Early update for March 13, 2018
Added 2018-03-12 03:55:01 +0000 UTCcool related story: we have a little baby-room white noise generator thinger, and one of its sound options is a heartbeat
the other day i heard it somewhere in our room, thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump, and i was overturning the dang place trying to find it
i was about to pull up the floorboards when i found it inside of a shirt on the carpet
