Patreon Prompt 185

Prompt: A girl makes a poorly worded wish and ends up turning the world's female population (including herself) into obese, slobby men.

   “I wish I and the rest of the women of the world could understand why a man could stand to be so fat, gassy, and disgusting in public,” Jalen said out loud, her words fueled by an unpleasant experience at work.

   The genie furrowed their brow, only to shrug their shoulders in response. “It shall be done,” they replied, snapping their fingers before disappearing back into the lamp.

   Jalen’s excitement gave way to worry as she felt something in the pit of her stomach. Grasping at her gut, she surprised herself with both a plethora of extra fat around her waist and a deep belch rolling up her throat. The burp gave way to a bevy of other gassy expulsions, with more than a few coming out of her expanding rear as it ripped right through her pants. Looking over the rest of her body swell with weight to match her additions, her attention became drawn to the way her engorging breasts lost most of their shape in the process.

   Her sagging chest made Jalen reach below her hair-riddled belly. Pushing her finger through the bushel of pubes, she let out a mix of a gasp and a belch as she felt up cock and balls that had taken the place of her womanhood. Waddling through her home, she released a trail of flatulence on her way to her bedroom. Stopping to stare at her reflection in the mirror, she winced at the beard lining her pudgy face that completed her look as an atrocious smelling, fat man on par with the customer she had faced earlier that day.

   A collection of gassy outbursts drew Jalen’s attention to a nearby window. Sticking his head out, he was shocked to see similarly fat and gassy men shuffling down the sidewalk in a panic. Judging by the horrified expressions on their faces and the bits of fabric clinging to their fat rolls, he had to assume that his wish had affected not only him, but all of the women of the world.

   Finding his way back to his living room, he turned on the TV to see the newswoman scrambling to cover up her sagging man boobs while trying to report under the duress of a barrage of burps. Glancing back over to the lamp, Jalen knew that all it would take to fix things would be another wish. However, he wasn’t prepared to recklessly make another wish so fast. Not to mention, he was feeling hungry, and the couch felt pretty comfortable. Heaving his form off of the cushions with a loud fart, he planned to talk to the genie AFTER he had given himself time to think it over with a little snack and a nap.