What-Happens-In-Vegas-Stays-In-Vegas (I) [Chapter 301]

“Where are we going?” Sirius asked with a frown. He had no idea where he was going. Harry was lazing in the sidecar, looking completely relaxed. Neither of them was wearing any protective gear, but it wasn’t a huge deal since the motorbike and the sidecar were Disillusioned and covered with Muggle Repelling Charms.

“No idea” Harry answered simply. “But aren’t you having fun?” Harry asked.

After pondering for a bit, Sirius relented. He was having fun… The morning was pretty stressful. The start of the day had been extremely stressful for him with the revelation of his Godson planning to start an International War with the Goblins. Then he was reunited with one of his old friends and he was forced to admit that it was a fruitful reunion.

“I am having fun, but where are we?” Sirius asked. It had been almost an hour since Harry brought them here through a portal and since then they had been riding.

“If you must know then we are a few miles away from Vegas” Harry revealed, earning an excited look from Sirius.

“Really? We are going to Vegas?” Sirius gushed out excitedly and Harry simply hummed. Then all of a sudden Sirius frowned. “You could have said kilometers, you know?” Sirius pouted. It was unsettling to watch a grown man pout, but he was going to let his Godfather do as he pleased. After all, the man deserved some happiness.

“When you are in Rome-” Harry simply trailed off with a grin.

“-Do as the Romans do” His Godfather finished for him, matching his grin. “The Hotels are going to be full, you know, right?” Sirius asked after a bit of pause. It was the first day of the year, so Vegas was going to be completely packed.

“I know, but there is very little Magic can’t solve and I am not sure if we will be staying for the night” Harry pointed out and Sirius looked at him completely aghast.

“I can’t believe that!” Sirius exclaimed in mock outrage. “We are going to Vegas and we won’t be staying the night? Not possible!” Sirius decided in a firm tone.

“...Alright, but just one night…” Harry relented after pondering for a bit. He was yet to inform anyone about their impromptu trip, but it wouldn’t take long to inform the others. However, he started to wonder how the others were going to react, but he simply shrugged. It was the ‘Boy’s Day Out’, so he and Sirius were going to have some fun and do some bonding.

“...Harry, I was wondering if you are wanted in this country?” Sirius asked, breaking Harry out of his musings. It would ruin the fun if they would have to spend all the time escaping Magical Authority.

“No, not really… You see, I haven’t committed any crimes in this country and since the ICW hasn’t declared me to be persona non grata, the Aurors in this country aren’t going to look for trouble, especially when the Magical World doesn’t have any extradition laws” Harry explained in a bored tone.

“However, they might try to fine us for illegal entry into their country” Harry pointed out and his Godfather groaned. “Don’t worry, I will deal with them if they manage to find us” Harry decided to comfort his Godfather. Magic was amazing with the amount of Magic he possessed, there was very little he was incapable of.

“Fine. Fine. I will leave it up to you” Sirius huffed and decided to drop the matter. The two of them continued to ride down the street until they passed by a gas station. “Shoot! I need to get some gas!” Sirius exclaimed dramatically as he turned around the bike without any care.

Harry simply rolled his eyes at the antics of his Godfather… “Well, hello ladies!” Sirius greeted a couple of scantily clad women, near the gas station, but moments later, he frowned. The girls didn’t even notice him. “I have never been ignored like this” Sirius muttered to himself, looking completely baffled.

“I might have cast Disillusionment Charm and Muggle Repelling Charm on the bike” Harry pointed out and Sirius threw his Godson a dirty look. “They want lift, Sirius, where are they going to sit?” Harry asked with a scowl. When Sirius was about to open his mouth, Harry cut him off. “They are not going to sit on my lap, nor I am going to sit behind you” Harry pointed out in a firm tone.

Sirius sagged at his words before he perked up again. “What if they sat on my lap?” Sirius asked in a hopeful tone and after pondering for a bit, Harry decided to relent. His Godfather was a horndog. He would be delusional if he thought that the man wasn’t going to dip his pecker into cauldrons on this trip.

“Fine! However, no sex on the bike!!” Harry warned with a growl and Sirius eagerly nodded his head. He was okay with mashing bodies with some sexy ladies for the time being. He could have an orgy at a later time. Harry simply gave him a pointed look and dispelled the Disillusionment Charm and the Muggle Repelling Charm on the bike. Just the bike, since he didn’t want to deal with the trio.

“Whooseee!” One of the women made a weird noise as she jumped back. Her tits jiggled and it was clear that she wasn’t wearing any bra underneath. “Where did you come from, handsome?” The woman asked with a grin tugging on her lips, pulling her friend closer.

“I was just passing by when I noticed two beautiful ladies waiting at the side of the road. Now, being a good samaritan, I simply couldn’t just leave you” Sirius said as he threw the duo a cheeky grin. The two women giggled and their assets jiggled… Harry would be lying if he said that a part of him wasn’t getting excited, but he was way too disciplined to lose composure.

So, Harry simply groaned and started to wonder if it was a good choice to bring the man to Vegas and then allow him to pick up women…

“Oh… Is that so? We want a lift to Vegas, but you are on a bike” The second woman said sullenly as she leaned down, showing off her bountiful cleavage.

“That might be, but there is plenty of space for the two of you… The space might be tight, but I like tight” Sirius said with a grin and once again the women giggled.

“Sure, but what about the cops?” The first woman asked with an amused look on her face.

“I managed this far without a helmet, didn’t I? I have some privileges, I assure you” Sirius patted his chest righteously before he threw a look toward his Godson who simply rolled his eyes and gave him a nod. The women looked at him excitedly and climbed on. One of them climbed on the back, pressing her bountiful assets on Sirius’ back while the other one climbed on his lap, pressing her bountiful assets on his chest.

The two women were clearly gold-diggers, but Harry didn’t care… If Sirius wanted to have fun with them, he could have his fun with them. Meanwhile, he started to wonder if he should bring over Tonks to have some company since Sirius was going to spend all of his time with female company…

‘Boy’s Day Out’ could get fucked for all he cared…