- Pistol: "Hey, Peej- guess where Mom and I are right now!"
- Peg: "Hi, sweetie! Pistol and I dropped by to see how Maxie was doing!"
*Meanwhile, Max grunts, and Pistol squeals in pleasure as Max unloads in her*
- PJ: *Incoherent ranting and screaming*
- Max: *muffled* "Yo! Say 'Hi' to your old man for me- if he's earned his phone privileges back!"
- Peg: Oh, right there! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- PJ: *Incoherent ranting and screaming intensifies, then suddenly goes dead*
- Pistol: (Hanging up on PJ) Click!
- Max: "Guess we caught him at a bad time, huh?
- Pistol: I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact he just saw his sister AND his mother getting fucked silly by his -former- best friend, after his ex cucked him...
- Peg: Pistol! Such language does not befit a young lady!
- Pistol: Oh, sit on it, Mom! It's your turn, anyway- just clean me up first!
- Peg: You don't need to tell me!
--- Caption by Ubernewtype ---