RumbleBeasts 001: Fungible
Added 2020-08-10 23:07:26 +0000 UTCWelcome to my new premium Patreon feature, RumbleBeasts! RumbleBeasts are the adorable, trainable fighting pets you keep in your balls. They are definitely not Pokemon, not even a little.
Fungible here is the first RumbleBeast! Fungible loves to play dead. Fungible tricks its opponents by not moving and not breathing and not living.
Every so often, maybe once a week or two, I'll post a new RumbleBeast here for you to enjoy. I know better than to guarantee a schedule at this point, but I'll do my best. This will replace the monthly haiku feature, so if you want to see more after the first few, make sure you're pledging at the $2 level or higher.
I hope you love RumbleBeasts! More soon.
Comments
I'm naming mine Ted
zoem
2020-08-11 06:28:36 +0000 UTCI want a rubber Fungible that pops out that mushroom and makes a post-mortem fart when you squeeze him. Combat Strategy: Throw at opponent's eyes!
Stefan Edward Jones
2020-08-11 00:20:59 +0000 UTC"fighting pets you keep in your balls" hahahahaha… this gave me a much-needed laugh. Thank you, Jon!
Eric Strathmeyer
2020-08-10 23:10:04 +0000 UTCHe's adorable!
William Cole
2020-08-10 23:08:55 +0000 UTC
