Our pal Caspian said something about Crowley on rollerskates and I was compelled. What do you think Crowley's shirt says? "Hellcat"?
Did you ever go rollerskating? When I was a kid we had a roller rink & arcade, and I used to pray the deejay would play Beck's "Loser" which had just come out. Do the math while I find my dentures. Oahu doesn't have a roller rink, but we do have an ice rink, if you can believe that.