Patreon Prompt 564

Prompt: An astronaut is lecturing students on how foolish it is to ingest extraterrestrial unknown substances, while the "bad example" on screen, her younger self, is totally drunk, jiggling her slime-filled potbelly with seductive intent, with green gas and bubbles blasting out from both ends.

            The entire classroom let out a gasp as a video started to play on the screen. The image showed a young, female astronaut with short, brown hair. While most of her body was the trim, fit figure required to explore the depths of space, there was a noticeable disruption in the form of the swollen, watermelon-sized gut sticking out of the hole in her suit. As the class watched the video of the globular gut swing as the astronaut stumbled on their feet, the teacher turned on the audio at the simultaneous best and worst time.

            The woman on screen showed no remorse as a thick could of green smoke rippled out of her backside. Purposefully groping her gut created an equally foul belch to further envelop her in the green fumes. Rather than share in the disgust of the people watching the video, the woman seemed to revel in the feeling of letting loose her gas. Just as the sound of her drunken moaning interspersed with her farts and burps, the video came to a pause.

            “That,” the teacher said, waving around a familiar head of blonde hair streaked with grey, “is what happens when you foolishly ingest strange plants on an alien planet. While I’m always hesitant to show my moment of weakness, it’s an excellent example of what not to do. Now before we move on, do you have any questions?”

            A collection of hands rose up.

            “BESIDES where you can find the plants that did this to me,” she clarified causing most of the class to lower their arms.