The Crowned Yordle Bastard (April 26th)
Added 2025-04-25 22:00:00 +0000 UTCππ¦ THE CROWNED BASTARD SAGA CONTINUES β AND YOU'RE NOT WALKING AWAY CLEAN. π¦π
Crowned Bastard: Chapter 1 and Return to the Crowned Bastard: Chapter 2 are LIVE β and theyβre meaner, messier, and dripping with more royal disrespect than your body can possibly hold.
π―οΈ This monthβs soul-shattering highlights:
β A smug bastard with a cock bigger than his crown and twice as malicious
β Neon-lit hotel hellscapes designed exclusively for your degradation
β Gravity-defying face-fucking, gut-stuffing finishes, and dignity left bleeding out in the hallway
β Cum, tears, bruises, and a suspicious emotional awakening (youβre into this and you know it)
π₯ Featuring: Upside-down cockslams, slutty battle damage, and a hotel room that should honestly be quarantined.
And because hell loves company:
βοΈ Bonus Captures:
πΎ Poppy (Capture): A tiny tank who absolutely does not need consent to bulldoze your soul and stuff you in her trophy closet.
π Tristana (Captain): A grinning artillery nightmare whoβll blow you out of your clothes and make you thank her for the privilege.
π§Ύ (18+ only. Every participant is a fully legal adult with a fully legal+fun set of kinks. Enthusiasm guaranteed, aftercare negotiable.)
