Patreon Prompt 142

Prompt: A grocery shopping MILF tries some “meat-free” burger samples to which she becomes hopelessly addicted. They begin to bloat her up into a big, happy, methane-belching cow.

   Bernadette stopped the moment she heard the sales clerk mention the word free samples. Swinging her basket around, the middle aged woman greeted him with a wide smile. The clerk used the opportunity to spout the national benefits that the tiny, meat-free burgers offered. Always on the lookout for a to keep her kids eating healthy, Bernadette was more than happy to accept a free sample.

   Upon swallowing up the first bite, she eagerly scooped up a second and then a third. While the clerk was overjoyed to see her so happily chow down, he couldn’t help feeling like he had forgotten to mention something. As Bernadette finished up the last of the burgers on the tray, he was reminded of the side effects by the sight of a pair of floppy cow ears on her head and the smell of a rancid burp coming from her mouth.

   Letting out a bestial grunt, Bernadette pushed the clerk aside to dig into his backstock of burgers. Each non-meat morsel that slid down her throat further distended her belly and degraded her body. A splotchy, black and white pattern was visible across her skin after her growing blubber burst out of her clothes. Her udder-like breasts shook wildly about each time she stopped eating to release another burp or a moo from her elongated snout. Stomping her hoof-like feet on the ground as she continued to search had the added effect of swishing her long tail against her thick rear and pushing out a myriad of rude noises from her ass.

   All the clerk could do was look on in awe as Bernadette the cow woman finished off everyone burgers. Plopping her heavy body onto the ground, she rubbed her hoof-like fingers against her distended stomach. Contently letting out a collection of post-meal burps and farts, Bernadette barely acknowledged the growing crowd of onlookers. Despite the numerous looks of shock, she merely shrugged her shoulders and continued to massage her stomach to celebrate her life as a content cow.