Breath of the MILF Princess WIP Preview

WARNING THE FULL STORY WILL CONTAIN: Zelda (BOTW) Weight Gain and MILF TF

   Many sleepless nights spent in her room had left Princess Zelda more than a little weary. Her stressed out disposition came from the uncertainty of knowing when or how Calamity Ganon would return. Pouring over her books and researching as much as she could about the guardians left her in a state that had her perpetually on the verge of collapse. Even worse, her father, the king was against most of her suggestions for preparing for the inevitable disaster that would befall Hyrule. Worried that if the pattern continued that she would pass out, Link managed to convince her to take a nap alongside taking leave from the castle to relieve some stress.

   The sun shining down on Zelda’s long, golden blonde hair did wonders in bringing back a glimmer of excitement in her green eyes. Walking through the streets of Castle Town, the relaxation she felt for her momentary reprieve could be seen in the way she tapped her brown boots against the stone pavement. Her elated state of emotion was seen by all the townsfolk she met, each one waving at her as they took notice of her bright blue tunic.

   The princess was able to feel this relaxed due to the watchful eye of Link. Even if he had suggested the outing as a way to ease Zelda’s nerves, he still had a job to do. The blue tunic around his torso marked him as her personal knight. At a moment’s notice he would be able draw his sword and shield to defend her from any dangers. Despite this, he still found time to let the wind blow through his short, dirty blonde hair as he gazed upon the princess’s moment of peace.

   “Ah, so many places to look so little time,” Zelda said, holding her hand to her chest as she tried to decide where to go next.

   Stepping up beside her, Link reminded Zelda that they weren’t in any kind of rush.

   “I know, but I still don’t want to be away from my research for too long,” Zelda replied. “We’ll do one store and then head back to the castle. Let’s see, how about…”

   As Zelda let her gaze drift across the scenery, it eventually fell upon a sign she spotted hanging up in the alley. Curious about who would set up a shop in such a place, she wandered down the narrow passageway. More than a little cautions, Link followed her closely as she stopped before the sign.

   “Oko’s Curios,” Zelda spoke out loud as she read the sign. “This could be interesting.”

   Stepping inside of the shop, Zelda’s eyes went wide at the vast array of random antiques and items strewn about. Barely able to even walk amongst the piles of junk, it was a marvel that she managed to maneuver her way towards what looked like the front desk. Leaving Link behind to try and navigate the same treacherous path between a pair of pots, Zelda reached out to tap the bell on the counter.

   The princess jolted back as a man in a black cloak rose up from behind the desk. Pulling back his hood, the black and white eye tattooed across the shop keep’s forehead was at odds with his wide smile. Glancing back over to ensure Link was nearby, Zelda cleared her throat in an attempt to remain calm.

   “Hello there,” the shop keep said. “My name is Oko. I’d ask for your name, but you should know how famous you are among these parts.”

   “Yes, well it can be quite a burden sometimes,” Zelda answered, trying to keep up the light conversation. “I’ve never seen a store quite as unique as this.”

   “Thank you,” Oko replied with a bow. “I just set this place up a few days ago.”

   “It’s amazing that you were able to obtain such a wide variety of antiques.”

   “Oh, they’re not antiques. They’re magical devices.”

   Zelda gave a second stare at Oko’s unwavering smile. “I beg your pardon?”

   “They’re magical devices,” Oko repeated with the same genuine tone. “They’re part of a collection I’ve made during my travels through various kingdoms. Each and every one of them do something strange and different. To be honest, I can’t even recall what each piece does.”

   “Isn’t that a little dangerous?”

   Oko paused, scratching at his head in thought. “Maybe, but I guess that’s half the appeal of these things. You never quite know what you’re going to get. That being said, I would be wary about touching anything in the store. If you see something you like, let me know and I’ll handle it. Don’t want you accidentally getting cursed or anything.”

   “No, I think I’ll stick to window shopping,” Zelda said, turning her attention back to the door.

   As the princess started to make her way back to Link, something out the corner of her eye demanded her attention. Turning towards the source of a glittering green, she beheld a set of jewels set in a golden necklace locked behind a glass cabinet. The exquisite craftmanship was obvious even to her, necessitating that she wander towards it just for a chance to get a closer look.

   So engrossed with the beautiful jewelry, Zelda unfortunately was unable to stop herself from tripping over a rug and falling forward. Scrambling for something to catch her fall, her arm shot out and grabbed a pot. There were only a few moments that she got to glimpse at the strange runes covering the exterior before it came crashing to the ground alongside her.

   Though the princess landed with only a few scuffs on her outfit, the pot wasn’t so fortunate. Climbing back to her feet, Zelda turned around to look at the shattered remains of the antique. Glancing between the broken pot and the awestruck Oko, she hurried to pull her wallet out from her pocket.

   “I am so terribly sorry,” Zelda said as she rummaged around for a suitable amount of rupees to pay for the damages. “I’ll gladly compensate you for whatever-“

   Zelda let out a gasp and dropped her wallet as something began to rise up from the pot’s remains. A glowing entity made of blue light swirled about into the air until it pointed something resembling a head towards the princess. Before Link could have a chance to stop it, the light flew straight into the princess’s body before disappearing.

   Kneeling on the ground amongst the broken pot shards, Zelda looked at her own trembling hands. A voice that wasn’t her own began to echo through her head. Though she tried to fight at first, the stranger’s words became like honey as they gradually seeped into her mind. As her fear was replaced with righteous anger, the princess shaped her face into a frown before turning towards Oko and showing off the streak of grey in her blonde hair.

   “Well, that’s unfortunate,” Oko commented, looking only slightly concerned at the destruction of his merchandise. “No telling what that blue thing was, but I’m sure I can figure it out with enough research. In the meantime, you still need to pay for the pot. Don’t worry, I’ll sell it to you at a generous discount of-“

   The cheerful Oko’s attitude faltered as Zelda stomped towards him. Slamming her open palms on the counter, she tilted up her head to glare at him. Carefully making his way through the store to avoid breaking anything else, Link managed to get close enough to notice the blazing fury in her eyes that was a far cry from her usual self.

   “You dare to ask me for money?” Zelda said, pointing her finger squarely at the shop keep’s chest.

   “Well, yes,” Oko replied. “You did break the pot.”

   “Because of YOUR poor management of your own store,” Zelda countered, raising up her nose. “If it wasn’t for your slap dash approach to how you arrange your wares, I wouldn’t have tripped like that. You’re lucky that it was only that pot that was damaged. Could you imagine the ramifications of what would happen if the princess of Hyrule broke a bone because of your negligence?”

   “But I-“

   “SILENCE!” Zelda shouted, shutting down any attempt for Oko to defend himself. “The only thing you can do now is hope you have something worthwhile to make up for this travesty.”

   Flourishing her hair as she turned around, Zelda locked her eyes on the necklace from before. Showing not a hint of worry, she proceeded to march through the store to make a beeline towards the cabinet. She cast aside a number of different objects in her path, with more than a few shattering as they hit the ground. Too stunned by the drastic change in Zelda’s behavior, Oko merely stood there as she forced open the cabinet’s doors to procure the necklace for herself.

   “Yes, this will do nicely,” Zelda said, admiring her reflection in a mirror as she used it to adjust her new jewelry. “That should be enough to make up for your poorly handled organization. Come, Link. We’re getting out of this death trap before this shop keep decides to endanger my life again.”

   Link watched as Zelda smashed through more of Oko’s collection in order to get to the entrance by the fastest possible route. Looking back at the still stunned shop keep, Link considered staying behind to help with the cleanup. The sound of Zelda clearing her voice got him to turn his attention back towards her to see the expectant look on her face. Reminded that his main duty was to be her bodyguard for the outing, he gave a nervous wave towards Oko before following Zelda back out onto the streets.