Patreon Prompt 300
Added 2023-01-01 16:26:06 +0000 UTCPrompt: Cowboy named Damien transforms an under-performing farm hand into a horse trailer.
“Drake, I’m really sorry,” Damien said, tipping his unusual hat, a combination between a cowboy hat brim and a wizard cap’s tip, towards the lackluster farmhand, “but you know how things are done at Fantasy Farms. I’m going to have to punish you again for not meeting deadlines.”
“Hit me! I can handle it,” Drake replied, the young man puffing out his chest. “What’ll it be this time? A satyr? A centaur? Or a full on horse?”
“Sorry, but you’ve proven time and time again that you’re not cut out for any of that kind of labor.” Reaching into his pocket, Damien pulled out a gun with a wand sticking out of the barrel. “I got something else in mind for you. Something not even you can screw up.”
With the pull of a trigger, a blast of magic struck the over confident farm hand. His smug smile disappeared as his flesh and bone was swapped out for aluminum. Forced down onto his new wheels, his body stretched outwards and sideways into massive proportions. Walking around Drake as the last of the spell finished up, Damien had to admit that the farm hand made for a pretty decent horse trailer. Hoping that this would finally be Drake’s chance at redemption, Damien hoisted up his belt and sauntered off to start loading the first load of unicorns into Drake’s interior.
