Patreon Prompt 115

Prompt: Two team rocket grunts find themselves in for a world of hurt after upsetting a woman they mistake as a Snorlax.

   “There it, just like I told you Alca,” the female Rocket Grunt whispered as she stared at the massive beast lying underneath the tree in the distance

   “I don’t know about his, Pony,” Alca replied. “Even with the new Pokemon we got from the boss, I doubt we can take down a Snorlax.”

   “And that’s the exact reason the boss will have our hides if we don’t show results. Now, grow a spine and help me out unless you want to end up with that duo with the talking Meowth.”

   Slinking through the bushes, the two Rocket Grunts made good use of their black outfits to approach the slumbering creature. Hiding the red Rs emblazoned on their shirts, they tipped their caps to one another as a signal. Throwing with all of their might, they flung their pokeballs at the Snorlax in the hopes of capturing it.

   Alca and Pony watched as their pokeballs ineffectively bounced off the creature’s gut and rolled off into the bushes. The two of them could only stare in silence as the Snorlax began to stir. Stepping out into the moonlight revealed not a Pokemon, but an enormous woman whose blue died hair and fur-like coat gave her the visage similar to the obese Pokemon. Too busy arguing with one another over their mistake, Alca and Pony were easily swept up in the giant girl’s arms and lifted into the air.

   “I heard you Team Rocket punks were lurking around these parts,” the Snorlax-like woman said. “Wonder if the Police Chief will treat me to a buffet again once I bring you in.” Keeping her two suspects confined between her blubbery arms and enormous gut, the woman began the long trek of waddling back into town to claim her reward.