have surrendered. But due to new circumstances he concluded negotiations
Colin Darcas
2025-04-15 15:15:15 +0000 UTCWait, isn't faking surrender a war crime?
Clockwork Rin
2025-04-15 15:10:07 +0000 UTCThis is where the fun begins!
masteroftheassassins
2025-04-15 14:47:20 +0000 UTCthis will take a while, not every episode is peak but still we can then finally get to the other series like Andor and especially Mandalorian since most of the BASIC mandalore lore is getting laid out in clone wars and then followed up in the disney+ MANDALORIAN itll be so fucking hype cant wait
Capt.J0HN
2025-04-15 14:36:30 +0000 UTCI take it you commented before seeing what episodes and order they put up so far.
ChaosSepher
2025-04-15 14:35:52 +0000 UTCyeeeaahhh!!!! ALSO REMEMBER!!! the first 2 seasons are Anthology style, as in not in any partiuclar order, one of them actaully takes place before the movie
Noah Benden
2025-04-15 14:28:06 +0000 UTCAhh this brings back my childhood of watching this when I was a kid
Jacob Patterson
2025-04-15 14:24:23 +0000 UTCwelp my fears are assuaged, given the episode dump of Clone Wars content that she is going in chronological order, lol
Game Wizard001
2025-04-15 14:23:04 +0000 UTCYES! PEAK. Hope you enjoy it Alicia
MapleRook
2025-04-15 14:22:11 +0000 UTC
