Welcome to the second installment of my new premium Patreon feature, RumbleBeasts! RumbleBeasts are the adorable, trainable fighting pets you keep in your balls. They are definitely not Pokemon, just ask our lawyers.
Rotterdam is the evolution of Fungible! Rotterdam feeds on the corpses of children who get lost in the woods, absorbing their mass slowly over the course of a decade.
Every so often, maybe once a week or two, I'll post a new RumbleBeast here for you to enjoy. This will replace the monthly haiku feature, so if you want to see more after the first few, make sure you're pledging at the $2 level or higher.
I hope you love RumbleBeasts! More soon.

Stefan Edward Jones
2020-08-13 00:13:14 +0000 UTC