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Twinnuendo Patreon Secret Santa

Added 2024-11-26 22:32:28 +0000 UTC

Hey Twindividuals!

It’s happening: our first-ever Secret Santa! The holidays are here—that time of year when everything is twinkly, chaotic, and full of traditions that make no sense. Lucky you, we’re inviting you to join us in a Twindividual-style gift exchange!

Here’s the pitch:

We’re using Elfster (a site that handles all the logistics because humans are terrible at this stuff).
Deadline to sign up: December 10th. No excuses. Not “I forgot,” not “I don’t know what Elfster is.” You’ve got the internet.
You might get matched with someone international. 🌍 Yes, shipping might cost a bit more, but the Twindividual spirit knows no borders. Plus, you could end up getting something cool like socks… but fancy socks.
And the twins are in! If you get matched with Drew, your gift might end up in Alexis’ house. If you get Grant, your gift will most likely be broken by his kids.

Budget:
It’s $25 MAX—you can absolutely spend less. And NO overachievers. This isn’t a competition—except maybe between Grant and Drew.

If you’re in, click the link above and sign up. If not, no hard feelings. But you’ll have to live with the knowledge that you’re part of the problem, not the solution. How does that feel?

With the twinniest holiday cheer,
Grant & Drew