Secret Agent Couples Retreat

Sarah had just left for a mission in the Middle East, and I was ready to kick back and relax.  We had gone on several insane missions that had tested our relationship together.  I would be lying if I said things weren’t still a bit shaky, but we were a unique couple and we knew it, so we were dealing with it the best we could.

My feet were freshly on the desk and my hands wrapped around a mug of coffee, when a familiar and unpleasant noise greeted me over the intercom.  “Mitch, your presence is requested,” came the commander’s voice.  I sulked a bit.  This guy never has good news.  Trudging along, I opened his door and plopped myself on his chair.  “Good morning, Mitch.  How are you?”

“Excited,” I said, gritting my teeth.  “Ready to relax.”  I hoped he got the hint.  He never does though.

“Well, we have a huge lead on a terrorist, and we need your assistance in tracking down some information off of him.”

Oh joy.  “Ok,” I said, shrugging.  “What’s the situation.”

“I knew you’d be available.  You’re our only person not on a mission right now.  We are way overbooked, but this simply can’t be ignored.  Victor Van Horne, a wealthy man in Spain, has acquired some information that we need.  He should have it in a USB Drive that he carries wherever he goes.  In short, we need it.  Luckily, he’s holding a couples retreat, starting tomorrow.  We have obtained the ID of a Jim Helmsward.  He’s the son of a major manufacturer, and he’s been invited.  He has never met Victor, so you will be there in his stead.”

“Well, that’s all great, but what am I going to do at a couple’s retreat?  Sarah is away on a mission.”

“That’s where this gets interesting.  A while ago, you were on a mission in Europe and married a rather large girl named Gretchen.”  My heart sank.  “We were so impressed by the way she was able to hold you down, we offered her a job.  We revealed all of the facts, and she agreed to join us.  This will be her first mission.  Her one condition was to work with you.”

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” I asked.  He nodded.  “Can we keep this a secret from Sarah?  We are still trying to recover from it.”

“And you will need to recover more when I’m done with you,” came Gretchen’s voice.  She opened the door behind me.  I turned to see a familiar massive pair of breasts behind me, stretching a grey shirt to its limits.  “What’s even better is I get to keep calling you Jimmy.  I’ve missed you so much little Jimmy.  We’re finally together again.”

I couldn’t believe this was happening.  “Hey there, Gretchen.  Sorry about what happened back there.  Business is what it is, right?”

“I understand, Jimmy.  That’s why I’m so excited for this mission.  Your skinny little wife won’t distract us.”

“What does she mean?” I asked the commander.

“Victor is a very paranoid man.  He will have cameras everywhere, and he watches social cues closely.  This is our one and only opportunity, so we need you two to act like a married couple.  It’s imperative or you will be caught.  That means even when you think nobody is looking, be a married couple.  We can’t risk failure on this one.”

I nodded.  We would leave that night.

The two of us arrived by plane.  It was awkward, as she took up all three of her seats.  I sat a ways away.  She would turn and give me little winks and blow me kisses.  When she turned, her chest bulged out wards into view.

Our hotel was already taken care of.  We simply walked in and were escorted to our room.  As we entered, I immediately saw the camera, out of the corner of my eye.  To the naked eye, it looked like your average five-star hotel; but to my seasoned gaze, I could tell this room was being heavily monitored.  I would have to play this as close to the chest as possible.

“We finally made it, Honey,” I said, trying to sound convincing.  I placed my bags next to the bed.  “Time to unwind.”  I plopped onto the bed and laid down.

“Zat plane ride was so long.  Watching you made me so moist in my panties.”  I was afraid of that.  “Get on your knees, hubby.”  I did as I was told.  She stood in front of me, her huge boobs at eye level to me.  She started whispering.  “Make love to me like you used to.  It’s just me and you now.”  Her body was just as enormous as ever.  If anything, she’d gained weight.  Her tree trunk legs were each at least twice as thick as my body.  She stood a terrifying 7 feet tall.  If I had to venture a weight, I would say 600 pounds or more.  And a surprising amount was muscle.  She was built tough.  And yet, she was also as gentle as I remembered.  Her large breasts, each multiple times bigger than my head, were a place of comfort and warmth.  She pressed my head into them, my face immediately absorbing her flesh.  “I missed this so much,” she whispered.  I kissed her breasts, and it’s like they responded by pushing back.  When in Rome, I guess.  She let me go, then got on the bed.  She spread her legs wide, her short shorts not even covering the wetness.  She somehow pulled one of her giant breasts out of her shirt, and let it wobble in front of her.  For how massive it was, I was surprised at how little gravity seemed to affect it.  It was super firm.  “You don’t want to disappoint the audience, do you?” she whispered.

Immediately I remembered we were being watched.  “Please don’t tell Sarah,” I whispered back.  She happily plunged my face into her nipple, and I sucked it like an animal.

“You will be my little secret, unless you want more when we get back,” she stopped whispering.  “Does baby boy like his Mommy’s boobie?”

“Yes,” I groaned.  I actually think I did.  I know my cock sure did.  Her thighs were twitching in anticipation.  I could tell they were starting to wrap around me like tree trunks in a haunted forest.  She ripped my pants off with one strong tug of her right hand, her left holding my head in place.  She maneuvered her panties and shorts out of the way, then grabbed my throbbing cock and place it in her huge, wet pussy.

“Mmm,” she moaned.  “Just how mommy likes it.”  She rocked back and forth gently, driving me crazy.  My cock was ready to explode.  “Cum for me, baby boy.  Cum for me like you never could for your wife.  Cum for me and I’ll let you suck on my big tits until the sun comes up.”  It was a trap.  There was no way I wasn’t going to cum.  It didn’t take long before semen gushed out of me into her.  Guilt racked my brain and heart, but I couldn’t deny that Gretchen could fuck me like none other.  I only wish it didn’t come at the cost of my relationship.  She smiled, looking down at me, my head resting on her massive breast.  “You can have a wife.  I want to be your mommy.  And I’m going to take care of you forever.”